Reply To: If you’re bored and need a time waster.

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I had an extended convo with a guy from 4chan.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: pics or it didn’t happen
Stranger: oh… hello /b/
You: what
You: since when was that /b/
Stranger: since you lost the game
Stranger: lolololol
You: what
You: but my powerlevel si over 9000
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: 9000?
Stranger: -O
Stranger: =O*
You: om nom nom nom
Stranger: so… i herd you liek mudkips
You: mudkips is a third generation water pokemon
You: power level is >9000
Stranger: wait a minute…
Stranger: IT’S A TRAP!!!
You: WTF BOOM
Stranger: lol, win
Stranger: 1.) go on omegle
2.) replace “hi” with “tits or gtfo”
3.) ???????????????????
4.) PROFIT
You: Is that the gameplan?
Stranger: it was kind of, yeah
You: let me guess
You: your leader is…
You: David?
Stranger: we’re all David here /b/rotha
You: ohsht
You: btw I’m sorry for the overused memes
Stranger: haha, no worries mate
Stranger: i’m pulling them out like no one’s business myself
Stranger: i was just trollin’
You: that’s so 5 months ago
You: It’s all about who has norton now
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: norton?!
Stranger: srsly?
You: i have norton and im gonna hack u
You: JK, I would never do that to you
Stranger: h4x
Stranger: wtf
You: cus i’ma firin’ my lazor
Stranger: but i’m in charge of malaysia
You: General Mao?
You: No wait…that’s a different country
Stranger: SHOOOOOOOP
Stranger: meh… bored now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.