I AM DM!
Roll to select weapon.
/roll 9001 (+1337 for hacked 4side die [9001 on each side])
-Launch Fat Man and Little Boy towards Channon Estates (all britfagss are rich; likewise all amerifags are fatties, with the exception of me, of course)
Flip game coin to select success rate. Head = Pass, Tails = Fail
/flip coin – H + bonus 1000km radiation from epicenter due to hacked coin [double head coin]
WIN
/terminate game