I warn you, there are lots of explicitives and the person I’m talking to says bad things! PLEASE BE WARNED
Omegle said:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: Ola!
Stranger: tu guesta tortugas?
You: I like kitties. I don’t really know Spanish, I was lying.
You: I know Japanese though.
Stranger: lol
You: And… stuff.
Stranger: i like kittes too
You: They are soft and fuzzy.
Stranger: asl?
You: youngerthanyou/m/behindyou?
You: Bwahahaha.
Stranger: r u gonna rape me boy?
Stranger: you better be quick
You: No. >>
You: I just wanted to say I like kitties..
You: That is all.
Stranger: because i’ll thrust my penis in your ass till it bleeds
Stranger: troll
You: D: Noooo.
You: You’re creepy.
Stranger: nou
You: Yes. Lemme guess..
You: You’re from /b/?
Stranger: rules 1 & 2
Stranger: and no
You: I’m sure of it.
You: What are rules 1 and two anyway?
Stranger: 1. Dont Speak of /b/
Stranger: 2.
Stranger: DONT FUCKING SPEAK OF /B/
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: and no
You: I forgot.
Stranger: I jsut use some of there wording
You: Okaaaay. I gotcha. *winkwink*
Stranger: im not an anon fag
You: I didn’t know they had a ‘you know what to do’ thread up right now!
Stranger: >_>;
You: Those.. people whom we do not speak of.
Stranger: 4chan pissant?
You: Apparently.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 14 usa i guess?
You: Not really. :3
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: ?
You: Not quite.
Stranger: 16 f usa?
You: Noooope.
You: Warmer though.
Stranger: 15 f usa?
You: 68/f/canada. You’re welcome.
Stranger: what the fuck?
Stranger: If i hadnt been tlaking like thos already
Stranger: I wouldve done the whole
You: 😀 Desho ne~
Stranger: You are now being monitroed by the fbi for the solicitation of a child
You: I’m sure I would’ve been, if you could spell monitored correctly.
You: Too bad, so sad.
Stranger: I have it saved in a notepad
Stranger: i just CnP from it
You: Because notepad is going to do you worlds of good.
Stranger: yeah it would
You: How do you know I’m not underage? And you solicited me earlier?
You: I could tell people on you too.
Stranger: I already know youre < 21
Stranger: you talk like someone under there
You: Stuff about sticking penisus in assus and stuff.
You: Not really.
Stranger: and thats not solicitation
Stranger: fyi
You: Yes, it is. <3
You: I can get out a rule book if you want.
You: I have one around here somewhere.
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: have fun with youre rules
Stranger: im going to troll
Stranger: fucking candians are kill joys
You: Good luck, /b/tard.
Stranger: lulkiller
You: :3 Again, you’re welcome.
You: Have a lovely day.
Stranger: cya
You: See you on /b/.
Stranger: whore
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: Ola!
Stranger: tu guesta tortugas?
You: I like kitties. I don’t really know Spanish, I was lying.
You: I know Japanese though.
Stranger: lol
You: And… stuff.
Stranger: i like kittes too
You: They are soft and fuzzy.
Stranger: asl?
You: youngerthanyou/m/behindyou?
You: Bwahahaha.
Stranger: r u gonna rape me boy?
Stranger: you better be quick
You: No. >>
You: I just wanted to say I like kitties..
You: That is all.
Stranger: because i’ll thrust my penis in your ass till it bleeds
Stranger: troll
You: D: Noooo.
You: You’re creepy.
Stranger: nou
You: Yes. Lemme guess..
You: You’re from /b/?
Stranger: rules 1 & 2
Stranger: and no
You: I’m sure of it.
You: What are rules 1 and two anyway?
Stranger: 1. Dont Speak of /b/
Stranger: 2.
Stranger: DONT FUCKING SPEAK OF /B/
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: and no
You: I forgot.
Stranger: I jsut use some of there wording
You: Okaaaay. I gotcha. *winkwink*
Stranger: im not an anon fag
You: I didn’t know they had a ‘you know what to do’ thread up right now!
Stranger: >_>;
You: Those.. people whom we do not speak of.
Stranger: 4chan pissant?
You: Apparently.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 14 usa i guess?
You: Not really. :3
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: ?
You: Not quite.
Stranger: 16 f usa?
You: Noooope.
You: Warmer though.
Stranger: 15 f usa?
You: 68/f/canada. You’re welcome.
Stranger: what the fuck?
Stranger: If i hadnt been tlaking like thos already
Stranger: I wouldve done the whole
You: 😀 Desho ne~
Stranger: You are now being monitroed by the fbi for the solicitation of a child
You: I’m sure I would’ve been, if you could spell monitored correctly.
You: Too bad, so sad.
Stranger: I have it saved in a notepad
Stranger: i just CnP from it
You: Because notepad is going to do you worlds of good.
Stranger: yeah it would
You: How do you know I’m not underage? And you solicited me earlier?
You: I could tell people on you too.
Stranger: I already know youre < 21
Stranger: you talk like someone under there
You: Stuff about sticking penisus in assus and stuff.
You: Not really.
Stranger: and thats not solicitation
Stranger: fyi
You: Yes, it is. <3
You: I can get out a rule book if you want.
You: I have one around here somewhere.
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: have fun with youre rules
Stranger: im going to troll
Stranger: fucking candians are kill joys
You: Good luck, /b/tard.
Stranger: lulkiller
You: :3 Again, you’re welcome.
You: Have a lovely day.
Stranger: cya
You: See you on /b/.
Stranger: whore
People on that site are scary.
~Mip