List of Things I Want to do in High School

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1. Not get a F for a final grade (Failed)

2. Get an A for a final grade (Pass)

3. Get at least a 3.0 average (Failed)

4. Get a real girlfriend :sadface: (Working on it)

5. Make newer friends (Pass)

6. Distance myself away from some of my current friends (Pass)

7. Try out for a sport (Failed)

8. Actually make the team (…)

9. Be involved in a love dodecagon (wait no, this sounds painful…)

10. If having not accomplished joining a sports team, play a musical instrument

11. Actually commit to that instrument

12. Get a job

13. Blow off all my money on drugs

14. Become a druggie

15. Drop out of school

16. Become a baby daddy

17. Get arrested

18. Go back to high school at age 28

19. Almost graduate

20. Go to summer school

21. Disappoint parents

22. Have a child with a 14 year old at age 29

23. Have to pay child support for two women

24. Invest in an up and coming company

25. Get rich

26. Realize that the investment was part of a Ponzi scheme and head into bankruptcy

27. Fall into a deep depression

28. Become a hermit

29. Eat a bunch of sleeping pills

30. Die

31. Revive

32. Curse a God

33. Go back to high school at age 36

34. Miss graduation by .5 credits

35. Fail summer school

36. Repeat the 9th grade

37. Skip to the 12th grade

28. Invite family to my graduation

29. Realize that no one came to said graduation

30. Kill self while accepting diploma

What do you want to do (or have done) in high school?

12 Comments

Gujju 30 May 2010 Reply

sadly, and fortunately, i am done high school.

Spade 30 May 2010 Reply

Dest.

Why.

Nass 30 May 2010 Reply

1) Go to school.
2) Make and maintain a good name for myself
3. Date a girl
4. Skip a class
5. Skip a whole day of school
6. Skip a week of school
7. Attend a house party
8. Get drunk
9. Get high
10. Get into a fight
11. Join a team (sports)
12. Join a club
13. Go to a girl’s house
14. Be sober and sleep at said girl’s house/
15. Be 1337
16. Date at least 8 girls
17. Date at least 20 girls.

Probably more, but yeah I’ve done a lot so far. And I got 2 years to go 😉

Dest1 30 May 2010 Reply
Spade said: Dest.

Why.

3/4 of this list is joke 😛

Wait no, scratch that, I’m being completely serious about everything I wrote in this blog.

Lithium 30 May 2010 Reply

this is such a sad list, regardless of it being a joke or not.

Dest1 30 May 2010 Reply
Lithium said: this is such a sad list, regardless of it being a joke or not.

Thanks.

David 30 May 2010 Reply
Dest1 said:

Lithium said: this is such a sad list, regardless of it being a joke or not.

Thanks.

This is a sad person, regardless of him existing or not.

Ganzicus 30 May 2010 Reply

LOL, #9.

DarkDragoon 31 May 2010 Reply

lmfao at 29

David 31 May 2010 Reply
DarkDragoon said: lmfao at 29

How is that funny. Remember Louis from L4D? Yeah. He died from an overdose, with hundreds of thousands of zombies and witches and tanks.

And he fucking died from a overdose.

I find that not funny at all.

Nass 31 May 2010 Reply
David said:

DarkDragoon said: lmfao at 29

How is that funny. Remember Louis from L4D? Yeah. He died from an overdose, with hundreds of thousands of zombies and witches and tanks.

And he fucking died from a overdose.

I find that not funny at all.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH 29 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

xFrozenIdentity 31 May 2010 Reply

Why is there no #69 ..

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