Let’s start with some depressing music, shall we? Well, if you didn’t play Tomoyo After, it wouldn’t be all that depressing. If it were, the feeling will soon be broken. By this poor attempt of a script.
This was written by our group member, whose role was to write an urban drama script. Which he did…. Take note throughout the script reading that this is based on All Quiet on the Western Front. The main characters were German, so we should be German. This fails to be consistent throughout the script. The script shown is as is, and was not altered in any way at all. The original format of this script was 14 point font with double spacing. It took three pages for one copy of this crap. Also, when this was presented, I did extremely fake acting because a lot of the lines did not have any full stops.
Mistakes will be in the colour red. Green for win.
Urban Drama/Script
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Question:
Write a Urban Drama/Script adaptation
(Henry, Kevin and Jonathon. Henry shots Kevin and Jonathon.)
Henry: Paw Paw watch out! What you gonna do.
Kevin: Say hello to my little friend. Oh crap My little friend is jammed.
Henri: Later home boy
Scene Change
(Everyone is covering their heads, Ali is throwing them)
Henri: The sky is falling with grenades, Dip I yelled.
Ali: Says something in Germany
Kevin: Oh I am hit
Henri: I will run and get a a aa Respond!
Kevin: Bun that
Ali: Victory in Germany
Scene Change:
(Everyone is eating except Ali)
Henri: That’s mine
Jonathon: Lets scrap
Henri: Winner gets the meat
Jonathon: kk
(Kevin tells Jonathon)
Kevin: My boy will win for sure
(Fight)
Fight Fight Fight #WTF?
Henri: I win
Jonathon gives the meat to Henri
Scene Change
Last Scene Paul dies
Henri is taking to Kevin:
Henri: Isn’t that a pretty flower?
Kevin: Yeah
Henri: I will go and get it right now
Kevin: Bun that you will get slaughtered
Kevin: Watch out for the German Bullet
Henri: Oh my head
Kevin: What a peaceful death
Henri lies dead on the ground.
12 Comments
I was laughing but my brain told me be sad.
I keep saying no, and continued to laugh.
Man. I wish I could give this a negative like..
It’s so bad, it makes me laugh. For that, I will give a like instead.
~Mip
I’d watch that.
Bun That
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Fadget is David backwards as well.
Who knew.
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
you know what else is cool?
[c=7]~рιяιтнιvέ.[/c] says:
What?
David says:
kevin’s dad?
=D
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
you guys are both retards, no stfu please
[c=7]~рιяιтнιvέ.[/c] says:
lolwut
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
now*
David says:
Way to ruin the flow sneha.
[c=7]~рιяιтнιvέ.[/c] says:
I was expected some awesome story
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
>:
David says:
Me too.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
I have a story
David says:
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
I have a story
There’s this kid
David says:
STFU KEVIN
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Right
And he ate a banana
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
you know how i do *come cory baxter shyt*
David says:
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING STORY.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
But it came out his ass
In the same shape
Except it was all chuncky
And brown
But he ate it again
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
oh wow.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And then it came out again
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
was it rotten?
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Black
David says:
OMFG THAT’S JUST GROSS.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Then he ate it again
Because he thought it was black corn
David says:
STFU
KEVIn
WOW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And then it popped in his stomach
David says:
BULLSHIT.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And he pooped little pellets of pop corn
David says:
STFU.
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
precisly
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And he eated it again
Omg
David says:
omg
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
I’m laughing so hard right now
XD
David says:
Screw you fucking douche.
That’s the gayest thing I ever read.
FUCK.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
LOL.
David says:
That’s just disgusting.
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
no…2 girls 1 cup
David says:
You just turned me off completely.
Dervd was turned on?
theleast you could have done was make it so my screen name wasnt this mess of shyt
What
Is
This
I
Don’t
Even
Know
How
I
Survived
To
Get
Motorboated
By
I
Funny
Froggy
But
Still
Survive
Just
To
Fadget is David backwards as well.
Who knew.
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
you know what else is cool?
[c=7]~рιяιтнιvέ.[/c] says:
What?
David says:
kevin’s dad?
=D
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
you guys are both retards, no stfu please
[c=7]~рιяιтнιvέ.[/c] says:
lolwut
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
now*
David says:
Way to ruin the flow sneha.
[c=7]~рιяιтнιvέ.[/c] says:
I was expected some awesome story
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
>:
David says:
Me too.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
I have a story
David says:
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
I have a story
There’s this kid
David says:
STFU KEVIN
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Right
And he ate a banana
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
you know how i do *come cory baxter shyt*
David says:
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING STORY.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
But it came out his ass
In the same shape
Except it was all chuncky
And brown
But he ate it again
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
oh wow.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And then it came out again
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
was it rotten?
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Black
David says:
OMFG THAT’S JUST GROSS.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
Then he ate it again
Because he thought it was black corn
David says:
STFU
KEVIn
WOW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And then it popped in his stomach
David says:
BULLSHIT.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And he pooped little pellets of pop corn
David says:
STFU.
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
precisly
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
And he eated it again
Omg
David says:
omg
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
I’m laughing so hard right now
XD
David says:
Screw you fucking douche.
That’s the gayest thing I ever read.
FUCK.
my name is KEVIN [35620] [Shakugan no Shana S is an OVA. T_T] says:
LOL.
David says:
That’s just disgusting.
[c=#51A8FF]ѕ[/c][c=14]и[/c][c=#51A8FF]з[/c][c=14]н[/c][c=#51A8FF]α[/c] Happy Diwali says:
no…2 girls 1 cup
David says:
You just turned me off completely.
Jesus..christ..this completely broke the new site.