My friend named Kevin.

Hello VuTales. My name is Belly. I am 10 feet tall. I love Sneha. My friend, Kevin, talks about her constantly. I fell in love with her, from the moment he whispered her beautiful name in English class. I love how Sneha has the last name as the character of "Life of Pi". Sneha lives in a castle. With me. With an ogre named Shrek and a donkey named… I FORGOT.

Sneha loves me.
Even though she doesn't know me YET.
But we meet, many times, in my dream.

I will now write an acrostic poem for SNEHA.
S-exy
N-aughty
E-rotic
H-orny
A- I can't think of one. LOL.

I am a very tall and pretty girl. People mistaken me for Adrianna Lima. They ask me all the time if I am the girl who walks in the Victoria Secret Runway Shows.

I am actually very intelligent. I know how to add 1+1. It obviously adds up to RAINBOWS.

I love Robots and Unicorns. ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

I have a friend named Kevin. He loves the game as well. But he doesn't do very well in the game because he is always watching porn. Not any type of porn. But cartoon porn. I believe it's called anime porn. Wait, no. Hentai.

23 Comments

Arladerus 23 May 2010

LOOOOOOOOOL

DarkDragoon 23 May 2010

My God, what is this?

Nass 23 May 2010

Man…you gotta learn how to be funny.

Ganzicus 23 May 2010

LOL.

EvilStranger 23 May 2010

the fuck?

JrRepty 23 May 2010

Well I like your username 😀

FunnyFroggy 23 May 2010

hay baybay, I’ll rent you. How much for an hour?

Dustin 23 May 2010

A- ltruistic

Yeah, I made it more deep and meaningful.

David 23 May 2010

What the fuck? LOL.

Lithium 23 May 2010

LOL.
Like just for the “what the fuck?” factor.

Joaco 23 May 2010

A-wesome?

Pirkid 23 May 2010

“I SEEK YOU OUT, FLAY YOU ALIVE”
“ONE MORE WORD AND YOU WON’T SURVIVE”

David 24 May 2010

I read this a second time.

and I still LOL’d.

Epic. <3

Welcome aboard the VuTrain Betty.

Ganzicus 24 May 2010

I read it again, and noticed this.

He loves the game as well.

DAMN IT

Dest1 24 May 2010

inside joke for vutales

Dest do not get because he was away working for the whole entire weekend

aff

Arladerus 24 May 2010

This isn’t an inside joke. Please be nice and welcoming to “Belly” for her first blog.

Gujju 24 May 2010

WHO THE HELL!?
I feel so violated.

Nass 24 May 2010
Arladerus said: Please be nice and welcoming to “Belly” for her first blog.

I refuse cuz out of all people, it’s you asking this of me.

varun619 24 May 2010

None of what you said makes any sense. Can I have some weed?

Cynthia 24 May 2010

The donkey is named Donkey ;___;
HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT D:

David 25 May 2010
Cynthia said: The donkey is named Donkey ;___;
HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT D:

What?..

Cynthia 25 May 2010

The donkey in Shrek is named Donkey.
Everything else in the blog was just a blur because I couldn’t believe someone could forget that the donkey was named Donkey

snowhamster 27 May 2010

………………

I am disturbed.

Sneha is mine.