Cramps and my period.

[Nass]

SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

🙁

ITT: Feelings/pain you experience during your period.

[Gujju]

I swear guys might as well get periods. They spazz every month as much as we do.

[Lithium]

Some of us aren’t just spazzing.
Some of us… just want attention and love.

[Nass]

but srsly.

Man I got madd cramps right now.

It’s feels like I just went to the bathroom for a REAL LONG TIME.

And I just came out, and my stomach is all empty.

Then I got punched in it.

Then I did 100 sit-ups and ran 4000km

Then tried to use the bathroom again

THAT’S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

[Pirkid]

Amy punched me in the nuts today for stealing her bag.
Fuck I may as well have shot a baby through my penis for how much that hurt.

[Nass]

I can’t even eat man.
It hurts to swallow (that’s wat she sed)

[tarheel91]

Gujju said: I swear guys might as well get periods. They spazz every month as much as we do.

Our “periods” actually following a few days after yours. They start when we get our nether regions absolutely pulverized by some PMSing girl. I hope that explains the similar frequency.

[Gujju]

ahah that might be true but i was being serious. Guys have these hormonal things that fluctuate every month just like girls do. If it was on Big Bang Theory, it must be true.

[Lithium]

Yeah, I mean everything on TV must be true eh?

[Nass]

Yes man.

k National Geographic’s show on how the world might end (it’s was like a top 10 list) was 100 percent truth.
Man they had all these cool graphics and everything.

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