"What the heck is this crap?!"

So uh, author's note (skip down if you don't want to read. Or uh. Well, you should know where the "back" button is.) — Sorry if it sucks. But uh, I just HAD to write something for this prompt. XD

Being a bando, there’s no shortage of strange people for me to write about. But I have homework due tomorrow, so this’ll be short. And most likely very very crappy. >___>;;

But firstly – “If bandism were a religion, we’d TOTALLY be a polygamist cult.”

So after school I was walking to the library from the band room (they’re almost across the campus @__@) and I’m talking with a couple of my friends (I’ll call them Jason and Jessica), and another guy from band comes up from behind “Jason” and gropes him, then runs off. So now, I’m like “……” and Jessica says, “That’s totally normal, you get used to it eventually.” And then a third guy in the marching band bikes by and Jessica says “Here’s some more action! :D” and a different guy runs after him and uh, grabs his butt, so by now we’re just standing there and watching the drama unfold, and then we start cracking up. So. Lots of gay stuff, but I secretly doubt they’re really as uh, homo as they act 😡

…Our band is full of eccentrics and perverts. X__x

Oh. And uh, there’s this guy who’s apparently obsessed with one of my OTHER friends to the point of almost being a stalker (though I suppose I can’t really say anything, as I kind of stalk people too) but HE is fixated on my friend’s NECK because he says it’s SOFT. –sweatdrop-

And I suppose I ought to include myself and a couple other people too – between me and a few of my other OTHER friends (I have a lot of friends >>;; ), we have an in-joke where somebody whispers the word “porn” in a quiet environment (think school library or after-school tutoring classroom) and we all start laughing.

One of my friends, Nuka, she draws/paints ridiculous things in art class and makes “presents” of them and gives them to me, and I have to throw them away afterward. >__O

… And the strangest thing is that all of this is pretty every-day. So is it really “weird” anymore? XD

^^^^^^ Those are all I can think of at the moment, I might add some more if they come to mind. 😛

Ta ta~

PS: Something really, really funny/strange happened today. So we were having "sectionals" in band to work on a piece for a band event in a couple weeks, and these trombone players kept coming in and out of the room just to mess with us. So towards the end of class, the band director comes in to listen to us play (we have to memorize the piece by next Monday) and two of the trombone players burst into the room, yelling, and knock a chair over, and then they dash back out, RIGHT when the teacher was talking to us, and then all of us clarinets were like "…….." and then we just start cracking up, because it was just the WORST. TIMING. EVER. But it was pretty damn funny. XD