If you’re bored and need a time waster.

[Dest1]

[Quang]

Arladerus said:

Conversation said:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi thar
Stranger: hi
You: so i herd u leik mudkipz?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation said:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 24
You: guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation said:

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hullo sir
Stranger: hey 😛
Stranger: asl?
You: 24, hermaphrodite, the sun
You: =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation said:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Excuse me, sir?
You: Sir?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation said:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18, Female, Wales
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol not many people like you XD

[Dest1]

I got a person from 4chan.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup dog
Stranger: hey homy
Stranger: just trolling omegle
You: yeah son me too
Stranger: did anon call a raid?
You: I unno, you follow 4chan?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: internet hate machine
You: I guess I’m a newfag
Stranger: newfags cant

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You: ▲
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Stranger: hahahaha
You: fuck
Stranger: the game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and OMGWTF I GOT MATCHED WITH FROGGY

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex now
You: YES
You: GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: pic first
Stranger: i need to visualize
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg one on the right
Stranger: o naice
You: mudkipz
Stranger: DEST!
You: FROG
You: LOLOLO
Stranger: XD
Stranger: OM
Stranger: LOLOLO
Stranger: OLOL
Stranger: WOW!
You: WIN!
Stranger: 2770 users!
Stranger: NAICE!
You: ROFL
You: epic win
Stranger: XD
Stranger: We rox!
You: POST THIS RIGHT NOW
Stranger: YEUH
Stranger: noupostit
Stranger: BITCH
You: random stranger
You: lul
Stranger: lul
Stranger: Dude who teh fuck are you?
You: i’m http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg
You: duh
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: sex now?
You: k
Stranger: Wait music first
Stranger: unce ucne unce
You: my favorite 😉
Stranger: oh yeah baybay
Stranger: lets get this partay started
Stranger: lets rp
You: do the same thing olly did in his convo
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets rp about fruits and veggies
You: girl and boy veggies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dril a hole in teh watermelon
You: hm
Stranger: that is girl mlon
You: let me think
You: what fruit or veggie has a hole in it
You: I’ll be the banana
You: and you be the big melon with the hole drilled into it
Stranger: nu
Stranger: I wanna be the lychee
You: nu
You: I don’t want to get stabbed while inserting
Stranger: fine
Stranger: ill be a honeydew
You: k good
You: i’m those small bananas
You: the little guy
Stranger: k
Stranger: lets roll bitch
You: 1 in 2770 that’d I get matched with froggy
You: *C&P’s*
Stranger: inorite
Stranger: Now just to match with Olly and Quangy
You: lulul
You: k lets go
You: you start
Stranger: k
Stranger: i rub your waxy skin
You: i run away
You: I win
Stranger: bitch get ove rhere
Stranger: i stuff a pineapple in your peehole
You: wat
Stranger: dets right bitch
You: i stuff a honeydew down your peehole
Stranger: cheatin on me with chelsea now
You: http://www.stureplan.se/articles/4717/images/article_image_b6c2e317f767451e.jpg that was just a play picture!
Stranger: no it wasnt
Stranger: look shes kissing you
Stranger: bastard
You: no!
You: you got it twisted
Stranger: how dare you cheat on me
Stranger: and turn lesbo on me
You: I’m only 12
You: 🙁
Stranger: cuntnugget
Stranger: i dont wanna see you ever again
You: faggotcunt
Stranger: cockblocker
You: k let’s try and get matched up again lul
Stranger: kfine
Stranger: but
Stranger: post this convo
Stranger: but first
Stranger: HAI VUTALES! <3333333

[SirPainsalot]

convo said: Stranger: you say something
You: Hello Stranger.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
You: I’ve got good things on sale, Stranger.
Stranger: Red 9
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Buy
You: Do you see anything you’d like to buy, Stranger?
Stranger: RED 9
Stranger: BUY
You: Thank you, Stanger.
You: …
You: okay I failed.

