The Quotes of My Labor.

"When in doubt, don't use C4. Fissile material works so much better."

"Do you ever wonder why you're here?"

"The pureness of my soul is drained away; if you want it, you're gonna have to draw pinpricks of blood."

"If you're willing to do whatever for your lover, would you stay away from him/her?"

"You can fix the clock for daylight savings time but you can't fix the clock so it can run?"

"By bible's term, you can't gay marry but you can kill? Isn't killing one of the ten commandments or something?"

"WHY did I ever choose to go to this school?!"

"I have no friends."

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. For every statement, you're being hypocritical about it."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

"Of course, HE gets the winning hand by the river."

"A cold, harsh truth is how cold and harsh truth can be."

"Pocket rockets do NOT guarantee a win."

"We should make a building out of pure magnesium. That way, if it catches fire, everyone within 50 miles can see it."

"If water can cut through a person with ease, why the whole process to make bullets?"

"If flatulence contains methane… why do people light a match in an attempt to get rid of the smell?"

"I asked several classmates if they utilize dihydrogen monoxide in any way. They said no."