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We just won the lottery and I now have $500,000.00 USD to spend. ._.I just scemmed all u pplz. lulululul
What should I spend it on?Okay, TROLL.
But srsly, I was going to do it, but against better judgment, decided not to.
Jon kinda shined a light on this whole issue – so I guess… it was kinda trollish.
sry, passing GO 9000 times only allocates you $1,800,000.
“I’m gonna have to arrest you on charges of counterfeiting.
You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you.”
-cuffs and shoves you into VuT Security car-“Unit 25 to dispatch, I’m 10-14. Do you copy?”
“10-4.”-drives off to station and parks in a kewl widdle spot-
“C’mon punk. Up and out.” Froggy grabs Zappy by the arm and pulls him out of the car.
They walk slowly up to the metal door leading into the station. Froggy flashes the reader with his ID and a buzzer sounds, opening the door.Stepping inside, Froggy leads Zappy to a door with metal bars on the outside. He unlocks the door, and pushes Zappy in. Facing Zappy, Froggy says, “GIT YER ARSE IN DERE!” and shoves him into a cell, causing Zappy to trip and fall on his FAT ASS! Froggy locks the door and leaves
-skips booking process and all that legal shat and fast forwards to trial date, October 18th, 2009-
-skips introductory court shat and fast forwards to defendant-
“Will the defendant please stand?”
-Zappy stands-
“You are charged with counterfeiting, do you plead guilty?” asks the judge.
“Not guilty, Your Honor,” replies Zappy.
“OBJECTION!!!!!!” screams Aggron.
“Denied,” answered the judge.
“…k,”
-skips to defense attorney-
“Is it true that your name is…Kyle?” asked the DA.
“Uhhh…yes.”
“AHAAAAA! I have no further questions, Your Honor.”
“Hmm…based on the evidence so far, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO FIFTY YEARS OF LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!”
“On what evidence!?” demanded Zappy.
“Because…YOU’RE A JEW!” -pulls off mask, revealing Eric Cartman. “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Court dismissed, where’s my donut, DAMNIT!”-end-
🙂
FunnyFroggy said: sry, passing GO 9000 times only allocates you $1,800,000.“I’m gonna have to arrest you on charges of counterfeiting.
You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you.”
-cuffs and shoves you into VuT Security car-“Unit 25 to dispatch, I’m 10-14. Do you copy?”
“10-4.”-drives off to station and parks in a kewl widdle spot-
“C’mon punk. Up and out.” Froggy grabs Zappy by the arm and pulls him out of the car.
They walk slowly up to the metal door leading into the station. Froggy flashes the reader with his ID and a buzzer sounds, opening the door.Stepping inside, Froggy leads Zappy to a door with metal bars on the outside. He unlocks the door, and pushes Zappy in. Facing Zappy, Froggy says, “GIT YER ARSE IN DERE!” and shoves him into a cell, causing Zappy to trip and fall on his FAT ASS! Froggy locks the door and leaves
-skips booking process and all that legal shat and fast forwards to trial date, October 18th, 2009-
-skips introductory court shat and fast forwards to defendant-
“Will the defendant please stand?”
-Zappy stands-
“You are charged with counterfeiting, do you plead guilty?” asks the judge.
“Not guilty, Your Honor,” replies Zappy.
“OBJECTION!!!!!!” screams Aggron.
“Denied,” answered the judge.
“…k,”
-skips to defense attorney-
“Is it true that your name is…Kyle?” asked the DA.
“Uhhh…yes.”
“AHAAAAA! I have no further questions, Your Honor.”
“Hmm…based on the evidence so far, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO FIFTY YEARS OF LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!”
“On what evidence!?” demanded Zappy.
“Because…YOU’RE A JEW!” -pulls off mask, revealing Eric Cartman. “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Court dismissed, where’s my donut, DAMNIT!”-end-
🙂
Wow. o_o
FunnyFroggy said: sry, passing GO 9000 times only allocates you $1,800,000.“I’m gonna have to arrest you on charges of counterfeiting.
You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you.”
-cuffs and shoves you into VuT Security car-“Unit 25 to dispatch, I’m 10-14. Do you copy?”
“10-4.”-drives off to station and parks in a kewl widdle spot-
“C’mon punk. Up and out.” Froggy grabs Zappy by the arm and pulls him out of the car.
They walk slowly up to the metal door leading into the station. Froggy flashes the reader with his ID and a buzzer sounds, opening the door.Stepping inside, Froggy leads Zappy to a door with metal bars on the outside. He unlocks the door, and pushes Zappy in. Facing Zappy, Froggy says, “GIT YER ARSE IN DERE!” and shoves him into a cell, causing Zappy to trip and fall on his FAT ASS! Froggy locks the door and leaves
-skips booking process and all that legal shat and fast forwards to trial date, October 18th, 2009-
-skips introductory court shat and fast forwards to defendant-
“Will the defendant please stand?”
-Zappy stands-
“You are charged with counterfeiting, do you plead guilty?” asks the judge.
“Not guilty, Your Honor,” replies Zappy.
“OBJECTION!!!!!!” screams Aggron.
“Denied,” answered the judge.
“…k,”
-skips to defense attorney-
“Is it true that your name is…Kyle?” asked the DA.
“Uhhh…yes.”
“AHAAAAA! I have no further questions, Your Honor.”
“Hmm…based on the evidence so far, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO FIFTY YEARS OF LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE!”
“On what evidence!?” demanded Zappy.
“Because…YOU’RE A JEW!” -pulls off mask, revealing Eric Cartman. “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Court dismissed, where’s my donut, DAMNIT!”-end-
🙂
You should have blogged this, I lol’d.
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