VuTales #1

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The building seemed like a normal building. Three stories tall, it houses many of the weirdest people you'll ever meet. There's a steel gate that blocks everyone out. Just next to the gate, a sign, can be read:

VuTales Housing AreaStrip Bar. Will give you a free lap dance. -Dest:D

A boy stood to stare at the sign in disgust. His cat-like ears twiched and his head was covered in fiery red hair. He wore a black t-shirt over a long sleeved red undershirt with a pair of worn green jeans. His shoes were black.

He raised his arms in the air and shouted, "V! Why are you making me clean Dest's mess!"
"Cause no one else wants to do it Leo," a voice replied. A black haired head popped out of an opened window on the third floor. He was wearing glasses and reading a good book. Annoyed, Leo turned his attention to the man.
"But Dest did this, I took no part in any of this!"
"Dest will be Dest. He refuses to learn anything, even if he cleans his own mess up."

Leo points a finger at the owner of the building.

"Watch, Dest is going to go kill someone with a bat somehow in someway!"
"Mhm."

In a room somewhere on the second floor, a man with crazy blond hair was playing a game called Super Smash Bros Brawl on his Wii. He was on wi-fi playing with other people around the world and he hates it. A lot.

"Stop fucking running away! I don't care if this is just a game and there are other matches, gaming isn't meant to be cheap as hell!" Cheeze shouted to the screen like an idiot. Suddenly his character was beaten down with a Home Run Bat. He raises an opened hand. "Oh what the hell was that? There aren't even any items in this match!"

The door opens and a black haired idiot tiptoes in.

"Hey Cheeze, where's your baseball bat?" Dest asked. Without looking away from the screen, Cheeze reaches over and hands Dest a steel bat. "Thanks. Actually, I need a wooden bat."

Cheeze snatches the bat from Dest, tosses it randomly in the dark room and hands the kid a wooden bat.
"Thanks." He leaves and closes the door.

Cheeze continues to play. He was quickly ganged up on by the other three people and was KOed. "Shit!" he exclaims, tossing the controller to the floor. "Hate it when my friends aren't playing."

Suddenly his brain clicks. He runs out the room, yelling after Dest.

"Dest! What the hell do you need my bat for?!"

Grim had fallen asleep on his keyboard, snoring softly. He was updating his security system before dozing off, so it was currently turned off. A dark shadowy figure drifted toward the sleeping man. It raised a long, hard object and was about to bring it down on his head when it was suddenly snatched and pulled into the light.

"Dest! What the hell are you going to do!" Cheeze shouted silently. Dest points to Grim.
"Going to hit him in the head with your bat," he replies without pausing.
"Why?"
"He owes me five bucks."

Cheeze placed both of his hands on his waist. "Is that a reason to hit someone in the head? You can get kicked out of this building if you kill him!"
"I know," Dest said. "That's why I'm using your bat."
"You bitch."
"Yeah and I'm happy with that," he says with a smile.
"Dude, if you strike him down he'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!" Cheeze pointed out.
"Wasn't that from a movie?" Dest asked.

Suddenly a dark shadow spread over them. They both got really nervous and slowly turned their heads to look at the, now awakened figure.

"Ah!" Cheeze shouted, stepping back a few steps. "Hey Grim, what's up?" Dest points behind Grim.
"Hey Grim, what's that!" he shouted with the bat raised. Grim didn't turn. "…Please?"

Just outside the room, Tea was walking by wearing a black gown. Suddenly she jumped when she heard shouting coming form Grim's room.

"Why the hell are you guys in my room!" It was followed by sounds of severe beating.
"Ow~ Grim! Dest was going to hit you in the head with a bat! I stopped him!" The attacking did not cease.
"Ow~ Grim! Stop~ I'm just a kid!"

Frightened at this, Tea just continued her stroll to the bath, ignoring the sounds.

Leo finally scrubbed the last of the graffiti off the sign and sighed. He lifted his head and blinked. Dest and Cheeze were thrown out of a window that was Grim's room.

