Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: im rolling around in mud, and there are pigs everywhere
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i like that
You: i am throwing up all over myself
You: and everyone is sweaty
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: i like that
You: and you come in wearing nothing but a baby bib and i spoon feed you mashed peas
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: veggies
You: I know, its so naughty
Stranger: 😉
You: you decide to punish me for being a bad girl.
You: so you dress up like an old college prof with yellowing teeth and slacks
Stranger: yeah, so i give you ribs, cause those get you dirty
You: i covermyself in saw dust and grade juice
Stranger: oh thats very dirty
You: filthy
Stranger: just the way i like it
You: then i dress up like a janitor, and i wear your facourite blue coveralls
You: and i swing that mop around
Stranger: awesome, so are you male or female
You: im a fat ass female
Stranger: yumm, i too am
Stranger: im a lesbian
You: im rolling around in mud, and there are pigs everywhere
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i like that
You: i am throwing up all over myself
You: and everyone is sweaty
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: i like that
You: and you come in wearing nothing but a baby bib and i spoon feed you mashed peas
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: veggies
You: I know, its so naughty
Stranger: 😉
You: you decide to punish me for being a bad girl.
You: so you dress up like an old college prof with yellowing teeth and slacks
Stranger: yeah, so i give you ribs, cause those get you dirty
You: i covermyself in saw dust and grade juice
Stranger: oh thats very dirty
You: filthy
Stranger: just the way i like it
You: then i dress up like a janitor, and i wear your facourite blue coveralls
You: and i swing that mop around
Stranger: awesome, so are you male or female
You: im a fat ass female
Stranger: yumm, i too am
Stranger: im a lesbian
Stranger: Can you See my Dick.
You: no, its too small
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: no, its too small
Your conversational partner has disconnected.