Flowless Friends

[Nass]

k I tried everything now.

So there’s this dude, he’s an okay guy..when we’re not around girls. As soon as a female comes into the picture he just fucks up.
Not like tongue tied mess up, but he says the most stupid things known to man.

And I need a wingman for a party I’m going to. And sadly…he said he’s got me.
But I dunno…

I don’t wanna go and make a fool of myself at the party. Cuz I mean, I spent money to get in (planning on bribing the doorman so we don’t gotta wait in line) but I really don’t trust him.

I tried telling him that I don’t think he’ll cover for me well (as nice as I can) but he just keeps saying “Don’t worry, I got this.”

I tried saying I’m not going, so he won’t show up, then I’ll get someone else to get me. But then he says “Aight, then I’ll go alone.”

-_- I’m running outta ways to do this.

[tarheel91]

Since when do you NEED a wingman?

[Nass]

Because if I don’t have one, Imma get bombed by a grenade.

[Dustin]

Write him a script.

[FunnyFroggy]

Wingmen aren’t a necessity. They’re tools for success. Obviously, having a wingman is better than not having one, but it’s doable without one.
I should know, I do it all the time. :3

Technically, not really, but that’s beside the point…

[Nass]

Yeah I know I don’t HAVE to have one.

But I WANT one for security measures.

What if I start getting shot down? Or run into a grenade? Then I’m fucked.

[FunnyFroggy]

Move on then. If she doesn’t want you, you don’t need her. Get over it and move on.
Wingmen are supposed to distract obstacles (friends) so you can go in for the kill on your target.

If you’re alone and you’re approaching a 2 set, you’ll have to keep both of them interested, but pay more attention to the obstacle than your target, so then later on you can say “Oh, I haven’t really been paying attention to your friend, so I’m gonna borrow her for a few minutes, okay?”

Now you got your 1 on 1, play your cards right, blahblahblah, BAM! bed.

yap.

[Nass]

Argh k no you’re not getting me.

Okay let’s say there’s 2 girls. They friends. One of them has a banging body (the flower) and the other well…not so much (the grenade)
The only reason why the grenade is there is because of her friend pressuring her. And the flower will not let me get close without her friend, the grenade, being happy (AKA her getting a man too).

I can’t single singlehandedly jump on the grenade. And if I try macking the grenade, then the flower is gonna get all happy and find another guy.
That’s why I have to be the Pointman, I gotta be the one with the flower, so I can take her back to base, while my wingman deals with the grenade.

Edit: Trust me, all the grenades around here all the clingy bitchy whiny ass type.

[Dustin]

Grenades are tigers in bed.

[Nass]

threw up in my mouth on that one.
Maybe it’s because I was burping too

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