Well first I would think I was in some kind of Silent Hill game.
Then proceed to cry like a bitch as the door opens and I get bumrushed by a bunch of scanity clad, nurse-like mutants.
Then I would come back to life and get revenge by bashing in their skulls with the broken pip valve and heal any injuries I have with the potato. Of course I would cook it first though. Then I would proceed to finish the rest of the game and get some horrifying ending in which I am brutally and violently killed.
The end.