U RONG MUTHAFUKA

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When I first came to my school, Taipei American School, I was literally a loner loser piece of shit that no one cares about.

Everyday, I would go home right afterschool and going on the internet and roam in my own little world known as MMOTales.
I basically illuded myself from the social world.. That can be supported by my craze for Japanese rock music; I'm sure many of you would know what I mean.

Anyway, like a loner loser piece of shit that no one cares about and listens to anime intro songs such as myself would obviously take Japanese 1. That class is where I met this girl. (let's call her B). By now you might think: Oh shit! Max likes someone! Holy shit! Holy fucking shit!

U RONG MUTHAFUKA, YU WRUNG

.. ok partially correct.

So on and so forth we became like friends, then to close friends.
Freshman year, we both look like shit. Like those little Asian kids wears ugly clothes and has ugly hairstyle that their parents chose for them. Okay, that's not the point.

B and I live very close, she lives right beside my building. I can even see her room from my window. Everyday we would walk home together and talk about people, sorta like gossiping.

Sophomore year is when the changing initiated and it is also when I made a huge ass mistake.
That year, we were still close friends. However, I met up with H. H is a freshman right now and I'm a junior.

OK, so this is my philosophy of a friend:

myself said: A friend is someone you can talk to and someone that you gain from and give to. The exchange of friendship is not by means of finance, but by means of social gain and give.

So basically, if a friend that does not give, but only receive, then that person is a bad friend. For example, B and I always walk home together, that's a gain for both of us because walking home by yourself is boring and there's no one to talk to.

Basically, H was an 8th b-boy and I saw potential in him. Thus over time, he became the part of my group of friends in which I call it the Dancers.

Okay, I gotta go get a haircut.
Here's a bit more info about H:
H
That fucking piece of fucking freshman piece of shit. Remember my philosophy?
I have given him something big. Everyone in my grade knows him because of me. He continued to dance while his other friends stopped because of me. He knows a lot of dancers because of me. Without ME, he would be a nobody. What did I get in return?

NOTHING
Instead, he disrespects me. Like, hands down condescending remarks and statements. You know what else? He fucking acts cute in front of girls. Then all the girls are like "OH, H, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE AWWWWWW~~"….."go away Max."

………

And because of his acting infront of those girls, he became all cocky and shit. Wow, holy shit, underclassmen being cocky to upperclassmen. A freshman cocky towards Juniors and Seniors. He is bound to get his ass kicked. Right now, all the juniors and seniors hate him. Like, fucking hates his guts. After a period of cockiness towards me, he became cocky towards all the other guy dancers. Now we all hate him. He even tried to do the acting cute in front of us. US THE GUY DANCERS.

Last week, he came up towards us.
"Hey, I heard you guys don't like me anymore."

HOLY SHIT IS HE RETARDED? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO ASK IF WE ARE IF OBVIOUSLY WE ARE.

Then I said, "H, fuck off. Just go away, we don't want to see you here. Get the fuck out."

ok haircut ttyl

39 Comments

Dest1 30 March 2009 Reply

H sounds like a good guy.

MasterCheeze 30 March 2009 Reply

Fucking moonwalk to him, do the splits, and punch him in the nuts.

FunnyFroggy 30 March 2009 Reply

Give him a gift! 😀

Like..a sammich! Knuckle flavored mmm…But you have to surround him with all your buddies and tell him to eat it right there or else he might run away home and eat it and that’s no good. 😛 Everyone should make sammiches for him and give it to him. He’ll never be hungry again! 😀

Wolfboy183 30 March 2009 Reply

You know, max, by leaving nasty comments on other people’s blogs, including mine, you’re just as immature as this other guy you’re talking about. By the way I posted all those at once just because you left comments on my first blogs.
here’s a quote you could learn: “Flaming on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you’re still retarded”
So give it a rest already, some one overposts, so what? its not like you had any effect with your flames. If you’re really a decent person, you’ll stop.

EvilStranger 30 March 2009 Reply

well guess what im not a decent person cuz i like to speak out my opinions
thats why im an asshole

PrinceFroggy says:
I think he plans to upload all 15 MapleSAPS and all w/e number of Northern Market. :0
me says:
no one cares about his shit
me says:
no offense
PrinceFroggy says:
You should tell him that the past is the past.

Pirkid 30 March 2009 Reply
woahmax said: well guess what im not a decent person cuz i like to speak out my opinions
thats why im an asshole

PrinceFroggy says:
I think he plans to upload all 15 MapleSAPS and all w/e number of Northern Market. :0
me says:
no one cares about his shit
me says:
no offense
PrinceFroggy says:
You should tell him that the past is the past.

