So. Today was my birthday. March 31st. And let me just tell you… Worst. Birthday. Ever.
So on March 30th, I smashed my toe into a 25-pound metal gate and ripped it off it's hinges and bruised my toe up badly. Later that night, I stood up and my knee started to hurt. Later that night, my knee grew the size of a watermelon. Seriously, it was 3x the size of my other knee. From then, it took me 3 hours (From 1 – 3:30) to get into bed and fall asleep in a somewhat comfortable position.
So then I woke up at 11:45, 2 hours before I usually wake up. Shitty start already! So my leg was feeling a bit better, until I got up. Then I couldn't even walk. I had to hop on my left leg all the way around my house. Oh, and to make things better… idiots came over for a "get together"! Yay! Not. There were 6 of them that were 4 years below me, then 2 others that were 2 years younger, then one annoying kid my age. Then some other older people for my parents. We played some pool, basketball, and poker. Oh and did I mention that most of them forgot it was my birthday? Lovely.
Then to end off the night, my knee swelled up again and is now huring like a fucking bitch. And my girlfriend is mad because I am in Arizona and barely talked to her today cause it was my birthday and I was in pain the entire time. Fuck.
Aight, this probably made no sense. But whatever, I just wanna spill some shit. Good night.
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RE: your leg
Rest, ice, compression and elevation. Do it nooooow. o:
PS: Happy birthday. XD
Happy birthday! xD
Sorry to hear about your knee, hope it gets better soon.
Bah, you don’t need no bad leg or some insensitive girlfriend to ruin your day… Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!!
ppl stopped acknowledging my birthday since like 5th grade
so… suck it up lol
i also stopped receiving gifts since llike forever
My birthday isn’t going so well either.
Or rather, my birthday eve. But yeah, the guy I’ve been in a “relationship” with just left me, chased the bitch whore I hate, and left me hanging. And when my friends told him it was my birthday tomorrow, he thought they were just gonna go “APRIL FOOLS!” and didn’t believe them. He even got angry at them.
My mom is pissed at me because I don’t want to follow the career plan she has for me and my pet Bob died. Bob ;(
HOORAH TO TERRIBLE BIRTHDAYS!
jeffrey hurhur
I wish this was April Fool’s.
Happy birthday, mate, hope you feel better soon.
Thanks guys.
My knee is getting better, turns out I have water or something in it. Don’t know if I already said that and I’m too lazy to scroll up.