So far:
import java.util.*;
class ComputahSpeed {
public static void main(String[] arguments) {
String leetmessage = “David is not to be messed with.”;
Calendar yay = Calendar.getInstance();
int hahaMinute = yay.get(Calendar.MINUTE);
int hahaSecond = yay.get(Calendar.SECOND);
yay.roll(Calendar.MINUTE, true);
int uberMinute = yay.get(Calendar.MINUTE);
int uberSecond = yay.get(Calendar.SECOND);
int i = 0;
for (i = 0; i < 1000; i++) {
System.out.println(leetmessage);
GregorianCalendar now = new GregorianCalendar();
if (now.get(Calendar.MINUTE) >= uberMinute) {
if (now.get(Calendar.SECOND) >= uberSecond) {
}
}
}
//Last two lines 😀 Displays the message.
System.out.println(“nI is pwnage, I wrote the sentence ” + i + ” times.”);
System.out.println(“See how fast a computer can do detention? Lulz.”);
}
}