"Hey, you told me to do something; you never said I'd have to do it right."
"Hey, the jerk store called and they're all out of you!"
"If you had a penny for every penny that I gave you, how many pennies would you get?"
"Hey, if people can make diamonds out of peanut butter, why wouldn't they?"
"It only takes about a thousand people or so out of a billion to call a disease a pandemic."
"A bullet is my hot knife through butter."
"Upon reflection, everyone is a hypocrite."
"It's not madness; it's hysteria."
"A Tale of Two Cities is like a drug; everyone hates it but it's so addictive and interesting."
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I lol’d at the “diamonds out of peanut butter” line.
Where’d you get these quotes from anyways?
Himself. o.o