Corrupt A Wish

[darkness]

Granted.

But all you get is some &@(#$ blasphemy and when you put on your headphones to listen to it, your head melts.

I wish for more Grifball!

[David]

Instead of Grifball, the genie misinteprets the wish and wish that you were a Grifball.

hahaha.

[Zhlink]

David! Wish for something! Quick, before a time paradox occurs!

[Imppala]

Granted. David wishes for something. Unfortunately, he wishes for you to start out a normal healthy boy, and to end as a mangled corpse. I get to sort out the gory, messy and definitely bloody details in between, like how to tie your arms together in a reef knot.

I wish for a time paradox that did not involve any generation up to and including me dying.

[dee32693]

Granted. However, you all live long enough for the sun to grow big enough to envelope the earth and from the on you all continuously burn. Until, of course, the sun becomes a black hole; then you all get sucked in and have to experience the rest of the universe’s life being continually crushed into nothing as your wish tries to keep itself granted.

I wish that no one else would comment after me.

[Spade]

Granted. But God then realizes this must be a paradox and decides to erase you from the time line of humanity.

I wish nothing bad would happen to me.

[Dest1]

Not granted, you necroing pieces of crap.

[DarkDragoon]

Now Dest has to make a wish before the universe tears at its seems! OHNOES
I wish for a pony.

[dee32693]

Granted. But your pony takes a liking to Dest’s hair and elopes with him. How sad D:

I wish dire things would happen >D

[Spade]

Granted. Dire things happen but your heart becomes so pumped with adrenaline that it bursts from all the excitement, spewing blood all over the floor with a sickening splat.

I wish I could go pro status in video games easily.

[darkness]

Granted. You become some awesome gamer in *insert game here*, but you’ve become slothful and obese as you spend 18 hours of your life playing in $500 tournaments. You’re kicked out of your parent’s/roommate’s/person’s house, and now you live in the basement of Someone Else’s House.

I wish for this sites’ constituents to be more active.

[FunnyFroggy]

Granted. We will now egg your DECEITFUL house.

I wish Richard Chan, the lying non sequitur spewing deceiving sonuvabizatch, would change his name to “Dick”, because that’s what he is, figuratively, mentally, theoretically, and socially. Perhaps physically too.

[Spade]

Granted. He then proceeds to insert it inside of you.

I wish I was cool.

[Dest1]

Spade said: Granted. He then proceeds to insert it inside of you.

I wish I was cool.

Not granted, you necroing piece of crap.

[darkness]

Wish grant denial denied.

Spade: You are now cool. Enjoy being frozen in a block of blue ice.

Frog: baseless. Also tasteless choice of words. But glad to see you care, you non-sequitur spewing sonuvabizatch.

I wish that I could go to school.

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