Ask the fat guy what’s down in the road where he was. =O It’s probably safe.
Geoff Lambert, born in Pittsburg, Philadelphia. Grew up in the city, large shopping malls, went to Michigan State to study physics, graduated top of his class, but then realized that he has a natural sense for talk-shows. Started his own show called Wait, Wait, don’t tell me! (Ripped off NPR), and became successful. Retired at 40, left his spot for another comedian. Went off to build his own golf course and manages it ever since the infection, when zombies just started popping all over the place.
Since he’s fat, I think it would be ironic for him to have any other weapon than a 1) a heavy machine gun, or 2) a heavy assault rifle.
Think Heavy from TF2.