Ah, bloody fine of you.
Let people fight their own battles, thank you.

Wolfboy183 30 March 2009 Reply

I’m bored and got nothing to do tonight, so ill respond to max, just because he is like entertainment for me :D.
What you meant was you’re not a decent person because your “opinions” are nothing more than flaming, bullying and harassment online. A valid opinion would be “Please dont post everything all at once, it’s rude, and/or people might not have the time to read everything,”
Statements like “WTF is your problem?” “WTF” “go buy some friends with your herpes ridden vagina” ” are outbursts of a little boy who needs to calm down, go outside, get some exercise, maybe deal with your puberty a little better. I hate to make insults and add to the problem, but since you’ve been passing insults, its about time you recieved one: You’re talking about how people disrespect you and then you go and disrespect others? 3 syllables: HY-PO-CRITE.

Any return insults from you, max are futile and will make u look bad mwa ha ha ha 😀

EvilStranger 30 March 2009 Reply

its aight
cuz your shit dont make sense anywayz
im fine with insults cuz they funny as a fuck
iono how to state the shit from outside the box but ok.
sure.
ok.
sure.

Wolfboy183 30 March 2009 Reply

My s**t ‘doesn’t make sense’ because its fan fiction. Past is past: I’ll make new stuff up. I originally wanted to post everything from before, but I’ll post one a day, out of respect for others. In exchange, take your anger somewhere else. I’d hate to see the admin shut down VUTales because of a flame war.

EvilStranger 30 March 2009 Reply

go war go

Pirkid 30 March 2009 Reply

Go no go.

EDIT: Christ it’s late.

FunnyFroggy 30 March 2009 Reply

Po gay mon.

Pirkid 30 March 2009 Reply
FunnyFroggy said: Po gay mon.

That made me lol uncontrollably.

Wolfboy183 30 March 2009 Reply

Me too.

Chameleon 30 March 2009 Reply

Same here, XD

Pirkid 30 March 2009 Reply

Why is Beory’s bloody name is everyone awake at this god-forsaken hour?!

EvilStranger 30 March 2009 Reply

me too

its 1 pm here
ima go dance
see ya in 3 hours

Wolfboy183 30 March 2009 Reply

10 PM, going to sleep

Pirkid 30 March 2009 Reply

It’s 1 am. x.X

I’m doing an english essay, and I’m drunk.
You don’t hab a excuse!

FunnyFroggy 30 March 2009 Reply

Sunday 10:26pm

Writing LA 3 page essay. Started first word Friday, procrastinated, wrote a sentence Saturday but stayed up til 4am intent on completing it but dozed off, then up to where I am now. lul. I r extreme procrastinator.

Jil 30 March 2009 Reply

^

Sunday 10:47pm

Writing English speech. ‘Finished’ it last Monday (rough draft being due Tuesday), scrapped it all, started again on Friday, procrastinated, wrote a few sentences Saturday but stayed up till 6am intent on completing it but dozed off, ended up napping for over half the daylight today, then up to where I am now. lul.

MasterCheeze 30 March 2009 Reply
FunnyFroggy 30 March 2009 Reply

Yey I win a blog! 😀 Somehow… o.o

MasterCheeze 30 March 2009 Reply
FunnyFroggy said: Yey I win a blog! 😀 Somehow… o.o

Gtfo you don’t win anymore.

No really, the ‘po gay mon’ thing was awesome. NOW QUIT MILKING IT!

FunnyFroggy 30 March 2009 Reply

D:

All I did was ask…. T-T

-emocorner-

Ezyan 30 March 2009 Reply

Underclassmen being rude to seniors? GET OUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS. /sarcasm

lol, just give him a good big bitch slap if he insists on acting like girl candy and all will be well again. Well, for about five seconds, anyway. XD

Pirkid 30 March 2009 Reply
FunnyFroggy said: D:

All I did was ask…. T-T

-emocorner-

I decorated it with gems of fluffy spikes

Merovign 30 March 2009 Reply

Pop and lock his balls plz.

Quang 30 March 2009 Reply

We know you want to slaughter the guy, but fuck him and don’t make him go over your nerves. There’s no gain in blowing up curses.

Also it doesn’t help you either by calling yourself a loner loser piece of shit– I think being able to dance is already something cool to have at this age so don’t think badly of yourself 🙂

Move on.

