I have a confession to make.

[SirPainsalot]

Nice jo-…
..
I just had an idea for an April Fool’s.
Make a blog stating no more procrastination in the title.
Nothing in it…
…
*stabs self*

[Lithium]

tarheel91 said:

MasterCheeze said: I knew you’d never actually marry a girl.

But how else will I be able to have adorable babies without paying child support?

Ever heard of in vitro or adoption?

[DarkDragoon]

Yo I was across the International date line when you posted that blog so no go sir.
And also I speak for all of the other fools living across it >l
Good show btw

[tarheel91]

Lithium said:

tarheel91 said:

MasterCheeze said: I knew you’d never actually marry a girl.

But how else will I be able to have adorable babies without paying child support?

Ever heard of in vitro or adoption?

By have I meant “have children” like get a girl prego and she spits out babies and they’re half me. That is one of my definite life goals.

[FunnyFroggy]

I did not know women could spit out babies. They must be able to unhinge their jaw or something. Fucking snakes…

[Arladerus]

WHAT? I always thought babies come out from the pooper

[tarheel91]

FunnyFroggy said: I did not know women could spit out babies. They must be able to unhinge their jaw or something. Fucking snakes…

You think the whole Eve being tricked by a serpent thing was coincidence? Not at all.

[Nass]

I just imagined a women spitting out a baby.

Threw up a little bit.

Connie, when we have kids, dun do dat k?

[Pirkid]

Arnold Schwarzenegger preggos.

That’s right.

[Dustin]

Pirkid said: Arnold Schwarzenegger preggos.

That’s right.

[David]

I have another confession to make,
I’m a fool,
Everyone has their chance to break,
If only you…

You couldn’t resist… to be a pool.. stick

O_O

[dee32693]

-does Communist Roll’d pont and laugh-

[Dest1]

Oh, I don’t know why, but I had dreamed last night that your “Marriage Get!” blog had only 3 likes instead of 20.

[tarheel91]

dee32693 said: -does Communist Roll’d pont and laugh-

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