I'm Embarrassed!

Yesterday. It was so funny. You guys had to be there. I took my brother out for his birhday. Nothing fancy. Just out to the Holocaust Museum (we didn't get in), The Rose and Statue Garden, and the Air and Space Museum. My father, sister, his friend, the baby, and my husband went. It was a good day. I haven't had a good day in a while so it was well worth it. We visited everything, saw everything, visited the gardens in the surrounding areas. It was nice.

Before we even arrive downtown, we all took Metro (subway) to our destination. As we went my husband and my brother, his friend, were all spewing out the word "nigga" so much. It was so embarrassing! My husband yelled at the top of his lungs. "NIGGAH!!" I felt my face flush red and the whole train went silent. OMG. Everyone was starring at him. All the tourist. >_< Just everyone! And there's always one ghetto girl always trying to say something; "Bama as mother fucker, trying to be ghetto… blah blah blah" Her friend behind her found it funny… but I guess someone always has to be a sour puss.

I whipped my head around so fast and looked at her. Gave her the evil eye. She then shouted at me and said "bitch what are you looking at." I barked back. "Your badly done weave bitch. Say something else to me I'll fuckin' push you in front of the next train." Luckily we got off at the next stop and I flipped that girl off so bad… Lol. She was pissed and prawling around like she wanted to fight someone, me.

All what my dad said was "Cant take you bastards out no where… always want to fight someone"

Then we went to the Holocaust museum. we didn't get in because of our drinks, the bottles were open. And my husband being of German decent… (and he wonders why Germans and Blacks get a bad rep) said "no one gives a fuck about the jews… get over it." I slapped him to hard that I felt my wrist pop. I told him "omg have some fucking class you German scum. God. You're embarassing." So we quickly left and headed towards the Air and Space Museum.

Walking there was so hot, and we were hot. Sweaty. Stinking. Ugh!

We walked passed a garden first and there we cooled off in the shade. I took Zoe to the fountain and she was enjoying it so much. All she kept babbling was "agua", that's spanish for water, and she was so happy and giggly. So I decided to dunk her feet in the fountain and she was so excited. Oh I wished I had my digital camera and I could have recorded it. It was so cute! ^_^

As we arrived at the Air and Space Museum. My husband waited outside for two hours, in fear that he would have to throw away his reese's pieces. Dumbass. My brother and his friend insisted that he come and I just told him forget him. But they went to get him a third time and the security guard was hassling my brother and his friend. They said they were trying to sneek someone in and whatnot. My brother and his friend got real ghetto. Almost had us thrown out. dear god.

We walked around and the first exhibit we went was the war world one and war world two. My father and I, with Zoe in my arms and the kids running a muck, were looking at the old planes. The uniforms. Etc. I wish I had my camera so I could have take a lot of pictures. My mom's a fucking douche. These kids almost made my dad go into a fit. I told them. Don't worry… They're older. Give them a little freedom. Turns out I gave a little to much freedom and then quickly took it back.

So my brother got a little aggravated. So he and his friend started to harass the public from inside the museum. Can't take these little bastards out for nothing. They snuck into the flight simulator, which cost $7 dollars. Then security kicked them out. (This is why my brother got aggravated). Shortly after that he and his friend purposely walking into people. Bumping them with the scooter. bump "sorry". bump "sorry". I got so mad at them and the baby was getting fussy so we left. We sat at a almost private area and there we snacked on snack packs and it was delicious ^_^.

So everyone that walked by my brother, his friend, and my immature husband (and myself sadly enough) poked fun at everyone that walked passed. Like this one girl, with a naruto head band around her neck. My brother's friend was like OMG NERD YOU LOOK LIKE YOU PLAY YUGIOH HAHA. I was like OMG shut the fuck up man! And then more came and the more they insulted the more I laugh. You had to have been there it was too damn funny. And it was wrong to. But you just can't help but laugh.

As we were ready to go to the Natural History Museum, this buff looking guy walked passed me. My brother and his friend all posed like body builders and said "HAHA YOU HAVE TO BE THIS STRONG TO ENTER." Apparently the guy heard them. LOL. He was a good sport about it. He posed and asked "am I tough enough now?" I laughed so hard. Almost peed myself.

Later into the Evening… I was watching TV with my little brother, sister, his friend, and my husband. Then suddenly a Maple Story Commercial comes on. I have never felt so exposed like I did last night. And I look to my left and my brother and his friend were completely geeking out. Kind of look like they had the biggest orgasm of their life, the way they were in awe because Maple Story appeared on my Big screen Television.

I died laughing.

I was shocked!

I didn't know what to think. Then my husband, with the cruelest of glares… the evilest of grins looked at me… and said "Oh it's beckoning you." I cried, in those cheesy cry-out drama queens type of way… like in a horror movies. "No0o0o0o".

The commercial hasn't even ended and my brother, since it was his birthday yesterday, stood over me. Like the nerd that he is. Growled and snarled and said "GIVE ME MAPLE STORY" I looked at him with widen horror-filled eyes and said, trying not to die laughing again, "How can I give you something that you have to download", But before I could finish my sentence. He yelped "NAO!!!"

I fell off the couch cracking up. I couldn't hold it anymore. And the next thing that spit out my mouth was "NeRd… you nErD… OMG YOU NEEERRRDD" and my sister and husband followed suit, pointing and laughing and just ranting out Nerd every time my brother and his friend spoke. Nerd. Nerd. Nerd. Nerd. OMG you Nerd. Lol.

It was to funny.

Then into the night we had watched True Blood. 🙂 It's not a show for you children. 😛

And during the show I decided to bake a chocolate fudge birthday cake with strawberry mist whipped cream frosting and m&ms. And before it could cool… that pancake eating bastard (my mother's husband) came. And said "JR. (that's my brother), when you gonna cut this cake I want some" And my brother was like, "motherfucker… wait" My mom eyes widen. And then for some strange reason got mad at her husband instead of my brother. So my brother cut the cake, we sung that cheesy birthday song, we did out birthday licks, and we ate cake.

I never knew my cake was so good.

It didn't survive. Which is why I decided to by two different cakes. 🙂 which I'm baking now. hehe.