If you’re bored and need a time waster.

[SirPainsalot]

This is awesome man.
You can ask me, Froggy, and Quang. 🙂
If you want to, post your convo’s here.

[SirPainsalot]

convo said: Stranger: sup
You: hay
Stranger: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Stranger: POKEMON
You: HELLZ YEAH
Stranger: lol
You: lolz
Stranger: lagh out laugh ZEBRAS
You: inorite
Stranger: how old r u
You: i lost count
Stranger: in ur 70s?
You: lmao no in my 100s
Stranger: ooh i cc
Stranger: i choose u pikachu
You: i choose u raichu
Stranger: dang
You: use thunder
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: are u a girl of boy
Stranger: or
You: don’t finish that sentence lol
You: boy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old
You: 109
Stranger: thats is freaking old dude
Stranger: how did u do it
You: you have to eat healthy
Stranger: did u have a magic potion
You: yes i got it from the fountain of youth
You: don’t tell anyone
Stranger: your secret is safe with me
Stranger: :X
You: thanks
Stranger: np
Stranger: k
You: k
Stranger: bye i guess?
You: okay
You: 🙁
You: bye
Stranger: lol sorry
Stranger: dont be sad
You: k see ya

[Quang]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: a fish!
You: asl pls
You: I want to know where you live
You: So I can find you
You: I like small children
You: >:D
Stranger: 5 days female the pond
Stranger: ok thats nice
Stranger: i also liike small kids
You: I like fetuses too 😉
Stranger: they are.. ok
You: Uh ok enough with the disgusting talk
You: Now let’s get with the REAL business
Stranger: processing cute rabbit for energy?
You: No. Using rabbits to breed a new form of animals
You: Rabbit+pidgeon
Stranger: hmm im intrigued.. go on
You: Hence my evil army of wabbits will RULE THE WORLD
You: Ah god I need a girlfriend..
Stranger: lol true story
Stranger: working on anyone atm?
You: Uh yes
You: 1 client
Stranger: uhh..
Stranger: i meant with the girlfriend thing 🙂
You: Oh yes
You: When I meant I needed a girlfriend.. I meant my previous ones were all my experiments 😉
Stranger: riteeeee
Stranger: how did that go
You: They all failed 🙁
You: I tried to breed a new form of furries
Stranger: ah bl there
You: bl?
Stranger: bad luck
You: Ah
You: Well you must understand that I’m really bored
You: with normal women
Stranger: i seeeeeee
Stranger: are the new ones fun?
You: No as I told you, the none of the experiments succeed
You: So they all died
Stranger: aww
Stranger: were they hot though?
You: Oh yes ofcourse.
You: I gave the corpses to this necrophilia fanclub
Stranger: ah good thinking
You: Anyways tell more about yourself
You: I understand your interest in me, now tell me about yourself
Stranger: ah i am like a shadow
You: I sense that you’re male
Stranger: ur senses are good
Stranger: are u spiderman
Stranger: ?
You: That was kind of a bad pun o_o
Stranger: theres no such thing as a bad pun
Stranger: they are all equally useless
You: Nope don’t say this as an excuse for your blunder xD
You: Puns are useful as they are
Stranger: wait.. i didnt even say a pun?
You: Yes
You: You did.
Stranger: point to it
You: That your pun is bad?
Stranger: where it is..
You: Don’t make me waste my time explaining
Stranger: i think u realised..
Stranger: i didnt make a pun..
Stranger: now it is ur blunder xD
You: What if you didn’t realise it yourself? 😛
You: Wouldn’t that be your mistake?
Stranger: yes it would
Stranger: u have a chance to make me look stupid..
Stranger: i suggest u take every opportunity friend 🙂
You: I don’t want to as I love you 🙂
Stranger: u are a strange one
You: Why thank you
Stranger: i gtg get ready
Stranger: wahts ya name friend
You: Jack
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will think of the name jack
Stranger: when i miss an opportunity 🙂
You: 😀
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nass]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey)
You: Hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: I’m fine you?
Stranger: I m fine too))
You: Cool
Stranger: Where you from?
You: Canada you?
Stranger: cool))
Stranger: I m from Moscow) i was in Canada
Stranger: cool country)
You: Yeah you too.
You: What’s it like over there?
You: Like the weather and stuff
Stranger: hehehe Toronto beautifull citi)
You: Yeah
You: It’s really nice
Stranger: in Russia bad weather and cold winter)
Stranger: too
Stranger: )
You: Canada has some nasty winters too
Stranger: and very very vodka))
You: lol
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: I dont drink) you?)
You: nah, I don’t like that stuff
Stranger: heh)
Stranger: You boy or girl?)
You: Guy
Stranger: i m boy too))
Stranger: you have hobby?)
You: Video Games
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i like plaing too)
You: Yeah it’s fun
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: and i m plaing in bascetball team in University) you study?
You: Yeah, I’m in High School
Stranger: cool) school in Canada mey be interesting?
Stranger: in russian school very bad and not interesting)
You: Haha, yeah school is boring at times
Stranger: haha)
Stranger: Our school very old and very stupid)
Stranger: sorry my mistakes in words))
You: It’s cool. I get what you mean.
You: My school is pretty run-down
Stranger: What s you plaing in games?) fine) russian education very bad) in USSR was good but now bad))
You: I play shooters and stuff
You: Like Halo 3
Stranger: and becouse i m going to study in Canada or England other year)
Stranger: cool, i love shooters but i dont Halo 3) mey be our its game name other)
Stranger: Where are you live in Canada?)
You: Yeah
You: In Canada
Stranger: sorry) im ask you town))
You: I live in Thunder Bay Ontario
Stranger: cool) i m hear abaot this place)
Stranger: about)
Stranger: ))
You: 🙂
You: It’s a real nice place

