Corrupt A Wish

[David]

That didn’t make sense, but whatever.

Granted. Your love of your life is yourself, you get self affatuated, then kill yourself out of total devotion.

I wish for I had a pencil right now. 😐

[DarkDragoon]

It made perfect sense >l
Granted you get an unsharpened pencil but have no pencil sharpener

I wish for a new cell phone

[spygirl57]

Granted. But it breaks after having too much texts. 😀

I wish I was allowed to dye my hair for grade 8 grad. x]

[lahdeedah2]

Granted, but it eats at your brain, and then you die, eventually.

I wish for nothing.

[Pirkid]

Granted.
The world explodes.

I wish for a car.

[DarkDragoon]

Granted but it’s actually a car with wings!@!@!1
So you try it out and drown in the pacific where the shrimp eat out your eyeballs and brains.

I wish for some new manga to read

[Zhlink]

Granted.
These mangas, however, are 5 minutes rushed mangas. Have fun deciphering what all those squiggles mean.

I wish I had some cheese-pie!

[David]

Granted. The world explodes.

I wish the world exploded.

[DarkDragoon]

Granted but it was rebuilt in 5 seconds squandering the wish due to massive vorpal tunnels.

I wish I had a black hole generator…or one o dem atom smashers

[SilverFx]

You get both the black hole generator, and the atom smasher than smashes your black hole generator in less-than-atoms!

I wish for an apple. Again.

[David]

Granted. You got an apple, again, and again, and again, until you suffocate under the massive pile of apples… which happen to have flesh eating bacteria on them.

If as if that wasn’t bad enough, prophages in the bacteria just happened to carry the genetic code for a painful side-effect of bleeding from every single pore on your body.

You don’t suffocate to death, but the bacteria and the viruses kills you very slowly.

And you can’t get out, as more apples fall down on you. BUT THEN, A SHINING RAY BLASTS ALL THE APPLES AWAY.

You suddenly become healed, and an angel appears in front of you, and says:

[pickone]I have come to rescue you!,I am an angel sent from the heavens above![/pickone]

But then a giant tombstone falls out of the sky and smashes you both. A tiny sign appears to tell you that you have died and will be sent to the nearest town, all you have to do is press okay.

You do just that, but then the world explodes.

🙁

I wish I deleted MapleStory, and nothing else.

[spygirl57]

Granted. You just delete MapleStory and are then hated by all of your friends.
They come and bomb your house. :O (sorryy I couldnt think of anything >.<)

I wish Mabinogi was working!!

[DarkDragoon]

Granted.
But then in your joy you go on a mass rape/murder spree over 5 states!
Sadly the FBI tracks you down and gives you the death penalty with a taser…and a muffin

I wish I could tell my ex I still love her(serious lol, show me how bad it could turn out please)

[Zhlink]

Granted. You tell her that. She dumps you. Again.

You then fall into the stages of depression and thus go to suicide. So you fall off a 23 story building and land on the middle of a road.. However, you survived, but just barely. Just before you drag yourself away, peak hour arrives, and a stampede of vehicles mercilessly crush you.

I wish for a tangerine.

[DarkDragoon]

lol
Granted, it is a magical tangerine and gives you 3 more wishes!
But you did not read the fine print in the contract and your soul is eaten by the tangerine after the 3 wishes are up.

I wish for some new music

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