Hello VuTales. My name is Belly. I am 10 feet tall. I love Sneha. My friend, Kevin, talks about her constantly. I fell in love with her, from the moment he whispered her beautiful name in English class. I love how Sneha has the last name as the character of "Life of Pi". Sneha lives in a castle. With me. With an ogre named Shrek and a donkey named… I FORGOT.
Sneha loves me.
Even though she doesn't know me YET.
But we meet, many times, in my dream.
I will now write an acrostic poem for SNEHA.
S-exy
N-aughty
E-rotic
H-orny
A- I can't think of one. LOL.
I am a very tall and pretty girl. People mistaken me for Adrianna Lima. They ask me all the time if I am the girl who walks in the Victoria Secret Runway Shows.
I am actually very intelligent. I know how to add 1+1. It obviously adds up to RAINBOWS.
I love Robots and Unicorns. ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK IS THE BEST GAME EVER.
I have a friend named Kevin. He loves the game as well. But he doesn't do very well in the game because he is always watching porn. Not any type of porn. But cartoon porn. I believe it's called anime porn. Wait, no. Hentai.
23 Comments
LOOOOOOOOOL
My God, what is this?
Man…you gotta learn how to be funny.
LOL.
the fuck?
Well I like your username 😀
hay baybay, I’ll rent you. How much for an hour?
A- ltruistic
Yeah, I made it more deep and meaningful.
What the fuck? LOL.
LOL.
Like just for the “what the fuck?” factor.
A-wesome?
“I SEEK YOU OUT, FLAY YOU ALIVE”
“ONE MORE WORD AND YOU WON’T SURVIVE”
I read this a second time.
and I still LOL’d.
Epic. <3
Welcome aboard the VuTrain Betty.
I read it again, and noticed this.
DAMN IT
inside joke for vutales
Dest do not get because he was away working for the whole entire weekend
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This isn’t an inside joke. Please be nice and welcoming to “Belly” for her first blog.
WHO THE HELL!?
I feel so violated.
I refuse cuz out of all people, it’s you asking this of me.
None of what you said makes any sense. Can I have some weed?
The donkey is named Donkey ;___;
HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT D:
HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT D:
What?..
The donkey in Shrek is named Donkey.
Everything else in the blog was just a blur because I couldn’t believe someone could forget that the donkey was named Donkey
………………
I am disturbed.
Sneha is mine.