[Quang]

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[Nass]

You: HEYYYYY
Stranger: hi
You: What’s upp?
Stranger: nothing
You: Cool 😀
Stranger: :目
Stranger: that’s cute
You: 🙂
You: How are youu?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: where you from?
You: Little girl in a big city: NYC!
You: =D
You: How about you?
Stranger: a bad girl in a small country TAIWAN
You: Wow, all the way on the other side
You: of the world :O
Stranger: HA~
Stranger: that’s true
You: What’s it like in Taiwan?
Stranger: it’s like…
Stranger: many many
Stranger: i don’t know how to say!
You: haha, yeah I know what you mean
You: Are you in High School?
Stranger: no
Stranger: we have to pass a big test
Stranger: but i don’t know i pass it or not
You: Oh
You: So in what Junior High?
Stranger: junior
Stranger: if i pass the test,i’m a high school student!
You: 😀
Stranger: and you?
You: Junior high too
You: I just finished
You: next year I’m going to high school
You: =D
Stranger: oh! you dont need the test?
You: Nope
Stranger: congratulations1
You: Thanks =D
You: Good luck on your test too
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: good luck to your life in high school
You: Thanks you too
Stranger: 🙂
You: =D

[FunnyFroggy]

Stranger: Hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are you person?
You: My person is well.
Stranger: That is splendid news.
You: Indeed it is.
Stranger: What are you today?
You: Today, I am a human.
Stranger: Ah, that seems a bit boring.
Stranger: But I like humans. ^__^
You: Humans are rather nice.
Stranger: Really? I wouldn’t say nice. I’d say they are very survival oriented. Only deemed nice to provide further advantages to their life and thus provide safety which is necesary for their survival.
You: That is true. They are very vicious…
Stranger: Are you vicious?
You: Only if you want me to be.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: You seem to be a conformist.
Stranger: You like being ordered around?
You: Actually, I don’t.
You: I prefer to order others.
You: By saying ‘only if you want me to be’, I meant, if your actiosn force me to becoem vicious.
Stranger: Ah, I see now.
You: Yes, you do.
Stranger: Mmmm. So, what do you do when you don’t act vicious?
You: I act unvicious.
Stranger: Oh…
Stranger: Sounds boring.
You: But you don’t know how unboring being unvicious is.
Stranger: Please inform me of how unboring it can be.
You: Well, on a typical unvicious and unboring day, I would go skydiving while playing ping pong with my bros all while singing a happy song.
Stranger: Oh wow. ^_____________________________^
Stranger: How nice.
You: Indeed.
You: So you see, being unvicious is unboring.
Stranger: *hiccups*
Stranger: Well, I always knew that.
Stranger: I just wanted you to realize it.
Stranger: One day you will thank me.
You: I will?
Stranger: Oh yes.
Stranger: Of course.
You: Well in order to do that, I’ll need some way of contacting you. Perhaps by email?
Stranger: Ah. Sounds like a good idea.
Stranger: Allright, here it is. *********@hotmail.com.
You: Okay. Am I right to assume your name is Nicky?
Stranger: No, my name is Nicole.
Stranger: Never assume.
Stranger: It gets people in trouble.
You: So..if I assume I’m in trouble, does this mean I’m in trouble?
Stranger: Yes, but not for the reasons you initially thought.
Stranger: When you assume things become so warped that you do not know the quantity of trouble you may be encountering.
You: Well, I’ll be sure to never assume again.
Stranger: ^___________________^ Hurray.
Stranger: Hrrm. I am getting hungry.
You: Better go get something to eat then.
Stranger: *sighs* So be it.
Stranger: I will be back I guess.
You: Unfortunately, I must go now. My bed is calling me. Farewell. For now.
Stranger: Farewell.

[Nass]

I stole from the master Froggy on this one, but hey! It works.

Stranger: hey
You: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: no u asl
Stranger: lady first
You: Good trick
You: Sorry
Stranger: aha
You: I got a sasuge
You: I’m a guy in other words
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then …
Stranger: 19/f china
You: Cool
Stranger: :p
Stranger: now u
You: 18/m Canada
You: Happy XD
Stranger: cooler 😀
Stranger: you speak french daily?
You: Yeah
You: hard language
Stranger: i wanna learn it this summer
Stranger: it’s popular
Stranger: do u think it’s possible for me to teach chinese in canada to make a living?
You: Probably
You: Some of my friends go to Chinese school
Stranger: chinese school?? i don believe it~ are there many?
You: Maybe like 2-3 in my area
Stranger: senior school?
You: Not sure I’ve never been to any
You: From what I know, it’s just like a small class
Stranger: i wanna travel around and teach chinese to pay my bill
Stranger: u go to college?
You: Nah
You: High School
Stranger: it’s the last year? do u have many homework?
You: Yeah
You: Tons
Stranger: :D, prepare to take the final exam?
You: Yup
Stranger: u gonna go 2 college, do u?
Stranger: any plan for ur major?
You: Not yet
You: You?
Stranger: freshman now~ in physics
Stranger: it’s 5:20?
Stranger: ur online for a whole night?
You: A bit yeah
You: If you want we can talk more in some other way
You: Like by e-mail perhaps?
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: happy talking to u, but u need some sleep
Stranger: [email protected] is my e-mail
You: Okay
You: I’ll talk to you soon 😀
Stranger: waiting~cya

[Nass]

This girl I ended up dding on Facebook. She’s real nice.

