Longest convo…ever. But very funny. And her race…makes it even funnier..lul just read it.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo bled you there
You: Damn straight I am.
Stranger: sweetness
Stranger: how you doin tonight
You: Hanging with the bitches.
Stranger: ahh i rate that shit
Stranger: im making a cake. thats how i roll
You: Nice.
Stranger: what does hanging with the bitches involve?
You: A lot of things that I don’t think I should describe to you. When you get a lil older, I’ll show what it’s all about.
Stranger: how do you know im not old enough smartarse?
You: Because you’re not over 9000 years of age.
Stranger: shit man
Stranger: i dont wanna know
You: ‘Course not. It’s too bitchin for you young uns
Stranger: so like youre well old then
Stranger: like. all crumbly and shit?
You: That’s what the damn society wants you to think. When you hit 100, you start aging backwards. You get younger as you go! That’s why old people need people to take care of them, just like when they were in their baby years.
Stranger: like thast film
You: Pardon?
Stranger: the film
Stranger: benjamin button
Stranger: he is born an old guy and gets younger.
Stranger: crazzy shit dude
You: Damn, that is crazy. How did society figure out our secrets!?
You: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, I TELL YOU!
Stranger: we enlish know ALL
Stranger: yeah bitch
Stranger: i said english
Stranger: damn straight
You: Oh really?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: So you English know ALL, huh?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: thats what i said
Stranger: ALL bitch
You: Alright, then. Care to place a little wager? You’re my slave if you can’t answer these three questions.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go on then
You: Alright, you cocky little bastard.
Stranger: fuck you and deliver
You: Question 1: so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: NO
Stranger: next question
You: Question 2: Do snails have teeth?
Stranger: no
You: Question 3: Did you fail this question and will now become my slave…?
Stranger: FUCK NO
You: HAH, BITCH!
You: YOU GOT THEM ALL FUCKING WRONG!
You: Here are the answers
You: 1. only for teh lulz
2. Yes. If you researched it you would know.
3. Yes.
You: BITCH! YOU’RE MY SLAVE NOW!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: punish me in ways i cannot imagine
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: BE A MAN.. ( i hope youre a man.)
You: I am a man.
You: A MAN THAT’S YOUR MASTER!
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: what do i gotta so
Stranger: do*
You: Bake me a cake. 🙂
You: AND IT BETTER BE FUCKING GOOD!
Stranger: I ALREADY MADE ONE
Stranger: fucker
You: THEN GIVE ME IT, BITCH!
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: where the FUCK do you live
You: IN CALIFORNIA!
Stranger: FUCKING WHY
You: CAUSE ITS THE FUCKING GOLDEN STATE
Stranger: my cake isnt going to no californians
Stranger: fuck that shit
Stranger: although
Stranger: i may be visiting this summaaaaaaaa
Stranger: be afraid bitch
You: I ain’t afraid of no one.
You: How old are you telling me to be afraid?
Stranger: for now..
Stranger: not old enough i dont think
Stranger: how old are youu?
You: Older than you.
Stranger: guess that makes me younger than you
You: You bet it does.
Stranger: are you male or female
Stranger: or do i not wanna know..
Stranger: i dont think im old enough
You: Well it depends if you’re a male or female.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what if i said male
You: Then I am a male.
Stranger: and if im male?
You: Then I’m a male.
Stranger: so youre like an old californian dude..
Stranger: wtf
You: I’m only old in society’s eyes.
Stranger: ahh i guess thats okay then
You: I’m probably only a couple of years older than you, according to Earth years.
Stranger: ahhh intersting
Stranger: i want to know now
Stranger: go on. please. for this enlgish rose.
You: Well I am actually about 9001 years old. But on Earth, I could be considered somewhere along the adolescent phase.
Stranger: so
Stranger: youre 18
You: Close to that, you could say.
Stranger: up or down.
Stranger: big or small
Stranger: north or south
Stranger: please
Stranger: im dying here CA
You: Um, I like to look younger, so let’s say down.
Stranger: ahh shit man
Stranger: you is 17
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16 bleddd
You: Oh, me too.
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: good times
Stranger: i think yorue lying
Stranger: Ew
You: Of course I’m lying.
You: I’m 9001 years old.
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: well yeahh
Stranger: but otherwise. youre 16?
Stranger: uch i cant tell if youre a perve or not.
You: Yeah.
You: …and how am I a pervert?
You: Have I made any pervy advances on you?
Stranger: well. theres a good chance you could be
Stranger: no
Stranger: well done.
Stranger: subtle perves.
Stranger: theyre good
You: …What?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: so
Stranger: let me get this straight
Stranger: youre a 16 year old boy from CA who isnt a perve and is my master?
