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FunnyFroggy
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m/f
Stranger: f
You: oic
Stranger: yes you do see
You: I do
You: I’m a pirate.
Stranger: tpc pirate?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: oh
You: Age?
Stranger: 16
You: Okay.
You: You shall be my damsel in distress.
You: Get on the boat, dolly.
Stranger: yessir
Stranger: will you tie me down and whip me?
You: I will tie you down, but I will not whip you.
Stranger: okaay
Stranger: fair enough
You: Now, we shall sail to Barbados!
Stranger: 😀
You: While we be sailin, let’s have a little chitchat.
Stranger: the weather is lovely
You: Aye, it is.
Stranger: do you have an eyepatch
You: Are you addled!? As if I were to be a fool enough to injure my eyes.
You: I do not wish to hear of this bilge.
Stranger: yessir
You: Avast! Land, ho!
Stranger: that was quick 😀
You: Aye, dolly.
You: Let us pillage the city!
Stranger: do we get to look for treasure?
You: I shall take all their swag!
You: Aye.
You: Mind the guards.
You: They’re deadly.
Stranger: D:
You: Oh, you’re still tied up.
You: -unties-
You: There.
You: Now let
You: Let’s get a moving.
You: Smartly, now.
Stranger: where to first?
You: To the armory!
Stranger: woo!
You: Use your beauty to lead the landlubbers out. My seadogs and I will take care of them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im horny
You: me too
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
Stranger: Age?
You: 17
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?
You: sure
You: you start
Stranger: *starts kissing down your chest till I get to your nice tittys, slowly start sucking your nipples*
You: oooh i’m getting so hard
You: i mean wet
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