Stranger: Hellooooo.
You: heyyy
Stranger: How you doing?
You: Good you?
Stranger: Cold.
Stranger: But generally good.
You: If it cold outside? Or is it just the room?
Stranger: The room.
You: *Is it
Stranger: I’m living in a dorm, which makes controlling the temperature a weeeeee bit difficult.
You: lol
You: My mom hates it when I turn on the heat
Stranger: My mom hates the exact opposite.
Stranger: That’s one of the reasons that I’m glad to be here.
You: lol
You: How many years you’ve been there?
Stranger: College?
Stranger: Little over one.
You: Cool, I’m only going on my 1st year of High School.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: I hated freshman year.
Stranger: XP
Stranger: Four years from now, you’ll look back and think, “Man, I hated Freshman year . . . “
You: Lol
You: Hopefully there will be some positve things to look back on though
Stranger: Don’t count on it.
Stranger: But good luck.
Stranger: Don’t worry, though.
Stranger: Life will get awesome the longer you go on living it.
You: Cool
You: Thanks for the advice
You: ;D
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: Montreal, Canada
You: And yourself?
Stranger: Tennessee.
Stranger: Down in that big place south of you.
Stranger: You know, the . . .
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: The shithole.
Stranger: Xp
You: rofl
Stranger: Haet this plae . . .
Stranger: *place.
Stranger: Fingers moving to fast to keep up with my brain.
Stranger: Haet was deliberate.
You: I see, what’s so bad about it?
Stranger: No jobs, no money, nothing interesting to do unless you’re into alcohol and drugs.
You: Ouch
Stranger: Ummmm . . . Other stuff, too.
Stranger: I’m in this little suburb of a town 45 minutes out of the state capital.
You: Well, what are you aiming to be once you’re free of school?
You: Or at least your dream job
Stranger: Heh.
Stranger: Two totally different things, my dear.
Stranger: Dream job would be a singer on Brodway.
Stranger: Or a famous artist of some sort.
Stranger: Drawing, painting, singing, performing . . . Anything.
Stranger: Would be really fun.
Stranger: What I’m aiming for after school would probably be a councilor.
Stranger: Therapist of some kind, you know?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I’d love to be paid to express myself, though.
You: What’s your favorite play?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: That’s really hard.
Stranger: A favorite play would probably be something by Shakespeare.
Stranger: Romeo and Juliet has some really nice dialogue.
Stranger: And I’m such a romantic these days.
Stranger: ^-^
Stranger: A favorite musical . . . I haven’t actually seen too many live.
Stranger: Just Little Shop of Horrors and RENT . . . And Guys and Dolls.
Stranger: Oh, and Seussical.
Stranger: Of those, Guys and Dolls probably takes it.
You: Yeah, my school did Guys and Dolls as the school play
Stranger: RENT has wonderful music, but it’s too popular to really enjoy anymore.
Stranger: Yeah, I saw it at a high school.
You: I wanna see it on Broadway one day
You: RENT was good too
Stranger: Broadway is just SO expensive, though.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
Stranger: I saw the other two off Broadway.
Stranger: IN Nashville.
Stranger: Have you seen/heard Wicked?
You: My Drama teacher babbles about it, I’ve never gotten the chance to see it
