Corrupt A Wish

[Imppala]

Granted, i stuff a muffn with arsenic for yuo to eat it. You won’t have a headache anymore.

I wish for good stuff.

[Chameleon]

That’s kind of really vague.

Granted, but it’s somebody else’s “good stuff” and they take it back. You get busted for stealing.

I wish to pass my AP entry exams?

[Jil]

Granted, but you end up failing the course(s).

I wish for an unbreakable wall of glass.

[Ganzicus]

Granted. However, the wall is still susceptible to heat, and so I use my flamer unit to reduce it to a puddle of molten glass.

I wish I could transfer words from my thoughts to paper so I wouldn’t have to write manually and irritate my right middle finger’s top knuckle.

[Aaron]

Granted. However, your body becomes paralyzed from the neck down and you gradually become a vegetable in the years to come.

I wish to just end it all.

[Chameleon]

Granted. However, your conceptualization of time is extended, making it seem that one second lasts for a millenium. And your end is very painful.

(if anybody knows what I’m referencing, a cookie for you :D)

I wish for, uh, an RP on VuTales?

[Jil]

(Darths and Droids, like you’ve been doing all day?)

Granted, but it derails into a flame war like the one on Proboards ._. (much as I hate to corrupt it this way…)

I wish for motivation.

[SilverFx]

(There was an RP that derailed in a flame war? *glad I wasn’t there*)

Granted. It comes in the form of 300-pound strongmen bench-pressing you.

I wish for the damn administrative assistant to come back quickly from her extended lunch break and get me my invoices so that I can stop camping in this place that isn’t my school and get my report printed.

[Lithium]

Granted, she comes back but botches your report and sends it to the recycle bin of Hell.
…
Then permanently deletes it.

I wish for raining cows.

[Chameleon]

(Surprisingly, no. Not D&D)

Granted, but your house gets flattened. And ergo, so do you and your family.

I wish for a pet cat?

[DarkDragoon]

Granted but then it has it’s babies all over you who then crawl through your mouth and eat their way out of you.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to wish for

[Chameleon]

Granted, but you wish for something utterly pointless that somebody else corrupts in a highly painful way.

I wish for my hiccups to go away and never come back.

[Aaron]

Granted. You get cancer two days later.

I wish for Captain to rot in Hell.

[Chameleon]

Granted, but before he goes, he takes you with him.

I wish for my DSTT card to work.

[MasterCheeze]

Granted, your card becomes validated and you become a member of the “Deduct Savory Taste Tests” committee and get to work; however, you choke on an octopus leg on the first day of the job and die.

I wish there was a Sonic’s in my town.

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