Corrupt A Wish

[Imppala]

Granted. I’m in a duck costume. This is gonna be fun, heh.

I ran out of Novocaine ten years ago, and I steadfastly believe in doing wisdom tooth operations while being drunk.

I wish to know how Joker got those scars.

[SilverFx]

Granted. You had to pay a million bucks to know, with which I will immediately abscond with upon receipt. 😀

I wish I have a million genuine and legitimate Singapore dollars.

[Imppala]

Granted, but Singapore’s economy collapses and your dollars are worth… well next to nothing. You could burn them, I suppose.

I wish for To Aru Majutsu no Index season 2 to be out soon.

[SilverFx]

Granted. They make a grand announcement for it. It turns out to be a belated April Fools’ joke.

I wish to have Imppala’ inspiration for breakfast.

[Imppala]

Granted, but it has you for lunch, dinner AND breakfast over the next few decades, slowly eating you from the outside.

I wish for more inspiration

[SilverFx]

Granted. They’re for me too. 😀

I wish for a poofy white-headed doll. *stares at Imppy’s avatar*

[Imppala]

Granted, only he kills you while you’re hugging him at night.

I wish for a unicorn.

[SilverFx]

Granted, only it kills you outright. It won’t even wait until you’re hugging it at night. It’s that badass.

I wish for sleep.

[Imppala]

Why would I hug a unicorn? I’d have it killed and served for dinner. Bet there’d be enough left over for supper….

Granted! You sleep. Then you dream of Ez, fruits, yourself and pure, innocent children. Your choice whether you want to wake up, or continue dreaming.

I wish for some fruits.

[SilverFx]

Granted. You get them when you appeared in that same dream as someone disguising himself as one of the pure, innocent children you’ve described in the post above. ^___________^

I wish for a blue pill.

[Imppala]

Granted. Only now it was disguised as the red pill, so you become the Chosen One and die (?) fabulously.

I wish for a red pill.

[Arladerus]

Granted, but it ends up trapping you in the Matrix and wiping your memory. Morpheus is a fag and anal rapes you.

I wish I were big. (Movie reference)

[David]

? You explode.

I wish for a cup of tea that isn’t poisoned and that won’t kill me via burning or any other method that’s unpleasant.

[SirPainsalot]

Wish granted, except it tastes so bad, that you threw up on a cop and yeah…
I wish for me to go to the Moon. 😀

[Aaron]

But then the aliens tbagged you, tortured you then cut off your penis before killing you.

I wish my life wasn’t so bad.

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