Stranger: Great music, but the story’s too watered down from the book.
Stranger: Music’s AWESOME>
Stranger: For Good especially.
Stranger: So what are you doing up?
You: Nothing really, I coudn’t really sleep tonight
You: Decided to maybe kill some time on the computer
Stranger: Why can’t you sleep, honey?
You: No idea, I just keep waking up a couple of mins later
Stranger: Shame.
Stranger: Is there something on your mind, perhaps?
You: Not anything that I’d think would bother me.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: Sleep
Stranger: Whoops.
Stranger: Sleep’s not too easy to come by for me, either.
Stranger: I can’t pass out until I’m really tired, so I keep myself up and active so that comes sooner.
Stranger: What do you do for fun, then?
You: Reading, playing video games mostly.
You: Both of which didn’t/aren’t working at the moment
Stranger: Tried writing?
Stranger: I fell asleep writing last night.
Stranger: On my notebook, no less.
Stranger: Care to take a guess at what I was writing about?
You: ummm
You: Your future?
Stranger: Sleeping.
Stranger: But sleeping with someone.
Stranger: It’s easier somehow.
Stranger: And the rest is better.
Stranger: He should have been with me last night, but he had to work.
Stranger: >.<
You: Ouch that sucks D=
You: So I guess maybe I should try writting about how I feel or something?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Honestly, for me, the whole act relaxes me.
Stranger: The thinking it makes me do, the movement of my hands, the sound . . . Everything.
Stranger: What do you think of the Ting TIngs?
You: I like “That’s not my Name”
Stranger: I’ve got “Shut up and Let Me Go” Stuck in my head.
Stranger: “Great DJ” is good, too.
Stranger: But you have to wonder how many times the woman can say, “The drums” in one song.
You: lol yeah
Stranger: Just so fun.
You: You know..
You: I think I’m ready for sleep now
Stranger: Good job.
Stranger: ^-^
You: =D
Stranger: Sleep well, boo.
You: Thank you!
You: It was loads of fun talking to ya
Stranger: THank you kindly.
Stranger: Have a lovely life.
You: Same to you.
You: Maybe one day I’ll see you on Broadway
Stranger: One day.
You: Only I won’t really know it’s you
You: But still..
Stranger: I’m Colleen, if you really want to look me up on facebook.
You: Gotcha
You: Nice to meet you Colleen
Stranger: And you . . .
You: Michael Richards
You: not like the comedian
You: XD
Stranger: I’m going to look you up . . .
Stranger: XP
Stranger: I’m too curious for my own good.
Stranger: >.<
You: lol
Stranger: Though I’m sure you’d have more luck.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
You: I do think I have your facebook here
Stranger: I think I might be the only one.
You: Guessing since it’s the only one XD
You: Yeah
Stranger: Weird looking chick.
Stranger: Lots of hairclips.
Stranger: With a redhead.
Stranger: There are over 500 Michael Richardses.
You: XD
You: Goes to show how common my name is
Stranger: XPPPP
You: Anyway, so I’ll add and then off to bed?
Stranger: Be my guest, dearie.
You: Done.
You: Well
You: Again, it was fun
Stranger: Now sleep.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Be a good boy?
You: Yeah lol
You: Doesn’t look like I’ll be waking up anytime soon though
Stranger: Gooooooood.
Stranger: I won’t either.
Stranger: >.<
You: haha
You: Well see ya

