Corrupt A Wish

[FunnyFroggy]

Granted, you now attain two As. A male and a female.

I wish captain wasn’t so gey.

[SirPainsalot]

Granted, but then he becomes bi instead and raeps everyone with his horrible music.

I wish for the Sun to say hi to the Earth. 😀

[FunnyFroggy]

Granted, but the Earth is old and can’t hear very well, so the sun moves closer, incinerating Earth.

I wish the moon was two spheres merged halfway together…. :3

[Zhlink]

Granted. So now whe…
Omigosh! A crazy mask dude’s making the moon fall into the earth in 3 days!
Omigosh! The moon split into two! We’re all gonna die! TWICE!
D :

I wish I could spot my mistakes faster.

[FunnyFroggy]

Granted, you found a mistake in your writing, and fortunately, you corrected it. However, you were drunk, and you corrected what you THOUGHT was a mistake, but in actuality, was correct. Therefore you created a mistake and now this is confuzzling. lul

I wish I wasn’t so confuzzling.

[Grimno]

Granted, your mind opens up and you become a simple man. A very boring… unimportant… lonely… lonely… lonely… simp *punches Froggy* RAWR!

I wish that I didn’t have the need to keep hitting Froggy…

[Pirkid]

Granted.
Cap’t is now less gey. He is, however, more g@y.

I wish for her to realize that she’s a twisted, lying bitch.

[FunnyFroggy]

lol pirki fail. There’s two pages buddeh.

[Zhlink]

Omigosh, Pirkid broke teh chain!
No wai! That’s Impossible!

Granted: She knows that and tiwsts herself around you, suffocating you.

I wish for a can of mountain dew.

[FunnyFroggy]

Granted, a can of dew collected from the mountains appears in front of you.

I wish I won the Blizzard writing contest. ( I WANT THAT SWORRRRD! >O)

[Zhlink]

Granted. You won the contest! Yayzorz!
But there was no more metal left, so they sent you a cardboard cutout of frostmourne.

I wish for a new stack of paper.

[Pirkid]

I always do that. ><

Granted. A gust of wind comes along and blows the paper everywhere, thus creating a new virus spread by massive paper cuts.

I wish I could stop failing.

[Lithium]

You stop failing, but as your last fail, you fell off a cliff.

I wish my parents weren’t so Asian.

[Grimno]

Granted… they become mexicans… and they have to sale you away to slave labor to get the drug lords off their ba OH YES I JUST WENT THERE.

I wish I hadn’t gone there…

[SirPainsalot]

Granted, but a meteorite hits over here and over there is completely safe. 😀

I wish that the moon was cheeze cheese

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