Too much, too much

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I had trouble figuring out a title to tell that I have too many things to write about.. but then reading the title, sounds sorta sexual. Y'know like how one girl is in the center and like 20 guys surround her and start.. yeah.. and then she says "Too much! Too much!"

Alright so, I gotta write about my experiences at internship. My internship was basically standing there and help old people. That's it, that's fucking it. How the hell am I suppose to write about my 3-hours morning shift, 10 days, of standing in front of the elevator holding doors for arrogant old people and writing old people's blood pressure results? Well, it wasn't that bad, but I certainly didn't learn anything. So I guess I just gotta make up some stuff.

My friend suggested to me write a before, during, and after reflection. That's pretty hard to do because all 10 days are all the same.

omgomgomgomgomgomgogmogmogmogmog
i gotta tell you guys smthn

From my previous blog, I talked about Fagdrag-J. I had intern with him and we got harassed.. sorta.

So basically the morning shift starts at 8 am. I arrived 8:10, but they said it's okay arrive this time, but he arrived 8:40 and signed in as 8:00. That piece of shit. Two hours after shift had begun, he began to procrastinate while I continue to work diligently hoping that other workers there can notice my "dedication." As we left from our post to take a rest in the resting room where interns, employees, and wheelchairs are at. While we were there, there was this really weird ass lady kept on talking about how handsome we are. (for asian readers, i hope you know what i'm talking about) She kept on rambling for like 5 minutes about our facial features and hair texture.

Obviously, we were sorta freaked out.

The weird ass lady then asks Fagdrag-J, "Is your nose real?" After a moment of awkward silence and a moment of her freaky, curious facial emotion, he replied, "…. I think so." Before the weird ass lady was about to ask another weird ass question, I interrupted and said, "WOW! I think our break is over, bye lady."

We rush-walked out as if we were politely leaving a formal dinner while on fire. It didn't end there.. As soon as we entered the door of our post, she was already standing there waiting for us…

Just kidding, but it would really creepy if that really happened. About 7 minutes after we went back to our post, she came over and told us to have a break again. As terrified as we both are, we went anyways. As we entered the resting room, she kept on asking us if we were thirsty, do we want coffee, do we want tea, do we want water… we want to leave.. So and so, on her way out, she lightly pinched our nose………………………………… When she walked right beside the door to help out one of the old dude who wanted to borrow a wheelchair, Fagdrag-J and I looked at each other in disgust and ninja'd our way out of the room.

Freaky ass day.

17 Comments

MasterCheeze 19 July 2009 Reply

Friggin’ old people.

FunnyFroggy 19 July 2009 Reply

Tapioca : Old People :: Pipe Bomb : Infected from L4D

Zappy 19 July 2009 Reply

They can be annoying sometimes. But Why do you choose that job if you don’t want to work with old people. 😐

Arladerus 19 July 2009 Reply

I’m commenting after reading the first paragraph.

BUKKAKE!

DarkDragoon 19 July 2009 Reply

lolololol
creepy lady indeed

xXyZaThEx 19 July 2009 Reply

Asian VuTalers, you should know exactly what Max is talking about here.

It’s creepy as HELL how little tact older Asian women have. (And I’m not saying this to be racist, Mainland Asians are VERY forward towards each other.)

Nass 19 July 2009 Reply
Arladerus said: I’m commenting after reading the first paragraph.

BUKKAKE!

glug glug glug!

Gujju 19 July 2009 Reply

Wow, all Indian people do secretly talk shyt about every person they see.
But That still dosnt sound very pleasant 😛

Reve 19 July 2009 Reply

Inorite.

I only went to a senior citizens’ home once.

I don’t want to get back there. Ever.

Dest1 19 July 2009 Reply

lol@urinternship

Quang 19 July 2009 Reply
woahmax said: I had trouble figuring out a title to tell that I have too many things to write about.. but then reading the title, sounds sorta sexual. Y’know like how one girl is in the center and like 20 guys surround her and start.. yeah.. and then she says “Too much! Too much!”

Uhhh.. I noticed it until you mentioned it xD

Chameleon 20 July 2009 Reply
xXyZaThEx said: Asian VuTalers, you should know exactly what Max is talking about here.

It’s creepy as HELL how little tact older Asian women have. (And I’m not saying this to be racist, Mainland Asians are VERY forward towards each other.)

Not just older Asian women, Asian adults in general. :/

MasterCheeze 20 July 2009 Reply
Arladerus said: I’m commenting after reading the first paragraph.

BUKKAKE!

Only people who point out what that was don’t know what it actually is.

Arladerus 20 July 2009 Reply

Nah, I’ve known for a while.

MasterCheeze 20 July 2009 Reply

Lol. It’s supposed to be a secret.

EvilStranger 20 July 2009 Reply

i forgot to mention
im suppose to write the experience to college + common app

FunnyFroggy said: Tapioca : Old People :: Pipe Bomb : Infected from L4D

are you for real?

spygirl57 25 July 2009 Reply

I would have been like “RAPIST” .
Really loud. >_<
And that picture is CUTE 😮

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