[Dest1]

Nass said: This girl I ended up dding on Facebook. She’s real nice.

Stranger: Hellooooo.
You: heyyy
Stranger: How you doing?
You: Good you?
Stranger: Cold.
Stranger: But generally good.
You: If it cold outside? Or is it just the room?
Stranger: The room.
You: *Is it
Stranger: I’m living in a dorm, which makes controlling the temperature a weeeeee bit difficult.
You: lol
You: My mom hates it when I turn on the heat
Stranger: My mom hates the exact opposite.
Stranger: That’s one of the reasons that I’m glad to be here.
You: lol
You: How many years you’ve been there?
Stranger: College?
Stranger: Little over one.
You: Cool, I’m only going on my 1st year of High School.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: I hated freshman year.
Stranger: XP
Stranger: Four years from now, you’ll look back and think, “Man, I hated Freshman year . . . “
You: Lol
You: Hopefully there will be some positve things to look back on though
Stranger: Don’t count on it.
Stranger: But good luck.
Stranger: Don’t worry, though.
Stranger: Life will get awesome the longer you go on living it.
You: Cool
You: Thanks for the advice
You: ;D
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: Montreal, Canada
You: And yourself?
Stranger: Tennessee.
Stranger: Down in that big place south of you.
Stranger: You know, the . . .
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: The shithole.
Stranger: Xp
You: rofl
Stranger: Haet this plae . . .
Stranger: *place.
Stranger: Fingers moving to fast to keep up with my brain.
Stranger: Haet was deliberate.
You: I see, what’s so bad about it?
Stranger: No jobs, no money, nothing interesting to do unless you’re into alcohol and drugs.
You: Ouch
Stranger: Ummmm . . . Other stuff, too.
Stranger: I’m in this little suburb of a town 45 minutes out of the state capital.
You: Well, what are you aiming to be once you’re free of school?
You: Or at least your dream job
Stranger: Heh.
Stranger: Two totally different things, my dear.
Stranger: Dream job would be a singer on Brodway.
Stranger: Or a famous artist of some sort.
Stranger: Drawing, painting, singing, performing . . . Anything.
Stranger: Would be really fun.
Stranger: What I’m aiming for after school would probably be a councilor.
Stranger: Therapist of some kind, you know?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I’d love to be paid to express myself, though.
You: What’s your favorite play?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: That’s really hard.
Stranger: A favorite play would probably be something by Shakespeare.
Stranger: Romeo and Juliet has some really nice dialogue.
Stranger: And I’m such a romantic these days.
Stranger: ^-^
Stranger: A favorite musical . . . I haven’t actually seen too many live.
Stranger: Just Little Shop of Horrors and RENT . . . And Guys and Dolls.
Stranger: Oh, and Seussical.
Stranger: Of those, Guys and Dolls probably takes it.
You: Yeah, my school did Guys and Dolls as the school play
Stranger: RENT has wonderful music, but it’s too popular to really enjoy anymore.
Stranger: Yeah, I saw it at a high school.
You: I wanna see it on Broadway one day
You: RENT was good too
Stranger: Broadway is just SO expensive, though.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
Stranger: I saw the other two off Broadway.
Stranger: IN Nashville.
Stranger: Have you seen/heard Wicked?
