Monday,August 10, 09

It's Monday of August 10th of the o'9 and I'm faking enthusiasm! Hurray!

Now I know what you might be thinking. Who the hell is this jerk coming into our interweb and doing a horrible impersonation of of Philly D?! All I have to say is step off jackass.

But to those who aren't thinking that, I give you a cookie.

Now lately I've noticed a shocking truth. I'm a gamer. I've noticed it while I was playing Shark Drop and I suddenly found myself in a hospital giving birth to a baby seal. And I have male parts. Don't know how that works.

But nevertheless, I'll be naming games I've recently purchased and played.

Disgaea DS (Two months ago), Super Mario Sunshine (Last month), Ryuusei no Rockman 3: Red Joker (Last Month), Paper Mario TTYD (Last month), LoZ Wind Waker (Last week).

And I bet about 3/4 of you people will have only heard of these titles. The last 1/4 probably are only PC gamers. Or not gamers at all. Or if their only source of entertainment is watching a robot punch an old lady in the face, knocking her out in the process. Here's the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2hDkxHvbA

Don't watch it if you don't like robots, old ladies, robots punching old ladies, jogger women, hyperspeed, blood, douchebags, time machines, or anything related to funny.

And if you you're a person who thinks they have a crappy life now, like me, then good news! Recent news, if you can call eight days ago 'recent', scientists discovered a new strain of HI-freakin'-V in a woman from the African nation of Cameron. And apparently, they have no clue where this newest strain came from.

…I have no clue where the good news was in that. Read up more about it in this link provided. Right around here.

Latest patch of my favorite MMORPG, Mabinogi, involved attaching the fourth region of Iria in the game. Courcle is a dense jungle area with swamps and Hobgoblins that make you bleed. Also the adding new skills such as wrapping yourself in a magical bubble and running at your enemies using your shield as a weapon. Oh, and people can now ride on big birds that can fly you anywhere.

Recently I've watched the film Theodore and I gotta say, that was the best film about a human speaking monkey with a rocket propelled robotic arm that goes around saving children from the internet that was rated R that I have ever seen. Oh wait. I didn't. Fact is, there's no such film ever developed. I just did this for the "WHA?!". I'm serious.

I've been watching a lot of anime and been reading a lot of manga lately. The recent anime episode I've watched is called Fight Ippatsuu! Juuden-Chan!!. Basically, the anime is about people from parallel universe that goes around sticking giant plugs into people and charging them up with electricity to make them all cheery again. Sounds random right? Well not until I tell you that the Chargers are all women in skin-tight latex suits that uses a ground as a tail. I'm not joking. Not only that, but the anime also contains Clothing Damage, Urine, Tentacle Abuse, Urine, Breasts, Urine, Pantie Shots- Did I mention the URINE? Basically, the entire anime is a load of fanservice in a cup.

I'd like to say more but I just got home and I'm feel really tired. I haven't played any games all day, so I'll see you guys later.

Wait, quick question. How do you guys feel about the advances in technology? Feel free to comment about it or something.