I hate or dislike many things.
What I dislike the most is boys.
As hypocritical as that sounds (seeming as I have and had a crush on a boy.)
I can't really explain it though. It's just something that changes everyday. I might meet the perfect boy at school, and see a complete jerk in the hallway. Then I hate boys. All boys.
So I like this guy right? We've been talking for a while and I feel closer to him than almost anyone.
Of course, being Asian. I have high expectancies.
Like being a clean and cut.
I'm also organized, so I have a boy checklist. This boy makes every option, except my last one.
#10: Be Asian.
Not that it bugs me he isn't, it's just my parents are edgy. More specifically, my mother. My father is a wanna-be Asian. It's so fun to see him try to be like us.
My mom is a little harder, she likes Asian boys. Only. Here's the plot twister. She's likes Mike though. Crazy right?
He's a black guy, and she says I can't have a white guy as my boyfriend.
She did!
It's so not fair.
He's extremely cute and has the most dreamy eyes. He has this semi-small English accent that comes out from time to time which is omega cute too.
His hair is perfect to play with and so much more. One of those guys I just can't let him slip away 🙁
My mom is being mean. 🙁
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pix plz
Well, I don’t like girls. So I guess we’re even. <:
Vusys, are you into Asians? If you’re not, I can make you. ;D
Vu dosnt like girls. He likes women. OHO
and boys suck. but we love them. =/
I hate or dislike many things.
What I dislike the most is girls.
As hypocritical as that sounds (seeming as I have and had a crush on a girl.)
I can’t really explain it though. It’s just something that changes everyday. I might meet the perfect girl at school, and see a complete drama queen in the hallway. Then I hate girls. All girls.
So I like this gal right? We’ve been talking for a while and I feel closer to her than almost anyone.
Of course, being Asian. I have high expectancies.
Like being a clean and cut.
I’m also organized, so I have a girl checklist. This girl makes every option, except my last one.
#10: Be Asian.
Not that it bugs me she isn’t, it’s just my parents are edgy. More specifically, my father. My mother is a wanna-be Asian. It’s so fun to see her try to be like us.
My dad is a little harder, he likes Asian girls. Only. Here’s the plot twister. he’s likes Dee though. Crazy right?
She’s a black gal, and he says I can’t have a white gal as my girlfriend.
he did!
It’s so not fair.
She’s extremely cute and has the most starry eyes. She has this semi-small English accent that comes out from time to time which is omega sexy too.
Her hair is perfect to play with and so much more. One of those gals I just can’t let her slip away
My dad is being mean.
You play with her hair? ;;
lol
the only problem my asian mom has against my girlfriend is that she’s never really seen her in person ;D
i’d like to keep it that way lolol
I’m 14 and what is this.
Generalization, oho!
ur mom is a milf
and boys suck. but we love them. =/
Technically, it’s you girls that do the sucking..for the most part.
Nasty loser. gtfo
Mike…ahaha…haha….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!
lulz.
Asian girls and white guys… 🙁
Psh, that’s how only the 2nd most awesome person in my life was created.
Psh, that’s how only the 2nd most awesome person in my life was created.
Sorry, I’m not Asian or white.
C wat I did thur?
I find it ironic that white people are generally portrayed as the most racist, and yet we have the least problems with relationships with other races.
I don’t like how guys/girls of one race feel a sort of ownership or first priority over other girls/guys of their race.
Beige, people.
You guys will all be my colour sooner or later.
On the inside, we’re all fleshy and squishy and kind of gross, skin colour doesn’t matter.
Everyone should have inter-racial babies so racism would be impossible 😀
I’m telling your dad you called him a wanna-be.
Psh, that’s how only the 2nd most awesome person in my life was created.
Sorry, I’m not Asian or white.
C wat I did thur?
What, you’re only settling for 2nd?
White people are generally portrayed as the most racist, yes, but it’s the Chinese people who are the most racist. They don’t give a damn if you’re Chinese or not, but if a person from a big city sees or finds out a person is from the country/rural areas of China, he’ll (or she’ll) be a flat out asshole to him (or her).
=]
Psh, that’s how only the 2nd most awesome person in my life was created.
Sorry, I’m not Asian or white.
C wat I did thur?
What, you’re only settling for 2nd?
I can’t beat out Vusys.
=]
That’s prejudice, not racism.
I guess so. But still, one who is prejudice against their own race will probably act the same way to another person, and just oh so happen to bring up their race, am I wrong? Cantonese have silly/insulting names for every single race other than Chinese.
Psh, that’s how only the 2nd most awesome person in my life was created.
why thank you o:
Er, native americans?
Anyway.
My daddy said I can’t date blacks, Mexicans or Asians.
But I figure: one of my cousins is dating a black guy, my other cousin is dating a Mexican, so yea, I have this strange urge to fill in the blank xD
Now, if only I can find Mads Mikkelsen’s Asian counterpart…
Er, native americans?
Anyway.
My daddy said I can’t date blacks, Mexicans or Asians.
But I figure: one of my cousins is dating a black guy, my other cousin is dating a Mexican, so yea, I have this strange urge to fill in the blank xD
Now, if only I can find Mads Mikkelsen’s Asian counterpart…
Almost dated someone who was half Native American. In the end, her beauty couldn’t cancel out the empty space in her head. She was so stupid.
You had to show her the cold side of the pimp hand.
lol I just asked my mom “Hey mama, when I grow up and get married, would it be okay if I marry someone not asian?”
Mom: “…depends…”
Me: “What if they were black?“
Mom: “….-long silence- Don’t talk to me like that.”
Me: “…What?”
Mom: “You are too young to understand.”
Me: “B-but…I just asked–“
Mom: “No. Just no.”
So…I’m assuming it’s a no to black people.
Mom: “…depends…”
Me: “What if they were black?“
Mom: “….-long silence- Don’t talk to me like that.”
Me: “…What?”
Mom: “You are too young to understand.”
Me: “B-but…I just asked–“
Mom: “No. Just no.”
So…I’m assuming it’s a no to black people.
See, I’ve had this same conversation with my mom, and she could care less as long as I love them.
She’s probably assuming that if I marry a black person, they’ll rape me everyday since she said “You’re too young to understand.” She still thinks I don’t know what sex is >_>
Nowadays, people know what sex is by like…age 7.
What a corrupted generation D:
inorite hammy? D=
my mom could care less if i dated a white, asian, indian, ugly, fat, pretty, girly, bi, straight, girl, or boy as long as we loved each other.
so. i think my mom wins. <3
3 years ago
Me: Yo mom I got a girlfriend.
Her: Oh, is she asian?
Me: Yes.
Her: Great, invite her to dinner this weekend!
Me: Sure.
2 hours before the dinner
Me: Mom.
Her: ye.
Me: Shes not asian.
Her: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me: Yo mom I got a girlfriend.
Her: Oh, is she asian?
Me: Yes.
Her: Great, invite her to dinner this weekend!
Me: Sure.
2 hours before the dinner
Me: Mom.
Her: ye.
Me: Shes not asian.
Her: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
wtf how da fack can u not kno that ur gf is not azn
Her: ooo herrrrooo my name is wang jiang tang -squinty eyes-
i look back…and am impressed with your funny one-liner. 😀