You: My Drama teacher babbles about it, I’ve never gotten the chance to see it
Stranger: Great music, but the story’s too watered down from the book.
Stranger: Music’s AWESOME>
Stranger: For Good especially.
Stranger: So what are you doing up?
You: Nothing really, I coudn’t really sleep tonight
You: Decided to maybe kill some time on the computer
Stranger: Why can’t you sleep, honey?
You: No idea, I just keep waking up a couple of mins later
Stranger: Shame.
Stranger: Is there something on your mind, perhaps?
You: Not anything that I’d think would bother me.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: Sleep
Stranger: Whoops.
Stranger: Sleep’s not too easy to come by for me, either.
Stranger: I can’t pass out until I’m really tired, so I keep myself up and active so that comes sooner.
Stranger: What do you do for fun, then?
You: Reading, playing video games mostly.
You: Both of which didn’t/aren’t working at the moment
Stranger: Tried writing?
Stranger: I fell asleep writing last night.
Stranger: On my notebook, no less.
Stranger: Care to take a guess at what I was writing about?
You: ummm
You: Your future?
Stranger: Sleeping.
Stranger: But sleeping with someone.
Stranger: It’s easier somehow.
Stranger: And the rest is better.
Stranger: He should have been with me last night, but he had to work.
Stranger: >.<
You: Ouch that sucks D=
You: So I guess maybe I should try writting about how I feel or something?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Honestly, for me, the whole act relaxes me.
Stranger: The thinking it makes me do, the movement of my hands, the sound . . . Everything.
Stranger: What do you think of the Ting TIngs?
You: I like “That’s not my Name”
Stranger: I’ve got “Shut up and Let Me Go” Stuck in my head.
Stranger: “Great DJ” is good, too.
Stranger: But you have to wonder how many times the woman can say, “The drums” in one song.
You: lol yeah
Stranger: Just so fun.
You: You know..
You: I think I’m ready for sleep now
Stranger: Good job.
Stranger: ^-^
You: =D
Stranger: Sleep well, boo.
You: Thank you!
You: It was loads of fun talking to ya
Stranger: THank you kindly.
Stranger: Have a lovely life.
You: Same to you.
You: Maybe one day I’ll see you on Broadway
Stranger: One day.
You: Only I won’t really know it’s you
You: But still..
Stranger: I’m Colleen, if you really want to look me up on facebook.
You: Gotcha
You: Nice to meet you Colleen
Stranger: And you . . .
You: Michael Richards
You: not like the comedian
You: XD
Stranger: I’m going to look you up . . .
Stranger: XP
Stranger: I’m too curious for my own good.
Stranger: >.<
You: lol
Stranger: Though I’m sure you’d have more luck.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
You: I do think I have your facebook here
Stranger: I think I might be the only one.
You: Guessing since it’s the only one XD
You: Yeah
Stranger: Weird looking chick.
Stranger: Lots of hairclips.
Stranger: With a redhead.
Stranger: There are over 500 Michael Richardses.
You: XD
You: Goes to show how common my name is
Stranger: XPPPP
You: Anyway, so I’ll add and then off to bed?
Stranger: Be my guest, dearie.
You: Done.
You: Well
You: Again, it was fun
Stranger: Now sleep.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Be a good boy?
You: Yeah lol
You: Doesn’t look like I’ll be waking up anytime soon though
Stranger: Gooooooood.
Stranger: I won’t either.
Stranger: >.<
You: haha
You: Well see ya

