[QoTW #33] CAPTURE THE FLAG

SO LIKE WE WERE ALL IN THE FIELD. THE SUN WAS HIGH AND WE HAD NO GEAR. WE BROUGHT GUNS BUT THEY WERE CONFISCATED BY THE TEACHERS, SO WE HAD TO GO WITHOUT ANY EQUIPMENT. ALL WE HAD WERE SHIRTS AND SHORTS. ONCE AGAIN, I BROUGHT A GHILLIE SUIT BUT THEY TOOK THAT AWAY TOO. SO I FOUND SOME WET MUD UNDER THE SHADE AND ROLLED AROUND IN THAT TO LOOK STEALTHY, AND FOUND SOME DRY LEAVES AND ROLLED AROUND IN THAT. BOOM, I HAVE MY OWN GHILLIE SUIT.

SO I SEND MY SQUAD TO TRY TO FLANK THE ENEMY. FOR YOU ASSHOLES WHO DON’T KNOW ANYTHING, THAT MEANS TO SURROUND THEM. BUT WHEN MY SQUAD IS ON THEIR SIDE OF THE FIELD, THEY’RE OPEN TO BE CAUGHT. SO MY SQUAD IS ON THEIR SIDE, AND THE OTHER TEAM STARTS CHASING THEM TO JAIL THEM. MY SQUAD IS HEAVILY TRAINED IN CQC. THEY TAKE OUT THEIR KNIVES FROM THEIR ANKLES AND START STABBING AND SLASHING THE ENEMY OUT OF SELF-DEFENSE. THEY WERE COVERED IN BLOOD, SO THEY WERE NOT STEALTHY AT ALL. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS STEALTHY. AS THEY WERE DISTRACTING THE OTHER TEAM ON THE SIDES OF THE TERRITORY, I WAS PRONE, CRAWLING STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD TO THEIR FLAG. I REACHED THEIR FLAG.

I FELT IT COMING. MY SECRET WEAPON WAS READY. I DROPPED MY SHORTS AND SHAT OUT THE PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES I HAD INGESTED THE PREVIOUS DAY IN PREPARATION. I PUT THE PIECES OF EXPLOSIVE TOGETHER AND PUT A FUSE ON IT. I SET THE TIMER, GRABBED THE FLAG, AND STARTED SPRINTING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD.

THE EXPLOSIVES WENT OFF AND EVERYBODY DIED EXCEPT FOR MY TEACHER AND ME. OH SHIT THE JAIL GUARD CAUGHT ME USING HIS LAPTO