How a College guy Picks up a Girl

QOTW

This is sorta fun
Who am I really kidding
This kinda sucks man

I ARE JOKINZ D8 <3<3<3<3 joke haiku plzdunkillmeh

So me and my two friend Heather and Javonne are working out (volleyball) in the rec center right. We were on hte bottom floor which has the courts for volley, basket, and other types of ball sports. On the top floor are these huge rings where you are supposed to walk or jog.

Well.

There was this girl jogging right, she was listening to music and basically in her own world. So then this guy, comes up and, after watching her go all the way around for a few laps, runs all the way up to her but stops so it would seem like he just started jogging.

On their first way around she doesn't notice him.

On second lap around, she seemed to have went "ohai" as she notices him.

On the third way around they seem to be doing inane small talk, yet still into the joggin thing.

On the fifth lap around, they were walking, her earphones were put away, and exercising is a thing of the past.

about 10 minutes after that, we saw them downstairs on the exercise ball things.
Smooth man. She never would've realized his actions were premeditated. She totally bought into that.

But then again, we did overhear her say later "Omg Sherri is TOTally crushing on me."

lolwut?

IN OTHER NEWS

FFFFFF- i forgot all i wanted to say Dx

Friends hurt friends

My friend Ken (my gay guy friend) in a nutshell called me fat. This hurt me very, very deeply, especially since i had been trying to work out.
See, there was this sort of hanging swing that you were supposed to use to swing your entire body over this obstacle thingy (no idea how to describe) and Heather was too afraid of hitting her back to do it. I stepped forward and was like "I wanna do it!!" when Ken went:

"Oh no no no! If it could hold up you…! *starts laughing*" I know he didn't mean to make me hurt. Just what he said had this undertone that he truly believed that. That I'm fat.

Me: hahaha…..ha……*turns around and goes back in house while trying not to cry* *fails*

Well, you'd think that for someone who's obsessed with his OWN weight he'd know that that isn't cool. Now I think I know how my friend Allie felt when he jokingly called her a Slut. She insta-stopped laughing, turned on her heel, and walked out of the room.

He almost ruint my birthday that day D8

Looking through old files

Do you find some crazy stuff that you never even knew existed? xD I had written this poem and apparently forgot about it. I found it liiike, two days ago and went…Wth? When did I write this?!

I also found old drawings that I like more than my new art. Random pictures of hot girls from when my guy friend was masquerading as a girl and couldnt decide on which one. Some cool wallpapers. That dancing baby gif. An msn pic i saved of when my two maple friends drew a bunny being simultaneously shot, stabbed, and hanged. A pic someone drew of my maple character Mello329, it was a Vutaler/mmotaler but i forget who D8 . 3 old pics of guy friend when he was buff; i think hes on drugs, hes so skinny now its weird. A picture I drew over with red pencil in Paint.exe of a stupid liar pants and his *** **** ***** person. Jessica Eldwood's icon (hawt bunny girl). Deidara doing Carmelldansen. A pic of BlackNazgul before he gave anyone his facebook. A pic of the Uchiha brothers in leather.

I have no idea how that last one got in there >>;;

Dating

Let's do it.