PREGNANT SEXCAPADES! Spoil this if it's too inappropriate.
OKAY! Recently, my (very) pregnant friend approached me. She was complaining about how since she's going to be a single mother, she has no one to comfort her and provide for her needs. I've known this chick forever. I've seen her naked and we've messed around more than once. (Never went all the way with her though) Well, seeing as she put herself out there and asked I thought I'd oblige and just give her head or something, clean out her pipes, per se. Anyways, I was going down on her (very tidy, well kept, shaved, etc) and one thing led to another and I happened to be particularly aroused and I ended up stickin' it in. Didn't even have to pull out when I climaxed (Best feeling ever). Honestly, some of the best sex I've had in my life. Pregnant women are crazy. She was soooooo…aroused. Her belly didn't even bother me. A beautiful pregnant woman.
Honestly though, any more detail and I'd have to submit it to penthouse. I'll stop there.
WOMEN PROBLEMS!
Well, I've got two massive crushes. There's a problem with one of them though. She's had an abortion. I know people who support abortion and everything and I don't judge but I don't. I think it's wrong. I think it's really wrong for her as well. She had no good reason to abort it other than she wanted to. This is a big problem for me. She was a big enough idiot to get pregnant and then had it aborted. What a lame-o! Aside from that, she's awesome. Redheaded, actress/artist, beautiful, nicest body known to man, pretty nice. Anyways, I'm going to go to her senior prom with her, see how that goes. Don't think I'll boink her though, that'd sort of defeat the whole "I'm finding a soulmate" thing I'm trying to project to potential lovers, not FWB.
The second is this Asian chick. I've known her since we were kids. Our parents were best friends in school. There's really no problem with her other than we hardly talk anymore. I'ma have to initiate some conversation. She was pretty awesome when I knew her and she's pretty damn beautiful. I know she's been sorta…around though. She's been with 3 men in a year, not too bad I know, but I like 'em fairly innocent as some of you may know.
Oh, today, whilst in French III, my ex-girlfriend and I were talking. I said I thought it was nasty that a woman's uterus falls out once a month and she responded, I think sperm is nasty. And I promptly responded, it wasn't nasty when it was in your mouth. Bahahaha, she blushed. The entire class laughed. I'm proud of myself.
GAMING!
The Big Bang! Patch in Maplestory may be coming sooner than we think as many of you may know. They already have an event for the submission of names. I'm going to restart Maple then. I'll be making an entirely new character (probably one of the original classes) and play with a few friends I've been playing private servers with. We're going to be amazing. Anyways, I'll probably do a regular series highlighting my escapades on Maple and keep you guys updated. That's what the site's for after all!
HALO REACH! It's pretty great. I'm enjoying it thoroughly. I mean, I beat it on legendary and I'm working on getting the armor and shit. I mean it gets old pretty quick but I find myself thinking about it during the day sometimes. I dunno, I like it.
I traded in:
Borderlands
DA: Origins
MW2
Resident Evil 5
and 12 bucks
in for it and I regret that thoroughly. Prolly shoulda just paid the 60 bucks. Honestly. Atleast I still have MW1. I just know Arly needs to get Reach so we can play together some time.
Anyways, superficial blog over, peace.
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Stopped reading after that.
Okay, it was a light-hearted blog. Whatever you choose to interpret as content is entirely up to you. Thanks for that much, homie. 🙂
Shouldn’t be fooling around with the preggers women Dusty, especially if they’re single.
I would have kept MW2 if I were you. MW1 is better, but it’s still fun.
I won’t be getting Reach soon… maybe Christmas? Either that or Fable III. Probably Reach though, they won’t release a “Complete Edition” unlike Lionhead.
Jesus christ, you fuck a girl every single week, don’t you?
Uh, not a different one, Dest…?
