Pirkid said: Vince Offer.
But Vince’s reputation got cut when he Shampowed a hooker in the face.
Vince: Hey, we can’t do this all day, folks. I made some linguini, we’re gonna wash it down with martinis, and you’re gonna take off your bikini. You’re gonna love my nuts.
*hooker attacks with a SlapChap*
Vince: Use the included Gratee. No extra shipping and handling.
*hooker bites his tongue*
Vince: SHAMPOW!
That’s how it all went down.