EvilStranger 30 March 2009 Reply
Quang said: We know you want to slaughter the guy, but fuck him and don’t make him go over your nerves. There’s no gain in blowing up curses.

Also it doesn’t help you either by calling yourself a loner loser piece of shit– I think being able to dance is already something cool to have at this age so don’t think badly of yourself 🙂

Move on.

i skipped the getting to dance part.

David 30 March 2009 Reply

Chill.

MasterCheeze 30 March 2009 Reply

Haha, settle down, Zhlink.

Quang 30 March 2009 Reply
Zhlink said: You made 3 mistakes here.
1) You demoralised yourself. Worst thing ever. Never, I repeat, never demoralise yourself. Once you do that, you’ve already lost against anything or even yourself.
2) Don’t swear at everything. Can you at least control your mouth? Almost every paragraph has a swear word in it. Even if you feel pissed off, do you really feel the need to shoot off those words? People can get offended just as easily as you, and more problems arise from there.
3) Does anything burn when others ‘act cute’? Does your wallet burn in flames? Does your house simultaneously combust? You don’t have to be so direct towards him and drop the F-bomb on him. People’ll hate you for that. And people’ll will judge you differently because of your behavior.

I’m not trying to sound rude or anything, but seriously. Be a little more mature.

To be honest I agree

MasterCheeze 30 March 2009 Reply

Eh, well, the cussing part is invalid ‘cuz this site is public to any form of speech and/or literature shown via swearing and erotica, so that isn’t going to change. If the guy wants to vent a bit, then let him; just because it isn’t done in the appropriate way in your eyes doesn’t mean it ain’t wrong. Also, he’s entitled to his opinion of a person no matter what. I can think of someone as a low-life piece of shit that deserves to die, and no matter how harsh my opinion, I’m still entitled to it. I mean, I could understand the existence a problem if Max went off and killed the guy, but no, he just shared the little pecker’s attitude with us in a common blog, nothing more.

Etiher way, you’re still entitled to your opinions, Max can say whatever he wants, and I can post my opinion declaring Max alright in this case. Not that I’m saying you’re wrong, but meh, just wanted to discuss things after a stupid shit accounting test.

Quang 30 March 2009 Reply
MasterCheeze said: Eh, well, the cussing part is invalid ‘cuz this site is public to any form of speech and/or literature shown via swearing and erotica, so that isn’t going to change. If the guy wants to vent a bit, then let him; just because it isn’t done in the appropriate way in your eyes doesn’t mean it ain’t wrong. Also, he’s entitled to his opinion of a person no matter what. I can think of someone as a low-life piece of shit that deserves to die, and no matter how harsh my opinion, I’m still entitled to it. I mean, I could understand the existence a problem if Max went off and killed the guy, but no, he just shared the little pecker’s attitude with us in a common blog, nothing more.

Etiher way, you’re still entitled to your opinions, Max can say whatever he wants, and I can post my opinion declaring Max alright in this case. Not that I’m saying you’re wrong, but meh, just wanted to discuss things after a stupid shit accounting test.

It’s not like we’re not used to it but know that freedom of speech goes to the extent that it doesn’t harm other people’s rights.

MasterCheeze 31 March 2009 Reply
Quang said:

MasterCheeze said: Eh, well, the cussing part is invalid ‘cuz this site is public to any form of speech and/or literature shown via swearing and erotica, so that isn’t going to change. If the guy wants to vent a bit, then let him; just because it isn’t done in the appropriate way in your eyes doesn’t mean it ain’t wrong. Also, he’s entitled to his opinion of a person no matter what. I can think of someone as a low-life piece of shit that deserves to die, and no matter how harsh my opinion, I’m still entitled to it. I mean, I could understand the existence a problem if Max went off and killed the guy, but no, he just shared the little pecker’s attitude with us in a common blog, nothing more.

Etiher way, you’re still entitled to your opinions, Max can say whatever he wants, and I can post my opinion declaring Max alright in this case. Not that I’m saying you’re wrong, but meh, just wanted to discuss things after a stupid shit accounting test.

It’s not like we’re not used to it but know that freedom of speech goes to the extent that it doesn’t harm other people’s rights.

Freedom of listening? o.o

And the freedom of speech (in the U.S. at least) goes to the extent of not harming or degrading another person with nonviable facts (i.e. calling someone corrupt in a newspaper without proof). I guess technically this site was made by Vusys who’s from Britain, and uh, you’re from that general region too, so I dunno what. Mixed-match political jargon, what’s your freedom of speech say?

dee32693 31 March 2009 Reply

i say kick his arse D<

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