RAGE!!!! *I'm mad >:(*

What's with America being so flamboyant?! PEOPLE HERE ARE COMPLETE DONKEYS! THEY DON'T MIND THEIR FREAKING BUSINESS AND GET THEIR NOSES INTO MY POOP!

OK, let me calm down a bit. So I went into this fast food joint right? What's it called? In N' Out? That's right, there lies the first problem. WHY THE FREAKING DOWNTHERE DID THEY NAME A FREAKING FAST FOOD JOINT THAT NAME?!!?!?! IT SOUNDS LIKE A DARN INNUENDO!!! But I'm only here to get food, so I try to not pay any mind to that.

I walked up to the register, and know what the lady says to me? "Welcome to In N' Out, may I take your order?" THAT'S MY SECOND GRIPE! SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I WANT TO EAT? WHY IS SHE BEING SO DARN NOSY?!? YOU MAY NOT TAKE MY ORDER YOU MS.DOG!

But I'm hungry and I couldn't say that if I wanted food. So I made my order without trying to sound like a mad cow. And then you know what she says to me? "Is that all?" I'M PRETTY FREAKING SURE THAT'S ALL!!!! WHY WOULD I NOT FINISH MY ORDER IF THAT'S NOT ALL!!! USE YOUR BRAIN YOU STUPID PEOPLE!!!

My total came to $5.81. I wanted to teach the Americans some kindness, so I gave her a 10. I didn't need the change. It felt good to do something nice.

THEN SHE GAVE ME MY CHANGE!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?1 I HAD 5 DOLLARS AND 81 CENTS IN MY WALLET YOU MEANIE!!! IF I WANTED CHANGE, I'D SAY "***** GIVE ME MY **** CHANGE!!!!!!rage!!11!!!"

I took my change, went outside, and THREW IT AT SOME GUY WHO WAS EATING HIS LUNCH!!! WHY????? I DIDN'T WANT NO MY CHANGE!!! THIS GUY CAN HAVE IT!!! LAST TIME I TRY TO BE NICE TO SOME AMERICAN KITCHEN WENCH!!! AND THEN I HAD TO WAIT 3 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD TO BE COOKED UP! WHAT KIND OF LAME BUTT SERVICE IS THAT?!?!? THIS IS FAST FOOD! YOU NEED TO BE FAST!!!! RAGE!!!!

But the food was good, so I forgave them… for now… BUT THEN I NOTICED SOMETHING!!!! THEY GAVE ME A PACKET OF SALT!!! WHY THE FLARK WOULD THEY DO THAT?!!? SALT GOES ON FRIES!!! NOT IN A PACKET!!! IN RAGE, I TORE OPEN THE PACKET AND TOSSED IT IN SOME GUYS DRINK WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING!!! I'M SURE HE'S AN BUTTCIRCLE TOO!!!!

After I left, some cop came up to me and said, "Have you seen anyone a guy in a red shirt and black jeans?" NO I DID NOT OFFICER!!! WHY THE HECK WOULD I WANT TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH THE LAW?!? I DON'T MIX WITH COPS SO I SAID NO!!!!!!!

AND THEN I TRIED TO GET ON THE BUS! BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR THE FEE!!! ALL MY MONEY HAD GONE TO THAT GUY!!! DARN YOU TO HECK AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end, Americans are stupid and get into all of people's business. Next week I'm going to Canada and heard the people there are a bit nicer. But we shall see… We shall see….

Parody Blog #1! End!