fk u david

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Hi guys it’s Dest!!!! I’m writing this blog because David told me to and because VuTales is DEAD.

Since I’ve forgotten how to write a blog, here is an update on me in list form:

-I am 19 now.
-I am in my sophomore year of college.
-tfw still no gf
-My Facebook profile picture reminds everyone of a thug
-I am older.
-I don’t play as many video games as I used to. My attention span is too short for video games 🙁
-I cringe when I read my old content on the site.

I think that’s about it, nothing has really changed.

7 Comments

SirPainsalot 8 September 2014 Reply

You’re a step ahead of me still. Any tips for college?

Nass 8 September 2014 Reply

oh so you just do whatever David tells you to do?

don’t let THE MAN push you around!

Dest1 8 September 2014 Reply
SirPainsalot said: You’re a step ahead of me still. Any tips for college?

1. Treat class as a 9-5 job. Skipping classes eventually turns into a habit and I know people who skipped so much class that they ended up dropping out.
2. Procrastinating = bad but you already know that.
3. Try to join as many clubs/organizations as possible to meet and network with people.
4. If you think a girl is cute just go up and introduce yourself, literally no one cares and if she says no then whatever, she wouldn’t be fun anyway. Eventually you’ll develop enough confidence to talk to people in general.
5. If you live in a dorm the people you live with are the easiest friends you will ever make. Seriously, do it
6. Don’t party too hard

Nass said: oh so you just do whatever David tells you to do?

don’t let THE MAN push you around!

I did it for the pandas!!

Nass 8 September 2014 Reply
Dest1 said:
I did it for the pandas!!

that’s what they all say

FunnyFroggy 8 September 2014 Reply
Dest1 said:
4. If you think a girl is cute just go up and introduce yourself, literally no one cares and if she says no then whatever, she wouldn’t be fun anyway. Eventually you’ll develop enough confidence to talk to people in general.
!

Remember to pretend to be a slug. Girls love that.

Dest1 8 September 2014 Reply
FunnyFroggy said:

Dest1 said:
4. If you think a girl is cute just go up and introduce yourself, literally no one cares and if she says no then whatever, she wouldn’t be fun anyway. Eventually you’ll develop enough confidence to talk to people in general.
!

Remember to pretend to be a slug. Girls love that.

Do as i say not as i do

MasterCheeze 9 September 2014 Reply

See you’re still keeping up the whole FunnyFroggy charade. Can’t fool me, I been onto ya from the start.

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