MasterCheeze said: Did you get punched in the nose too? It looks all… FUCKING HUGE SCHNOZZ.
It’s all because of the angle, shadows, etc. You can see in other pics my nose is quite normal.
@Chameleon: I was bending down to pick up the roll of toilet paper I dropped, spun around quickly, and slammed right into that metal thing on the door frame where the little thing sticking out of the door goes inside the door frame. Apparently it’s called a strikeplate?
When I was 2 1/2, I was playing basketball inside on one of those Fisher Price goals with my older brother (who was 9 1/2 >_<), fell, and landed on a paint can. My ear made contact, and the thing made a humongous cut clean through the ear lobe (didn't cut it completely off, thankfully). Nine stitches that time, and it's one of my earliest vivid memories.