cooties!

[David]

Dest1 said:

Nass said: This girl I ended up dding on Facebook. She’s real nice.

Stranger: Hellooooo.
You: heyyy
Stranger: How you doing?
You: Good you?
Stranger: Cold.
Stranger: But generally good.
You: If it cold outside? Or is it just the room?
Stranger: The room.
You: *Is it
Stranger: I’m living in a dorm, which makes controlling the temperature a weeeeee bit difficult.
You: lol
You: My mom hates it when I turn on the heat
Stranger: My mom hates the exact opposite.
Stranger: That’s one of the reasons that I’m glad to be here.
You: lol
You: How many years you’ve been there?
Stranger: College?
Stranger: Little over one.
You: Cool, I’m only going on my 1st year of High School.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: I hated freshman year.
Stranger: XP
Stranger: Four years from now, you’ll look back and think, “Man, I hated Freshman year . . . “
You: Lol
You: Hopefully there will be some positve things to look back on though
Stranger: Don’t count on it.
Stranger: But good luck.
Stranger: Don’t worry, though.
Stranger: Life will get awesome the longer you go on living it.
You: Cool
You: Thanks for the advice
You: ;D
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: Montreal, Canada
You: And yourself?
Stranger: Tennessee.
Stranger: Down in that big place south of you.
Stranger: You know, the . . .
Stranger: Meh.
Stranger: The shithole.
Stranger: Xp
You: rofl
Stranger: Haet this plae . . .
Stranger: *place.
Stranger: Fingers moving to fast to keep up with my brain.
Stranger: Haet was deliberate.
You: I see, what’s so bad about it?
Stranger: No jobs, no money, nothing interesting to do unless you’re into alcohol and drugs.
You: Ouch
Stranger: Ummmm . . . Other stuff, too.
Stranger: I’m in this little suburb of a town 45 minutes out of the state capital.
You: Well, what are you aiming to be once you’re free of school?
You: Or at least your dream job
Stranger: Heh.
Stranger: Two totally different things, my dear.
Stranger: Dream job would be a singer on Brodway.
Stranger: Or a famous artist of some sort.
Stranger: Drawing, painting, singing, performing . . . Anything.
Stranger: Would be really fun.
Stranger: What I’m aiming for after school would probably be a councilor.
Stranger: Therapist of some kind, you know?
You: Yeah
Stranger: I’d love to be paid to express myself, though.
You: What’s your favorite play?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: That’s really hard.
Stranger: A favorite play would probably be something by Shakespeare.
Stranger: Romeo and Juliet has some really nice dialogue.
Stranger: And I’m such a romantic these days.
Stranger: ^-^
Stranger: A favorite musical . . . I haven’t actually seen too many live.
Stranger: Just Little Shop of Horrors and RENT . . . And Guys and Dolls.
Stranger: Oh, and Seussical.
Stranger: Of those, Guys and Dolls probably takes it.
You: Yeah, my school did Guys and Dolls as the school play
Stranger: RENT has wonderful music, but it’s too popular to really enjoy anymore.
Stranger: Yeah, I saw it at a high school.
You: I wanna see it on Broadway one day
You: RENT was good too
Stranger: Broadway is just SO expensive, though.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
Stranger: I saw the other two off Broadway.
Stranger: IN Nashville.
Stranger: Have you seen/heard Wicked?
You: My Drama teacher babbles about it, I’ve never gotten the chance to see it
Stranger: Great music, but the story’s too watered down from the book.
Stranger: Music’s AWESOME>