convo said: You: sup
Stranger: looking for an erotic roleplay partner, I’m girl, you pick scene and stuff, and you lead
You: okay
You: so we’re in a kitchen filled with pineapples and other assortments
Stranger: ok
Stranger: is it boy/girl or girl/girl?
You: girl/girl
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: ok, ready when you are
You: oh
You: okay
You: gimme a second
Stranger: ok
You: k so
You: i come inside and you’re there
You: your turn
Stranger: I walk up to you, smiling as I hug yo
Stranger: u
Stranger: I ask if I can take a bite, as I watch you eat it
You: i say sure and i give it to you
Stranger: I take a bite, licking it, I pass it back, a bit of apple is on my lip
You: i notice the apple and i take it out using my tongue
Stranger: I moan as you lick my lip, as I move forward, kissing your lips passionately
You: i kiss back and slowly take out a pineapple
Stranger: I look at it, as I lick your lips again
You: i take off my shirt and your shirt
Stranger: I take off my bra, rubbing my breasts against you
You: i take off my bra and rub my large breasts against yours
Stranger: I move down, licking your nipple
You: i moan and then i take off your pants and panties and start to STUFF THE PINEAPPLE UP YOUR ASS
You have disconnected.

convo said: Stranger: hi
You: Hello there, Stranger.
Stranger: asl?
You: uhhh
You: wut does that mean
Stranger: age?sex?location?
You: o sry i am 10
Your partner has disconnected.

convo said: Stranger: are you a naughty girl?
You: oh yes
You: very naughty 😉
Stranger: cool
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl
You: 11 tranny america 😉
Your partner has disconnected.

[FunnyFroggy]

