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Granted.
But all you get is some &@(#$ blasphemy and when you put on your headphones to listen to it, your head melts.
I wish for more Grifball!
Granted. David wishes for something. Unfortunately, he wishes for you to start out a normal healthy boy, and to end as a mangled corpse. I get to sort out the gory, messy and definitely bloody details in between, like how to tie your arms together in a reef knot.
I wish for a time paradox that did not involve any generation up to and including me dying.
Granted. However, you all live long enough for the sun to grow big enough to envelope the earth and from the on you all continuously burn. Until, of course, the sun becomes a black hole; then you all get sucked in and have to experience the rest of the universe’s life being continually crushed into nothing as your wish tries to keep itself granted.
I wish that no one else would comment after me.
Granted. But God then realizes this must be a paradox and decides to erase you from the time line of humanity.
I wish nothing bad would happen to me.
Granted. But your pony takes a liking to Dest’s hair and elopes with him. How sad D:
I wish dire things would happen >D
Granted. Dire things happen but your heart becomes so pumped with adrenaline that it bursts from all the excitement, spewing blood all over the floor with a sickening splat.
I wish I could go pro status in video games easily.
Granted. You become some awesome gamer in *insert game here*, but you’ve become slothful and obese as you spend 18 hours of your life playing in $500 tournaments. You’re kicked out of your parent’s/roommate’s/person’s house, and now you live in the basement of Someone Else’s House.
I wish for this sites’ constituents to be more active.
Granted. We will now egg your DECEITFUL house.
I wish Richard Chan, the lying non sequitur spewing deceiving sonuvabizatch, would change his name to “Dick”, because that’s what he is, figuratively, mentally, theoretically, and socially. Perhaps physically too.
Spade said: Granted. He then proceeds to insert it inside of you.I wish I was cool.
Not granted, you necroing piece of crap.
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