Usually atleast twice a week. Usually I’m in a relationship with them though. Only ever had sex with 4 women outside of a relationship…
And Arly, I’ll probably just buy Fable III as it comes. The savings aren’t worth the wait. 🙂
In my opinion, it is. Molyneux is going to release at least two DLC, one of which will include Kinect (although this doesn’t affect me). He will then release a “Complete Edition”, or called “Game of the Year Edition” if they win GotY.
Bungie, on the other hand, never pull that kind of crap. Halo 2 extra maps were on a separate disc so people who got the original Halo 2 weren’t left in the dust. Same with Halo 3: For the people who bought Halo 3 but hated getting the DLC map packs, instead of forcing these guys to choose betwen the DLC and buying another copy of the game for the DLC, they release it along with ODST. I do believe that Halo: Reach will have a separate multiplayer disc like with ODST.
Oh I believe they’re actually going to update the game regularly. There’s a big update coming out in October actually. (Bungie)
Update…? o_o I’ll wait and see.
http://gamerant.com/halo-reach-update-details-shows-campaign-matchmaking-coming-october-15-rory-42991/
I traded in:
Borderlands
DA: Origins
MW2
Resident Evil 5
and 12 bucks
Borderlands isn’t for everyone, that I can understand.
DA: Origins is a fantastic RPG though. The only justification I can find for you trading it in is if you’ve already beaten the shit out of it.
MW2.. why? At the very least you could’ve sold it used to someone. D:
RE5, good choice.
I’ve beaten Borderlands 4 times, once with each character, DA: Origins, twice and I got hacked on MW2.
Oh yeah, these are just updates. Not DLC, so it’s fine. These are changes to their online stuff, won’t cost or inconvenient players too much
Careful with preggos- they may be lining you up by anymeans to help raise the kid. At least you got to play with a pregnant lady(*fap*fap*fap*) <---JUST KIDDING Its ok if you’re prolife- after all its life, really. Im on the pro-choice side thanks to all the power tripping and abuse done by aggressive prolifers on a power trip and who are out to make others feel guilty for their decisions. But I can still appreciate the honest value of pro-life arguments- it’s life afterall. And i don’t really respect aggressive power tripping pro-choicers who jump on the bandwagon just to hate on the aggressive power tripping prolifers. (but if anyone tells me that if a woman got raped that she should go through the pregnancy anyway, I’ll shoot them in the head >.<). Believe what you want; imo let each person decide for themselves, much less effort than trying to make their choice for them and force them to follow suit. Speaking of Halo Reach:
I thought it was fake
DUDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 14 *horrified face at thinking a 14 yr old was doing this* Please inform me of your proper age so I don’t go into hysterics Dx
Anyhoo,
Well that’s not judgmental at all.
You call THAT been around? There are TONS of girls who get with 3 dudes in a week o_o;; But she gets with 3 dudes in a year and shes a slart? D: I don’t understand bro.
Eh, I think I’m already going to be the godfather regardless of the boinking we did. It’s alright, I’m not helping her raise the kid and she knows it.
And yeah, I would never do it but I respect the law. I think the law is wrong but if people’ve found that this law is the most generally accepted and such, I recognize that I don’t need to dispute it on anymore than a personal level. Just senseless abortions. They bug the heck out of me.
@dee I know the woman and I know she’d be a great mother and she could support one. She aborted the child because she didn’t feel like dealing with it. That’s horrible. Okay, I’m judgmental.
Oh and I know she isn’t slutty, it’s just she’s been serious with a lot of people and she doesn’t have a good track record. I suppose neither do I.
I’m 17 going on 18. She was 20.
I need someone
Older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are 17 going on 18
I’ll depend on you
HAHA…slart
wow i feel like such a virgin. youre 17?! duuuuuuude xD
It’s not a bad thing, Dee. Retain it for as long as you need, holmes.
That is not a reason to feel ashamed in any way.
I know girls and guys who’ve lost it at 12, I’ve had girls crying on my shoulders for doing things they realized they never wanted to do.
lol no worries dee, i have heard of people losing their LIP viginity in their twenties.
True words
Atta boy Dussy.