my nuts itch

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Today..

I woke up with a really deep voice

I called school and pretended that I was my dad saying that I will coming to school late

I skipped my first period because my Mandarin class is boring shit

Instead, I studied for my AP exam for the rest of the first period

I went to English class and did nothing

I ate lunch in the cafeteria because it was raining outside, otherwise I would've went out to eat

I ninja'd past the cashiers with a shitload of soft drinks

I edited my video project

I took a dump

I went to dance class

I learned some Kung-fu from this guest artist

I sweated a lake on my shirt

I learned that Kung Fu is hardcore

I sweated another lake on another shirt

I got my ass whooped

I sweated a lake on my friend's shirt

I whooped some ass

I choreographed for my last Prom performance

I slacked off for two hours

I took another dump

I took a shower

I took a break

I took your virginity

I paid my deposit for my college

I explained to my mom how global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes

I explained to my mom how my explaining global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes has nothing to do with disrespecting her authorities

I started on my math homework

I started to write this

I am still on problem three on my math homework

I started on my math homework like couple hours ago

I scratched my nuts

I should get back on my homework

10 Comments

Gujju 27 April 2010 Reply

You paint a colourful picture, Max

Vusys 27 April 2010 Reply
Nobody has liked this blog yet.

Maybe I should remove the “yet”…

Arladerus 27 April 2010 Reply

EPIC

Nass 27 April 2010 Reply

faillll

Joaco 27 April 2010 Reply
Vusys said:

Nobody has liked this blog yet.

Maybe I should remove the “yet”…

why

MasterCheeze 28 April 2010 Reply

Lol, best blog I’ve ever read here.

Pirkid 28 April 2010 Reply
Joaco said:

Vusys said:

Nobody has liked this blog yet.

Maybe I should remove the “yet”…

why

Gives the blogger a false promise.

EvilStranger 28 April 2010 Reply
Vusys said:

Nobody has liked this blog yet.

Maybe I should remove the “yet”…

word

Spade 30 April 2010 Reply
Max said: I explained to my mom how global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes

I explained to my mom how my explaining global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes has nothing to do with disrespecting her authorities

Lmao

Wolfboy183 4 May 2010 Reply

LOL. Woot for ninja’ing those drinks

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