Tale of Idiots and a Bottle of Ketchup

-camera turns on-

OK, I think this is working. OK, I gotta make this quick. I'm going to discuss with my employers about my objective here and-

-cell phone rings-
-answers-

What?! Time to go already? But… But… Oh whatever, guess I'll record on my way there.

-picks up camera-

OK, so I need to update about my blogging here. I lost all interest in continuing Defective so that's gone. I really don't want to download Paint.NET to make some comics too so that's out of the window. Maybe I should- Oh. We're here.

-opens door-
-a dark room is shown with a single ray of light in the center of the room.-
-walks over-

Dark Figure 1: Leo. We need to talk about your objective here. Do you remember what it is?

Eh… No, not really. What is it?

Dark Figure 2: To conquer the entire internet with fanfics and comics. You're not doing any of it though.

Well what do you want me to do? Drop dead?

Dark Figure 3: That can be arranged.
Dark Fligure 1: Maybe we can give you a new objective.
Dark Figure 1: What are you saying?
Dark Fligure 1: Leo has a liking with this… 'VuTales.'

I'm not using the Ketchup Bottle Bomb to blow it up.

Dark Figure 2: I think I understand what Dark Fligure 1 is saying.
Dark Figure 1: Huh?
Dark Figure 2: Not you Dark Figure 1. I said Dark Fligure 1.
Dark Figure 1: Oh.
Dark Figure 3: So we make his objective…
Dark Fligure 1: Right. Conquer VuTale's using his fiction writing skills.

I don't get it. You want me to write a story using the guy's back there?

Dark Fligure 1: Not one story. A story of random proportions. Do you understand what we are saying?

Sorta… But I'll do it!

Dark Figure 1: Excellent.
Dark Figure 2: Indeed.
Dark Figure 3: Quite.

OK, shut up.

Dark Fligure 1: Dismiss!

OK, weird. But as you guy's might have heard, I've been given the objective to write a story using you people. Please comment the following if you wish to be included.

Name (What you want to be called)
Gender (I will not take anything that doesn't include Male or Female. Has to be one or the other. Can be mixed up to be like Female Vampire or Male Lion)
Clothes (Can be more than one set of clothes)
Age (Can't be older than the end of time)
Personality (Crazy. Psycho. Whatever. Just send me something)
Short Description

Hope to see some people.