You: Yes. 🙂
Stranger: fuck yeahh
Stranger: sounds good to me
You: That’s nice.
Stranger: yeahh yeahh its nice
You: So let me get this straight.
You: You’re a 16 year old boy from England who suspects people as being pervy and is my slave?
Stranger: im a girl..
You: Oh.
Stranger: you got it wrong bitch
You: Well that makes it a lot better then. 😀
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: haha
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so let me get this straight.. youre straight..
You: Damn straight I’m straight.
Stranger: sick sickk
Stranger: safe bled
You: So how’s life up in England?
Stranger: matee
Stranger: its west over seas
Stranger: watchin a bit of tele with the crew
Stranger: tea amd cake
You: The crew?
Stranger: sisters and sisters boyfriend
You: No boyfriend for you?
Stranger: god no
You: Life of chastity?
Stranger: too late for that shit man
You: Oh really?
Stranger: really
You: How so?
Stranger: bit straight forward really isnt it
You: But I want to hear you say it. Or rather, see you type it.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: sex
Stranger: no way
Stranger: scandaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: …..Naice.
Stranger: nace
You: And you’re only 16.
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: different rules over here love
You: Please elaborate.
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: no one gives a poo over heree.
You: So there’s middle school kids doing it and no one cares?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: do you go to a chrsitian school or something?
You: Wow. What kind of fucked up society is that?
You: No, I don’t.
You: I’m actually Agnostic.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sooo not fucked up
Stranger: if you dont go round doing it with everyone
Stranger: or like telling people then its fine
Stranger: im
Stranger: ATHIEST
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: thats a lie
Stranger: im agnostic too.
You: I see.
Stranger: you dont seem happy about this california
You: I don’t?
Stranger: 🙁
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: have you not done anything with a gal?
You: Well…not really, no.
Stranger: ahh
You: I have really high standards. I can’t help it.
Stranger: thats chilled
Stranger: yeah same. thats why im not with anyone i guess
Stranger: ca? you still alive?
You: Alive and kicking.
Stranger: well bled. tell me something i woudnt know. being enlglish and all
You: Um. California is filled with illegal immigrants.
Stranger: ahh thats insane
You: It is.
Stranger: whats your name dudee
You: My name is Axel Falcon the IXVI.
Stranger: ahh sickk!!. mines Elizabeth Margret Caroline Maryweather Taylor XI
You: Long name you have there.
Stranger: standard for the british
You: I see.
Stranger: yeah boi
You: So….Elizabeth Margret Caroline Maryweather Taylor XI, seen any good movies?
Stranger: i thought you died.
Stranger: i saw the hangover on thursday
Stranger: sick film
Stranger: and right now, im watching the sound of music
You: Oh. Isn’t that like a really old movie?
Stranger: yeahh.
Stranger: musical. incredible
Stranger: baaaaaaaaabee. earth to baaaabee
You: I live.
Stranger: stop ignorin manss
You: I’m sorry.
You: I don’t know what to say.
Stranger: whyy?
Stranger: im a complete stranger mate
Stranger: no limits
You: That’s true.
Stranger: so go on. any questions?
You: Ummm
You: uhhh
You: …so i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: only for the lulz
You: omguknowit?
Stranger: .. yes?
You: COOL!
Stranger: yayy!
Stranger: approval
You: yarhar
Stranger: okay. describe yourself
Stranger: go on. create an image
You: ….Tall, dark, and handsome. 😀
Stranger: hah
Stranger: i wish
You: How do you know it’s not true? :3
Stranger: cos we english know ALL
You: That’s what yo uthink
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well its true
You: Okay fine
Stranger: are you ming?
Stranger: am i wasting my time?
You: Ming?
Stranger: butterz
Stranger: ugly.
You: pft Of course I’m hawt stuff.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: godd
Stranger: good*
You: But are you hawt stuff?
Stranger: oh hell yeah
You: pix or it didnt happen
Stranger: pix
Stranger: lolssss
Stranger: link me to a picture
You: i ask fo pix first
Stranger: you want pix doyou
Stranger: i dont think youre ready
You: well den i dont think ur redy fo me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you got facebook?
You: i du
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: im scared
Stranger: youre only 16
Stranger: im scared of people my own age
You: orly
You: so ur nawt scared of der 75 year old paedos?
Stranger: nah man
Stranger: theyre chilled
Stranger: im curious
Stranger: like a cat in the night
You: orly
Stranger: orly?
You: oh really?
Stranger: yes really
You: o
You: ………pix nao
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: how will i show you?
Stranger: facebook?
