Today..
I woke up with a really deep voice
I called school and pretended that I was my dad saying that I will coming to school late
I skipped my first period because my Mandarin class is boring shit
Instead, I studied for my AP exam for the rest of the first period
I went to English class and did nothing
I ate lunch in the cafeteria because it was raining outside, otherwise I would've went out to eat
I ninja'd past the cashiers with a shitload of soft drinks
I edited my video project
I took a dump
I went to dance class
I learned some Kung-fu from this guest artist
I sweated a lake on my shirt
I learned that Kung Fu is hardcore
I sweated another lake on another shirt
I got my ass whooped
I sweated a lake on my friend's shirt
I whooped some ass
I choreographed for my last Prom performance
I slacked off for two hours
I took another dump
I took a shower
I took a break
I took your virginity
I paid my deposit for my college
I explained to my mom how global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes
I explained to my mom how my explaining global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes has nothing to do with disrespecting her authorities
I started on my math homework
I started to write this
I am still on problem three on my math homework
I started on my math homework like couple hours ago
I scratched my nuts
I should get back on my homework
10 Comments
You paint a colourful picture, Max
Maybe I should remove the “yet”…
EPIC
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Maybe I should remove the “yet”…
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Lol, best blog I’ve ever read here.
Maybe I should remove the “yet”…
why
Gives the blogger a false promise.
Maybe I should remove the “yet”…
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I explained to my mom how my explaining global warming has nothing to do with volcanoes and earthquakes has nothing to do with disrespecting her authorities
Lmao
LOL. Woot for ninja’ing those drinks