Corrupt A Wish

[SilverFx]

Granted. You get a good lecture on the Cold War, with a decent teacher that can truly explain it, and that will last exactly 2 hours, with no assassins or other harm that could come to you in any way, and the result will be where you can learn a bit on European History, as well as allowing you to leave the building where the lecture is taking place freely, and you shall bringyour lunchbox that has food and water to last the time, although that is not part of the wish.

But you’ll live a boring, boring life thereafter.

I wish for a bahsheep cushion. ^_^

[Imppala]

Granted, but he refuses to bah when hugged, wears a porcupine suit with spines taken from puffer fishes and refuses to have anything to do with you.

I wish for a zombie cleric mehsheep evolved from a snail who’s secretly a muffin queen.

[SilverFx]

Granted. Here I am. And now I’ll turn you into a comfortably-huggable, fully bah-capable bahsheep cushion that belongs to me~ ^_^

I wish for incorruptible fruits.

[Imppala]

Granted, so we move on to vegetables. Especially the vegetables you like. Soon enough, we’ll move on to other types of foods (STARTING WITH MUFFINS), and ultimately drinks. YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT ANYTHING EDIBLE WITHOUT CRINGING AGAIN.

I wish for… someone to get fantastic exam grades so she can enjoy herself afterwards without much guilt.

[SilverFx]

Granted. That person definitely isn’t me, therefore I am free to corrupt it any old how and kill that person off in a dire accident soon after she steps out of the exam hall after her last paper.

I wish for Indescane to know Imppala’s other favourite fruit so that it can be corrupted.

[Imppala]

Granted, but since I lied about it (did I? didn’t I?), I can still eat my OTHER other favourite fruit with much glee and comfort.

I wish for Silver to eat a pineapple while I remind her of the extra connotations we slapped onto it.

[SilverFx]

Granted, but I do so in front of Indescane and accidentally let slip of your OTHER other favourite fruit.

I wish for two French hens.

[Imppala]

Granted, but since Christmas is only one day here, I only give you a partridge in a pear tree. A rotten partridge in a burning pear tree. In your house 😀

I wish for 24 April to come really, really soon.

[SilverFx]

Granted. It will come really soon relative to the speed of continental drift.

I wish for brains.

[Imppala]

Granted. You have brains. Leaking out your ears. Dribbling onto the floor. Evaporating away, never to be seen again~~

I wish for Sentosa’s cable car prices TO BE LOWERED, INSTEAD OF RAISED ANOTHER BLEEDING SIX DOLLARS.

[SilverFx]

Granted, and the prices are lowered after you’ve paid for your tickets.

I wish for Sentosa’s cable cars to be lowered.

[Imppala]

Granted, they’re lowered into the sea. With you on it. Oops, we forgot to upgrade that car to be amphibious. So sorry.

I wish for a hug.

[SilverFx]

Granted, and a huge hulking bear in a pink tutu a la Cyborg in the animated Teen Titans delivers it to you in a bone-crushing manner. You may need the video below:

I wish for a non-harmfu, non-fatall or not- life-threatening hug.

[Imppala]

Granted. As you open your mouth to say meh, I stuff a bomb inside.

I wish for a Raven plushie.

[SilverFx]

Granted. It’s mine. 😀

I wish for a dentist that is a duck 😀

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