You: if u want. or just an image if ur scurred.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: let me check
You: k
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6685527&op=8&o=global&view=global&subj=507516991&id=601135572
Stranger: guess which one i am
You: It says ‘content not found’. o.o
Stranger: ahhh poo. we need to be friends then. i didnt know i had a private profile
You: The wordign says ‘blahblah unavailble or blahblah no permission to view
You: poo.
Stranger: hah
Stranger: poopey
Stranger: show me youuuuuuuu
You: profile pic den?
Stranger: show me
You: nu i asked first. i didnt get it yet
Stranger: how will i show yaa
You: go to free upload site
You: like maybe photobucket
Stranger: effort!
Stranger: okay. if you show me.. ill make the effort
Stranger: you cant be THAT bad looking
You: but i asked first
You: And that last line hurted. 🙁
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: i joke
Stranger: dude
Stranger: show me
Stranger: and then. we can be friends on facebook. next step
You: :3 y cant it be u show me, and then we can be friends on faecebook next step. :3
Stranger: cos i can only show you on facebook.
You: You know you can get a facebook username now right?
Stranger: i didnt know that
You: And if you show me that, it’ll only show me your profile pic.
You: And since its private, I wont see anythign else.
You: Perfect.
Stranger: oh rightt.
Stranger: sickk
You: So…get a username…then send. Problem solved, and everyone’s happy.
Stranger: ahh. we havent talked about my name. i love it.its west
You: Wait what?
Stranger: my name
Stranger: west means like crazy
You: Your name is West?
Stranger: no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: can you imagine
Stranger: im saying my name is west. as in its a weird name
You: oohh. Is that some British slang?
Stranger: yeahh
You: oic
Stranger: yeah man.
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: soo. my name is spelt. B – u – p – e. it looks like boop. which is one of my many nicknames. but, hes the killer, its pronounced whu-pay..
You: It’s Bupe, but pronounced whu-pay?
Stranger: yeppp
Stranger: like, the E is like a french E. so sometimes i put an accent on the E. so it makes the “ay” sound
Stranger: if you get me
You: yar
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: west
Stranger: 🙂
You: so did u get a username
Stranger: bupe bhima. thats my name. cos im cool
Stranger: whats your namwe
You: Axel Falcon the IXVI.
Stranger: no its notttttt
You: yes it issss
You: kigottagonao
You: bye
You have disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo bled you there
You: Damn straight I am.
Stranger: sweetness
Stranger: how you doin tonight
You: Hanging with the bitches.
Stranger: ahh i rate that shit
Stranger: im making a cake. thats how i roll
You: Nice.
Stranger: what does hanging with the bitches involve?
You: A lot of things that I don’t think I should describe to you. When you get a lil older, I’ll show what it’s all about.
Stranger: how do you know im not old enough smartarse?
You: Because you’re not over 9000 years of age.
Stranger: shit man
Stranger: i dont wanna know
You: ‘Course not. It’s too bitchin for you young uns
Stranger: so like youre well old then
Stranger: like. all crumbly and shit?
You: That’s what the damn society wants you to think. When you hit 100, you start aging backwards. You get younger as you go! That’s why old people need people to take care of them, just like when they were in their baby years.
Stranger: like thast film
You: Pardon?
Stranger: the film
Stranger: benjamin button
Stranger: he is born an old guy and gets younger.
Stranger: crazzy shit dude
You: Damn, that is crazy. How did society figure out our secrets!?
You: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, I TELL YOU!
Stranger: we enlish know ALL
Stranger: yeah bitch
Stranger: i said english
Stranger: damn straight
You: Oh really?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: So you English know ALL, huh?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: thats what i said
Stranger: ALL bitch
You: Alright, then. Care to place a little wager? You’re my slave if you can’t answer these three questions.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go on then
You: Alright, you cocky little bastard.
Stranger: fuck you and deliver
You: Question 1: so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: NO
Stranger: next question
You: Question 2: Do snails have teeth?
Stranger: no
You: Question 3: Did you fail this question and will now become my slave…?
Stranger: FUCK NO
You: HAH, BITCH!
You: YOU GOT THEM ALL FUCKING WRONG!
You: Here are the answers
You: 1. only for teh lulz
2. Yes. If you researched it you would know.
3. Yes.
You: BITCH! YOU’RE MY SLAVE NOW!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: punish me in ways i cannot imagine
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: BE A MAN.. ( i hope youre a man.)
You: I am a man.
You: A MAN THAT’S YOUR MASTER!
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: what do i gotta so
Stranger: do*
You: Bake me a cake. 🙂
You: AND IT BETTER BE FUCKING GOOD!
