Corrupt A Wish

[MasterCheeze]

Granted. Your life became so good that everyone impersonated you in hopes of getting a life as enjoyable as you. Then you got accused of multiple crimes since everyone who looked like you went off and did shit.

I wish I will get a perfect score on my ACT tomorrow!

[darkness]

Granted.

You get a perfect score on your ACT. By cheating. So now the cops catch you and you land in 15 years in jail.

Wish for a spartan laser.

[DarkDragoon]

Granted.
But some noob in a banshee comes by and splatters you, but it doesn’t kill you so he jacks your lazer and GOES SHOOP DA WHOOP all over your torso leaving you painfully alive. :3

I wish for a bubble shield

[Zhlink]

Granted. It pops. No wait, scratch that. It implodes. With you inside.

I wish for moar time!

[SilverFx]

Granted. You have just won a year’s subscription of the Time magazine!

I wish for another non-lethal apple.

[Imppala]

Granted. I remind you of the *implications* of apples.

I wish for the day to be less hot.

[SilverFx]

Granted. *drops an iceberg on you*

I wish for my marketing report to be magically completed professionally to be A-grade-worthy right this instant. *lazy*

[Imppala]

Granted. However, you get expelled for plagiarising MY report.

I wish for a drink that would NOT harm me or be in anyway disadvantageous to me.

[SilverFx]

Granted. You just die from natural causes straight after drinking it. Arsenic was applied to the lip of the glass the drink was in. Arsenic is natural. 😀

I wish to be at Starbucks with a nice cushy seat and a grande Chocolate Cream Chip Frappacino. >/

[Ezyan]

Granted. However, the frappucino was produced during a sthunderstorm using the power of gods from the Dungeon Dimensions. It possesses your body, and you are now a helpless slave to its writhing, inhuman/e mind.

I wish there was a pedodurian award for me.

[Zhlink]

Granted.
You do get a PedoDurian award!Soon, you’re hunted down everywhere. Because every fangirl (and boy) wants you to touch their babies.
All 19473869503294 fangirls. (and fanboys)
(Was it cause I drew your hair all spiky and stuff? Sorry.)

I wish I had. Erm. A new pencil. And eraser.

[SilverFx]

((No, it wasn’t cause of your art, Zhlink. 😛 Long story behind that, actually.))

[darkness]

Granted.

You get a new pencil (with eraser), but there’s no graphite in it, and the eraser’s one of those kinds that for some odd reason suck at erasing. And it’s been vigorously chewed on.

I wish for a BANhammer.

[dee32693]

Granted.

Unfortunately it has run out of BAN-time and all you can do is hit wild Goombas with it. And they don’t even squish under it =(

I wish that peter griffin and family were real.

[darkness]

Granted.

Now your life is plagued by destruction as Peter fights with the Chicken and Stewie obliterates everything with his arsenal of weapons of mini destruction.

I wish for an Elephant (the vehicle).

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