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  • 29 June 2009 at 02:25 #12783
    David
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    Vusys said: He promotes poor quality tat on TV? That’s all he does?

    He promoted so many that he’s become an icon of television marketing.

    29 June 2009 at 17:45 #12819
    Pirkid
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    irawk said: Billy Mays was epic!

    Watch this vid, it’s hilarious!

    Maybe they gave him a congestion heart attack. D:

    29 June 2009 at 18:47 #12824
    David
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    Pirkid said:

    irawk said: Billy Mays was epic!

    Watch this vid, it’s hilarious!

    Maybe they gave him a congestion heart attack. D:

    Haha, that was hilarious. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MCDONALDS. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES TO ORDER, AND WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR DRINK SIZE. CALL IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES, AND WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR FRIES. IT’S NOT GONNA GET BETTER THAN THIS. CALL NOW.

    30 June 2009 at 12:14 #12899
    Merovign
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    HAHA! What an exemplary salesman, such awsm sales-pitch yakking.

    30 June 2009 at 23:31 #12943
    David
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    Is Billy Mays the best pitchman ever? Or are there competitors? :O ie. That british dude.

    30 June 2009 at 23:38 #12945
    Pirkid
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    David said: Is Billy Mays the best pitchman ever? Or are there competitors? :O ie. That british dude.

    Vince Offer.

    But Vince’s reputation got cut when he Shampowed a hooker in the face.

    30 June 2009 at 23:45 #12946
    Arladerus
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    Vince Offer isn’t that British guy I think David is talking about.


    The first guy.

    1 July 2009 at 01:36 #12961
    David
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    Arladerus said: Vince Offer isn’t that British guy I think David is talking about.


    The first guy.

    Yeah, that’s the guy. What’s his bloody name?

    1 July 2009 at 20:41 #13019
    Vusys
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    http://files.getdropbox.com/u/62398/B/1237791406340.jpg

    1 July 2009 at 20:54 #13020
    MasterCheeze
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    Pirkid said: Vince Offer.

    But Vince’s reputation got cut when he Shampowed a hooker in the face.

    Vince: Hey, we can’t do this all day, folks. I made some linguini, we’re gonna wash it down with martinis, and you’re gonna take off your bikini. You’re gonna love my nuts.
    *hooker attacks with a SlapChap*
    Vince: Use the included Gratee. No extra shipping and handling.
    *hooker bites his tongue*
    Vince: SHAMPOW!

    That’s how it all went down.

    2 July 2009 at 00:16 #13037
    David
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    MasterCheeze said:

    Pirkid said: Vince Offer.

    But Vince’s reputation got cut when he Shampowed a hooker in the face.

    Vince: Hey, we can’t do this all day, folks. I made some linguini, we’re gonna wash it down with martinis, and you’re gonna take off your bikini. You’re gonna love my nuts.
    *hooker attacks with a SlapChap*
    Vince: Use the included Gratee. No extra shipping and handling.
    *hooker bites his tongue*
    Vince: SHAMPOW!

    That’s how it all went down.

    Rofl – Is Vince italian?

    2 July 2009 at 07:14 #13082
    EvilStranger
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    i think billy may’s death is more important than everyone else.

    2 July 2009 at 18:19 #13091
    MasterCheeze
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    I was more hurt by Bill’s death than MJ’s.

    2 July 2009 at 21:31 #13102
    guruji
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    They say celebrities die in threes, but you can always trust Billy Mays to throw in an extra for free

    🙁

    2 July 2009 at 22:04 #13103
    Pirkid
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    guruji said: They say celebrities die in threes, but you can always trust Billy Mays to throw in an extra for free

    🙁

    I laughed and got depressed as the same time at that.

    My mouth went into null

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