Stranger: I ALREADY MADE ONE
Stranger: fucker
You: THEN GIVE ME IT, BITCH!
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: where the FUCK do you live
You: IN CALIFORNIA!
Stranger: FUCKING WHY
You: CAUSE ITS THE FUCKING GOLDEN STATE
Stranger: my cake isnt going to no californians
Stranger: fuck that shit
Stranger: although
Stranger: i may be visiting this summaaaaaaaa
Stranger: be afraid bitch
You: I ain’t afraid of no one.
You: How old are you telling me to be afraid?
Stranger: for now..
Stranger: not old enough i dont think
Stranger: how old are youu?
You: Older than you.
Stranger: guess that makes me younger than you
You: You bet it does.
Stranger: are you male or female
Stranger: or do i not wanna know..
Stranger: i dont think im old enough
You: Well it depends if you’re a male or female.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what if i said male
You: Then I am a male.
Stranger: and if im male?
You: Then I’m a male.
Stranger: so youre like an old californian dude..
Stranger: wtf
You: I’m only old in society’s eyes.
Stranger: ahh i guess thats okay then
You: I’m probably only a couple of years older than you, according to Earth years.
Stranger: ahhh intersting
Stranger: i want to know now
Stranger: go on. please. for this enlgish rose.
You: Well I am actually about 9001 years old. But on Earth, I could be considered somewhere along the adolescent phase.
Stranger: so
Stranger: youre 18
You: Close to that, you could say.
Stranger: up or down.
Stranger: big or small
Stranger: north or south
Stranger: please
Stranger: im dying here CA
You: Um, I like to look younger, so let’s say down.
Stranger: ahh shit man
Stranger: you is 17
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16 bleddd
You: Oh, me too.
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: good times
Stranger: i think yorue lying
Stranger: Ew
You: Of course I’m lying.
You: I’m 9001 years old.
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: well yeahh
Stranger: but otherwise. youre 16?
Stranger: uch i cant tell if youre a perve or not.
You: Yeah.
You: …and how am I a pervert?
You: Have I made any pervy advances on you?
Stranger: well. theres a good chance you could be
Stranger: no
Stranger: well done.
Stranger: subtle perves.
Stranger: theyre good
You: …What?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: so
Stranger: let me get this straight
Stranger: youre a 16 year old boy from CA who isnt a perve and is my master?
You: Yes. 🙂
Stranger: fuck yeahh
Stranger: sounds good to me
You: That’s nice.
Stranger: yeahh yeahh its nice
You: So let me get this straight.
You: You’re a 16 year old boy from England who suspects people as being pervy and is my slave?
Stranger: im a girl..
You: Oh.
Stranger: you got it wrong bitch
You: Well that makes it a lot better then. 😀
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: haha
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so let me get this straight.. youre straight..
You: Damn straight I’m straight.
Stranger: sick sickk
Stranger: safe bled
You: So how’s life up in England?
Stranger: matee
Stranger: its west over seas
Stranger: watchin a bit of tele with the crew
Stranger: tea amd cake
You: The crew?
Stranger: sisters and sisters boyfriend
You: No boyfriend for you?
Stranger: god no
You: Life of chastity?
Stranger: too late for that shit man
You: Oh really?
Stranger: really
You: How so?
Stranger: bit straight forward really isnt it
You: But I want to hear you say it. Or rather, see you type it.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: sex
Stranger: no way
Stranger: scandaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: …..Naice.
Stranger: nace
You: And you’re only 16.
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: different rules over here love
You: Please elaborate.
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: no one gives a poo over heree.
You: So there’s middle school kids doing it and no one cares?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: do you go to a chrsitian school or something?
You: Wow. What kind of fucked up society is that?
You: No, I don’t.
You: I’m actually Agnostic.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sooo not fucked up
Stranger: if you dont go round doing it with everyone
Stranger: or like telling people then its fine
Stranger: im
Stranger: ATHIEST
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: thats a lie
Stranger: im agnostic too.
You: I see.
Stranger: you dont seem happy about this california
You: I don’t?
Stranger: 🙁
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: have you not done anything with a gal?
You: Well…not really, no.
Stranger: ahh
You: I have really high standards. I can’t help it.
Stranger: thats chilled
Stranger: yeah same. thats why im not with anyone i guess
Stranger: ca? you still alive?
You: Alive and kicking.
Stranger: well bled. tell me something i woudnt know. being enlglish and all
You: Um. California is filled with illegal immigrants.
Stranger: ahh thats insane
You: It is.
Stranger: whats your name dudee
You: My name is Axel Falcon the IXVI.
