Non-canon:
Suddenly, Pedobear appears! It sees a girl with a bow and arrows strapped to her back. Pedobear then asked the girl, “ASL?” The girl replied, “23, Female, here.” This was upsetting to Pedobear. However, he had just leveled to 9001 and learned a new technique. He flung his arm from one side to the other, and sand sprayed. However, they somehow slowed down and floated as they moved towards the girl. She didn’t move, as she wasn’t sure if she should be startled or curious. The sand eventually touched her; in a flash, her 23 year old matured body transformed into her 13 year old body. Those were the Sands of Time! “Oh no!” she cried, as all her clothes disappeared off too; the sands of time reverted her ten years, and her clothes were not even grown yet, as they were cotton, ten years prior.
Pedobear then proceeded to take out his disco stick and play with the girl. As a last resort though, the girl referred to a rumour she heard several years ago. By calling out a specific name, that person will come and kidnap you. His name was Candlejack. Of course though, she then said his name and then she disap