Stranger: Hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are you person?
You: My person is well.
Stranger: That is splendid news.
You: Indeed it is.
Stranger: What are you today?
You: Today, I am a human.
Stranger: Ah, that seems a bit boring.
Stranger: But I like humans. ^__^
You: Humans are rather nice.
Stranger: Really? I wouldn’t say nice. I’d say they are very survival oriented. Only deemed nice to provide further advantages to their life and thus provide safety which is necesary for their survival.
You: That is true. They are very vicious…
Stranger: Are you vicious?
You: Only if you want me to be.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: You seem to be a conformist.
Stranger: You like being ordered around?
You: Actually, I don’t.
You: I prefer to order others.
You: By saying ‘only if you want me to be’, I meant, if your actiosn force me to becoem vicious.
Stranger: Ah, I see now.
You: Yes, you do.
Stranger: Mmmm. So, what do you do when you don’t act vicious?
You: I act unvicious.
Stranger: Oh…
Stranger: Sounds boring.
You: But you don’t know how unboring being unvicious is.
Stranger: Please inform me of how unboring it can be.
You: Well, on a typical unvicious and unboring day, I would go skydiving while playing ping pong with my bros all while singing a happy song.
Stranger: Oh wow. ^_____________________________^
Stranger: How nice.
You: Indeed.
You: So you see, being unvicious is unboring.
Stranger: *hiccups*
Stranger: Well, I always knew that.
Stranger: I just wanted you to realize it.
Stranger: One day you will thank me.
You: I will?
Stranger: Oh yes.
Stranger: Of course.
You: Well in order to do that, I’ll need some way of contacting you. Perhaps by email?
Stranger: Ah. Sounds like a good idea.
Stranger: Allright, here it is. *********@hotmail.com.
You: Okay. Am I right to assume your name is Nicky?
Stranger: No, my name is Nicole.
Stranger: Never assume.
Stranger: It gets people in trouble.
You: So..if I assume I’m in trouble, does this mean I’m in trouble?
Stranger: Yes, but not for the reasons you initially thought.
Stranger: When you assume things become so warped that you do not know the quantity of trouble you may be encountering.
You: Well, I’ll be sure to never assume again.
Stranger: ^___________________^ Hurray.
Stranger: Hrrm. I am getting hungry.
You: Better go get something to eat then.
Stranger: *sighs* So be it.
Stranger: I will be back I guess.
You: Unfortunately, I must go now. My bed is calling me. Farewell. For now.
Stranger: Farewell.
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are you person?
You: My person is well.
Stranger: That is splendid news.
You: Indeed it is.
Stranger: What are you today?
You: Today, I am a human.
Stranger: Ah, that seems a bit boring.
Stranger: But I like humans. ^__^
You: Humans are rather nice.
Stranger: Really? I wouldn’t say nice. I’d say they are very survival oriented. Only deemed nice to provide further advantages to their life and thus provide safety which is necesary for their survival.
You: That is true. They are very vicious…
Stranger: Are you vicious?
You: Only if you want me to be.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: You seem to be a conformist.
Stranger: You like being ordered around?
You: Actually, I don’t.
You: I prefer to order others.
You: By saying ‘only if you want me to be’, I meant, if your actiosn force me to becoem vicious.
Stranger: Ah, I see now.
You: Yes, you do.
Stranger: Mmmm. So, what do you do when you don’t act vicious?
You: I act unvicious.
Stranger: Oh…
Stranger: Sounds boring.
You: But you don’t know how unboring being unvicious is.
Stranger: Please inform me of how unboring it can be.
You: Well, on a typical unvicious and unboring day, I would go skydiving while playing ping pong with my bros all while singing a happy song.
Stranger: Oh wow. ^_____________________________^
Stranger: How nice.
You: Indeed.
You: So you see, being unvicious is unboring.
Stranger: *hiccups*
Stranger: Well, I always knew that.
Stranger: I just wanted you to realize it.
Stranger: One day you will thank me.
You: I will?
Stranger: Oh yes.
Stranger: Of course.
You: Well in order to do that, I’ll need some way of contacting you. Perhaps by email?
Stranger: Ah. Sounds like a good idea.
Stranger: Allright, here it is. *********@hotmail.com.
You: Okay. Am I right to assume your name is Nicky?
Stranger: No, my name is Nicole.
Stranger: Never assume.
Stranger: It gets people in trouble.
You: So..if I assume I’m in trouble, does this mean I’m in trouble?
Stranger: Yes, but not for the reasons you initially thought.
Stranger: When you assume things become so warped that you do not know the quantity of trouble you may be encountering.
You: Well, I’ll be sure to never assume again.
Stranger: ^___________________^ Hurray.
Stranger: Hrrm. I am getting hungry.
You: Better go get something to eat then.
Stranger: *sighs* So be it.
Stranger: I will be back I guess.
You: Unfortunately, I must go now. My bed is calling me. Farewell. For now.
Stranger: Farewell.