Reply To: If you’re bored and need a time waster.

[Nass]

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My dear I love you
You: I’ve missed you so so much
You: Won’t you please come back?
Stranger: I don’t know what to say
You: I can’t sleep
Stranger: *sobs*
You: Nor eat
You: Please
You: Marry me
You: I’ll do anything
Stranger: Let’s run off together
You: Clean the house
You: YES!
You: Please
You: so is that a yes?
Stranger: yes
You: YES
You: Thanks you
You: *thank
You: I love yo
You: *you
Stranger: I love you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

For Froggy.