Stranger: For Good especially.
Stranger: So what are you doing up?
You: Nothing really, I coudn’t really sleep tonight
You: Decided to maybe kill some time on the computer
Stranger: Why can’t you sleep, honey?
You: No idea, I just keep waking up a couple of mins later
Stranger: Shame.
Stranger: Is there something on your mind, perhaps?
You: Not anything that I’d think would bother me.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: Sleep
Stranger: Whoops.
Stranger: Sleep’s not too easy to come by for me, either.
Stranger: I can’t pass out until I’m really tired, so I keep myself up and active so that comes sooner.
Stranger: What do you do for fun, then?
You: Reading, playing video games mostly.
You: Both of which didn’t/aren’t working at the moment
Stranger: Tried writing?
Stranger: I fell asleep writing last night.
Stranger: On my notebook, no less.
Stranger: Care to take a guess at what I was writing about?
You: ummm
You: Your future?
Stranger: Sleeping.
Stranger: But sleeping with someone.
Stranger: It’s easier somehow.
Stranger: And the rest is better.
Stranger: He should have been with me last night, but he had to work.
Stranger: >.<
You: Ouch that sucks D=
You: So I guess maybe I should try writting about how I feel or something?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: Honestly, for me, the whole act relaxes me.
Stranger: The thinking it makes me do, the movement of my hands, the sound . . . Everything.
Stranger: What do you think of the Ting TIngs?
You: I like “That’s not my Name”
Stranger: I’ve got “Shut up and Let Me Go” Stuck in my head.
Stranger: “Great DJ” is good, too.
Stranger: But you have to wonder how many times the woman can say, “The drums” in one song.
You: lol yeah
Stranger: Just so fun.
You: You know..
You: I think I’m ready for sleep now
Stranger: Good job.
Stranger: ^-^
You: =D
Stranger: Sleep well, boo.
You: Thank you!
You: It was loads of fun talking to ya
Stranger: THank you kindly.
Stranger: Have a lovely life.
You: Same to you.
You: Maybe one day I’ll see you on Broadway
Stranger: One day.
You: Only I won’t really know it’s you
You: But still..
Stranger: I’m Colleen, if you really want to look me up on facebook.
You: Gotcha
You: Nice to meet you Colleen
Stranger: And you . . .
You: Michael Richards
You: not like the comedian
You: XD
Stranger: I’m going to look you up . . .
Stranger: XP
Stranger: I’m too curious for my own good.
Stranger: >.<
You: lol
Stranger: Though I’m sure you’d have more luck.
Stranger: >.<
You: Yeah
You: I do think I have your facebook here
Stranger: I think I might be the only one.
You: Guessing since it’s the only one XD
You: Yeah
Stranger: Weird looking chick.
Stranger: Lots of hairclips.
Stranger: With a redhead.
Stranger: There are over 500 Michael Richardses.
You: XD
You: Goes to show how common my name is
Stranger: XPPPP
You: Anyway, so I’ll add and then off to bed?
Stranger: Be my guest, dearie.
You: Done.
You: Well
You: Again, it was fun
Stranger: Now sleep.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Be a good boy?
You: Yeah lol
You: Doesn’t look like I’ll be waking up anytime soon though
Stranger: Gooooooood.
Stranger: I won’t either.
Stranger: >.<
You: haha
You: Well see ya

cooties!

I laughed at that. 🙂

[SirPainsalot]

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SirPainsalot said: IS THIS VUSYS?! O:

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Wow, your guy is funny. He knows ‘omnomnom’!

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