Stranger: ahh sickk!!. mines Elizabeth Margret Caroline Maryweather Taylor XI
You: Long name you have there.
Stranger: standard for the british
You: I see.
Stranger: yeah boi
You: So….Elizabeth Margret Caroline Maryweather Taylor XI, seen any good movies?
Stranger: i thought you died.
Stranger: i saw the hangover on thursday
Stranger: sick film
Stranger: and right now, im watching the sound of music
You: Oh. Isn’t that like a really old movie?
Stranger: yeahh.
Stranger: musical. incredible
Stranger: baaaaaaaaabee. earth to baaaabee
You: I live.
Stranger: stop ignorin manss
You: I’m sorry.
You: I don’t know what to say.
Stranger: whyy?
Stranger: im a complete stranger mate
Stranger: no limits
You: That’s true.
Stranger: so go on. any questions?
You: Ummm
You: uhhh
You: …so i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: only for the lulz
You: omguknowit?
Stranger: .. yes?
You: COOL!
Stranger: yayy!
Stranger: approval
You: yarhar
Stranger: okay. describe yourself
Stranger: go on. create an image
You: ….Tall, dark, and handsome. 😀
Stranger: hah
Stranger: i wish
You: How do you know it’s not true? :3
Stranger: cos we english know ALL
You: That’s what yo uthink
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well its true
You: Okay fine
Stranger: are you ming?
Stranger: am i wasting my time?
You: Ming?
Stranger: butterz
Stranger: ugly.
You: pft Of course I’m hawt stuff.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: godd
Stranger: good*
You: But are you hawt stuff?
Stranger: oh hell yeah
You: pix or it didnt happen
Stranger: pix
Stranger: lolssss
Stranger: link me to a picture
You: i ask fo pix first
Stranger: you want pix doyou
Stranger: i dont think youre ready
You: well den i dont think ur redy fo me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you got facebook?
You: i du
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: im scared
Stranger: youre only 16
Stranger: im scared of people my own age
You: orly
You: so ur nawt scared of der 75 year old paedos?
Stranger: nah man
Stranger: theyre chilled
Stranger: im curious
Stranger: like a cat in the night
You: orly
Stranger: orly?
You: oh really?
Stranger: yes really
You: o
You: ………pix nao
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: how will i show you?
Stranger: facebook?
You: if u want. or just an image if ur scurred.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: let me check
You: k
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6685527&op=8&o=global&view=global&subj=507516991&id=601135572
Stranger: guess which one i am
You: It says ‘content not found’. o.o
Stranger: ahhh poo. we need to be friends then. i didnt know i had a private profile
You: The wordign says ‘blahblah unavailble or blahblah no permission to view
You: poo.
Stranger: hah
Stranger: poopey
Stranger: show me youuuuuuuu
You: profile pic den?
Stranger: show me
You: nu i asked first. i didnt get it yet
Stranger: how will i show yaa
You: go to free upload site
You: like maybe photobucket
Stranger: effort!
Stranger: okay. if you show me.. ill make the effort
Stranger: you cant be THAT bad looking
You: but i asked first
You: And that last line hurted. 🙁
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: i joke
Stranger: dude
Stranger: show me
Stranger: and then. we can be friends on facebook. next step
You: :3 y cant it be u show me, and then we can be friends on faecebook next step. :3
Stranger: cos i can only show you on facebook.
You: You know you can get a facebook username now right?
Stranger: i didnt know that
You: And if you show me that, it’ll only show me your profile pic.
You: And since its private, I wont see anythign else.
You: Perfect.
Stranger: oh rightt.
Stranger: sickk
You: So…get a username…then send. Problem solved, and everyone’s happy.
Stranger: ahh. we havent talked about my name. i love it.its west
You: Wait what?
Stranger: my name
Stranger: west means like crazy
You: Your name is West?
Stranger: no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: can you imagine
Stranger: im saying my name is west. as in its a weird name
You: oohh. Is that some British slang?
Stranger: yeahh
You: oic
Stranger: yeah man.
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: soo. my name is spelt. B – u – p – e. it looks like boop. which is one of my many nicknames. but, hes the killer, its pronounced whu-pay..
You: It’s Bupe, but pronounced whu-pay?
Stranger: yeppp
Stranger: like, the E is like a french E. so sometimes i put an accent on the E. so it makes the “ay” sound
Stranger: if you get me
You: yar
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: west
Stranger: 🙂
You: so did u get a username
Stranger: bupe bhima. thats my name. cos im cool
Stranger: whats your namwe
You: Axel Falcon the IXVI.
Stranger: no its notttttt
You: yes it issss
You: kigottagonao
You: bye
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