I got a person from 4chan.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup dog
Stranger: hey homy
Stranger: just trolling omegle
You: yeah son me too
Stranger: did anon call a raid?
You: I unno, you follow 4chan?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: internet hate machine
You: I guess I’m a newfag
Stranger: newfags cant
Stranger: hi
You: sup dog
Stranger: hey homy
Stranger: just trolling omegle
You: yeah son me too
Stranger: did anon call a raid?
You: I unno, you follow 4chan?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: internet hate machine
You: I guess I’m a newfag
Stranger: newfags cant
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You: ▲
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Stranger: hahahaha
You: fuck
Stranger: the game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and OMGWTF I GOT MATCHED WITH FROGGY
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex now
You: YES
You: GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: pic first
Stranger: i need to visualize
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg one on the right
Stranger: o naice
You: mudkipz
Stranger: DEST!
You: FROG
You: LOLOLO
Stranger: XD
Stranger: OM
Stranger: LOLOLO
Stranger: OLOL
Stranger: WOW!
You: WIN!
Stranger: 2770 users!
Stranger: NAICE!
You: ROFL
You: epic win
Stranger: XD
Stranger: We rox!
You: POST THIS RIGHT NOW
Stranger: YEUH
Stranger: noupostit
Stranger: BITCH
You: random stranger
You: lul
Stranger: lul
Stranger: Dude who teh fuck are you?
You: i’m http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg
You: duh
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: sex now?
You: k
Stranger: Wait music first
Stranger: unce ucne unce
You: my favorite 😉
Stranger: oh yeah baybay
Stranger: lets get this partay started
Stranger: lets rp
You: do the same thing olly did in his convo
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets rp about fruits and veggies
You: girl and boy veggies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dril a hole in teh watermelon
You: hm
Stranger: that is girl mlon
You: let me think
You: what fruit or veggie has a hole in it
You: I’ll be the banana
You: and you be the big melon with the hole drilled into it
Stranger: nu
Stranger: I wanna be the lychee
You: nu
You: I don’t want to get stabbed while inserting
Stranger: fine
Stranger: ill be a honeydew
You: k good
You: i’m those small bananas
You: the little guy
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets roll bitch
You: 1 in 2770 that’d I get matched with froggy
You: *C&P’s*
Stranger: inorite
Stranger: Now just to match with Olly and Quangy
You: lulul
You: k lets go
You: you start
Stranger: k
Stranger: i rub your waxy skin
You: i run away
You: I win
Stranger: bitch get ove rhere
Stranger: i stuff a pineapple in your peehole
You: wat
Stranger: dets right bitch
You: i stuff a honeydew down your peehole
Stranger: cheatin on me with chelsea now
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg that was just a play picture!
Stranger: no it wasnt
Stranger: look shes kissing you
Stranger: bastard
You: no!
You: you got it twisted
Stranger: how dare you cheat on me
Stranger: and turn lesbo on me
You: I’m only 12
You: 🙁
Stranger: cuntnugget
Stranger: i dont wanna see you ever again
You: faggotcunt
Stranger: cockblocker
You: k let’s try and get matched up again lul
Stranger: kfine
Stranger: but
Stranger: post this convo
Stranger: but first
Stranger: HAI VUTALES! <3333333
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex now
You: YES
You: GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: pic first
Stranger: i need to visualize
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg one on the right
Stranger: o naice
You: mudkipz
Stranger: DEST!
You: FROG
You: LOLOLO
Stranger: XD
Stranger: OM
Stranger: LOLOLO
Stranger: OLOL
Stranger: WOW!
You: WIN!
Stranger: 2770 users!
Stranger: NAICE!
You: ROFL
You: epic win
Stranger: XD
Stranger: We rox!
You: POST THIS RIGHT NOW
Stranger: YEUH
Stranger: noupostit
Stranger: BITCH
You: random stranger
You: lul
Stranger: lul
Stranger: Dude who teh fuck are you?
You: i’m http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg
You: duh
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: sex now?
You: k
Stranger: Wait music first
Stranger: unce ucne unce
You: my favorite 😉
Stranger: oh yeah baybay
Stranger: lets get this partay started
Stranger: lets rp
You: do the same thing olly did in his convo
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets rp about fruits and veggies
You: girl and boy veggies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dril a hole in teh watermelon
You: hm
Stranger: that is girl mlon
You: let me think
You: what fruit or veggie has a hole in it
You: I’ll be the banana
You: and you be the big melon with the hole drilled into it
Stranger: nu
Stranger: I wanna be the lychee
You: nu
You: I don’t want to get stabbed while inserting
Stranger: fine
Stranger: ill be a honeydew
You: k good
You: i’m those small bananas
You: the little guy
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets roll bitch
You: 1 in 2770 that’d I get matched with froggy
You: *C&P’s*
Stranger: inorite
Stranger: Now just to match with Olly and Quangy
You: lulul
You: k lets go
You: you start
Stranger: k
Stranger: i rub your waxy skin
You: i run away
You: I win
Stranger: bitch get ove rhere
Stranger: i stuff a pineapple in your peehole
You: wat
Stranger: dets right bitch
You: i stuff a honeydew down your peehole
Stranger: cheatin on me with chelsea now
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg that was just a play picture!
Stranger: no it wasnt
Stranger: look shes kissing you
Stranger: bastard
You: no!
You: you got it twisted
Stranger: how dare you cheat on me
Stranger: and turn lesbo on me
You: I’m only 12
You: 🙁
Stranger: cuntnugget
Stranger: i dont wanna see you ever again
You: faggotcunt
Stranger: cockblocker
You: k let’s try and get matched up again lul
Stranger: kfine
Stranger: but
Stranger: post this convo
Stranger: but first
Stranger: HAI VUTALES! <3333333