"…Why do I think that Dest is an idiot?" He sighed before walking up the walkway to the building, leaving the now clean sign on the pillar.

VuTales Housing Area. Start your own adventures.

24 Comments

FunnyFroggy 3 April 2009 Reply

Who’s Tea?

lolwut

FireLeo86 3 April 2009 Reply

ShiningWings/Chameleon. She’s a vampire.:D

FunnyFroggy 3 April 2009 Reply

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA! You should make her lick potatoes. It’s like…candy to her. Nehehehe..

Jil 3 April 2009 Reply

Made from sugar so it tastes like sugar~

Gujju 3 April 2009 Reply

lol I thought you brought in Tea from Yugioh. And she was going to give a corny friendship speech

Dest1 3 April 2009 Reply

Hey, I did not give you permission to use my name in any way, shape, or form! Especially making a mockery out of me!

banhammer plz

MasterCheeze 3 April 2009 Reply

I hate it when I end up in a With Anyone match in which the other players gang up on you, get a KO in, and then stall all on the Temple stage. >.<

FireLeo86 3 April 2009 Reply
Dest1 said: Hey, I did not give you permission to use my name in any way, shape, or form! Especially making a mockery out of me!

banhammer plz

Dest and Froggy make perfect subjects for hilarious stories. Don’t worry Dest, I’m already thinking of a chapter that revolves around you. I hope you enjoy base ball.

Pirkid 3 April 2009 Reply

Dowant in story. 😀
WITH A TUXEDO.

DarkDragoon 3 April 2009 Reply

😀
wee fun

FunnyFroggy 3 April 2009 Reply

lul baseball. Does this game of baseball involve a ball smacking into Dest’s lower torso? Nehehehehe….

Dest1 3 April 2009 Reply

I found it offensive when you used “idiot” to describe me.

Plus, you didn’t ask me if I could be in it, and you ESPECIALLY didn’t ask if I wanted to be made fun of.

Call me humorless, but you crossed the line, sir.

Also, if you ARE going to have an entire chapter or story based on me, I think you should keep the insults to a minimum. You should be able to find ways to make something funny other than the way you did here.

I don’t care if people like it or not, just keep me out of whatever you’re doing, because I don’t like it.

FunnyFroggy 3 April 2009 Reply

(He’s using sarcasm, Leo. He enjoys hitting people with bats.)

Don’t be a 7th grader now. 😛

Btw, I only saw one insult. :0

Arladerus 3 April 2009 Reply

Wait, isn’t he in grade 8?

Pirkid 3 April 2009 Reply

We all know that secretly inside you’re jumping with ecstatic excitement at the fact that you’re so popular with Leo. 🙂

FunnyFroggy 3 April 2009 Reply

Iono, he’s 13.

Jil 3 April 2009 Reply

If Dest honestly dislikes it, you ought to respect his opinion.

FunnyFroggy 3 April 2009 Reply

I don’t respect your opinions and you’re fine. Neheheheheh. 😛

But then again, you DO like ShiningWings, so I guess I am sorta respecting your opinion. 😛

Dest1 3 April 2009 Reply

I hate how everyone doesn’t take me seriously. I was being completely honest about what I wrote.

Also, it kinda pissed me off when I read everyone posting under me saying how I was “joking” or actually faking it.

Arladerus 3 April 2009 Reply

Okay. Yeah. Leo, do something about this. I was staying neutral, unsure of how Dest felt, because of course, you can’t read emotion in text. And Dest, the reason you weren’t taken seriously, or at least in my case, is because your message ended in “banhammer plz”.

Dest1 3 April 2009 Reply

I wasn’t serious the first post, but the second one, I was a bit pissed.

Also, I was trying to avoid a flame war.

David 3 April 2009 Reply

Yeah, it’s like VuMS. :3 Should’ve asked Vusys when I switched over.

spygirl57 3 April 2009 Reply

Ohh!
I like.

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