Longest convo…ever. But very funny. And her race…makes it even funnier..lul just read it.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo bled you there
You: Damn straight I am.
Stranger: sweetness
Stranger: how you doin tonight
You: Hanging with the bitches.
Stranger: ahh i rate that shit
Stranger: im making a cake. thats how i roll
You: Nice.
Stranger: what does hanging with the bitches involve?
You: A lot of things that I don’t think I should describe to you. When you get a lil older, I’ll show what it’s all about.
Stranger: how do you know im not old enough smartarse?
You: Because you’re not over 9000 years of age.
Stranger: shit man
Stranger: i dont wanna know
You: ‘Course not. It’s too bitchin for you young uns
Stranger: so like youre well old then
Stranger: like. all crumbly and shit?
You: That’s what the damn society wants you to think. When you hit 100, you start aging backwards. You get younger as you go! That’s why old people need people to take care of them, just like when they were in their baby years.
Stranger: like thast film
You: Pardon?
Stranger: the film
Stranger: benjamin button
Stranger: he is born an old guy and gets younger.
Stranger: crazzy shit dude
You: Damn, that is crazy. How did society figure out our secrets!?
You: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, I TELL YOU!
Stranger: we enlish know ALL
Stranger: yeah bitch
Stranger: i said english
Stranger: damn straight
You: Oh really?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: So you English know ALL, huh?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: thats what i said
Stranger: ALL bitch
You: Alright, then. Care to place a little wager? You’re my slave if you can’t answer these three questions.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: go on then
You: Alright, you cocky little bastard.
Stranger: fuck you and deliver
You: Question 1: so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: NO
Stranger: next question
You: Question 2: Do snails have teeth?
Stranger: no
You: Question 3: Did you fail this question and will now become my slave…?
Stranger: FUCK NO
You: HAH, BITCH!
You: YOU GOT THEM ALL FUCKING WRONG!
You: Here are the answers
You: 1. only for teh lulz
2. Yes. If you researched it you would know.
3. Yes.
You: BITCH! YOU’RE MY SLAVE NOW!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: punish me in ways i cannot imagine
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: BE A MAN.. ( i hope youre a man.)
You: I am a man.
You: A MAN THAT’S YOUR MASTER!
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: what do i gotta so
Stranger: do*
You: Bake me a cake. 🙂
You: AND IT BETTER BE FUCKING GOOD!
Stranger: I ALREADY MADE ONE
Stranger: fucker
You: THEN GIVE ME IT, BITCH!
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: where the FUCK do you live
You: IN CALIFORNIA!
Stranger: FUCKING WHY
You: CAUSE ITS THE FUCKING GOLDEN STATE
Stranger: my cake isnt going to no californians
Stranger: fuck that shit
Stranger: although
Stranger: i may be visiting this summaaaaaaaa
Stranger: be afraid bitch
You: I ain’t afraid of no one.
You: How old are you telling me to be afraid?
Stranger: for now..
Stranger: not old enough i dont think
Stranger: how old are youu?
You: Older than you.
Stranger: guess that makes me younger than you
You: You bet it does.
Stranger: are you male or female
Stranger: or do i not wanna know..
Stranger: i dont think im old enough
You: Well it depends if you’re a male or female.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what if i said male
You: Then I am a male.
Stranger: and if im male?
You: Then I’m a male.
Stranger: so youre like an old californian dude..
Stranger: wtf
You: I’m only old in society’s eyes.
Stranger: ahh i guess thats okay then
You: I’m probably only a couple of years older than you, according to Earth years.
Stranger: ahhh intersting
Stranger: i want to know now
Stranger: go on. please. for this enlgish rose.
You: Well I am actually about 9001 years old. But on Earth, I could be considered somewhere along the adolescent phase.
Stranger: so
Stranger: youre 18
You: Close to that, you could say.
Stranger: up or down.
Stranger: big or small
Stranger: north or south
Stranger: please
Stranger: im dying here CA
You: Um, I like to look younger, so let’s say down.
Stranger: ahh shit man
Stranger: you is 17
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16 bleddd
You: Oh, me too.
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: good times
Stranger: i think yorue lying
Stranger: Ew
You: Of course I’m lying.
You: I’m 9001 years old.
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: well yeahh
Stranger: but otherwise. youre 16?
Stranger: uch i cant tell if youre a perve or not.
You: Yeah.
You: …and how am I a pervert?
You: Have I made any pervy advances on you?
Stranger: well. theres a good chance you could be
Stranger: no
Stranger: well done.
Stranger: subtle perves.
Stranger: theyre good
You: …What?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: so
Stranger: let me get this straight
Stranger: youre a 16 year old boy from CA who isnt a perve and is my master?
You: Yes. 🙂
Stranger: fuck yeahh
Stranger: sounds good to me
You: That’s nice.
Stranger: yeahh yeahh its nice
You: So let me get this straight.
You: You’re a 16 year old boy from England who suspects people as being pervy and is my slave?
Stranger: im a girl..
You: Oh.
Stranger: you got it wrong bitch
You: Well that makes it a lot better then. 😀
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: haha
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: so let me get this straight.. youre straight..
You: Damn straight I’m straight.
Stranger: sick sickk
Stranger: safe bled
You: So how’s life up in England?
Stranger: matee
Stranger: its west over seas
Stranger: watchin a bit of tele with the crew
Stranger: tea amd cake
You: The crew?
Stranger: sisters and sisters boyfriend
You: No boyfriend for you?
Stranger: god no
You: Life of chastity?
Stranger: too late for that shit man
You: Oh really?
Stranger: really
You: How so?
Stranger: bit straight forward really isnt it
You: But I want to hear you say it. Or rather, see you type it.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: sex
Stranger: no way
Stranger: scandaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: …..Naice.
Stranger: nace
You: And you’re only 16.
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: different rules over here love
You: Please elaborate.
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: no one gives a poo over heree.
You: So there’s middle school kids doing it and no one cares?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: do you go to a chrsitian school or something?
You: Wow. What kind of fucked up society is that?
You: No, I don’t.
You: I’m actually Agnostic.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sooo not fucked up
Stranger: if you dont go round doing it with everyone
Stranger: or like telling people then its fine
Stranger: im
Stranger: ATHIEST
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: thats a lie
Stranger: im agnostic too.
You: I see.
Stranger: you dont seem happy about this california
You: I don’t?
Stranger: 🙁
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: have you not done anything with a gal?
You: Well…not really, no.
Stranger: ahh
You: I have really high standards. I can’t help it.
Stranger: thats chilled
Stranger: yeah same. thats why im not with anyone i guess
Stranger: ca? you still alive?
You: Alive and kicking.
Stranger: well bled. tell me something i woudnt know. being enlglish and all
You: Um. California is filled with illegal immigrants.
Stranger: ahh thats insane
You: It is.
Stranger: whats your name dudee
You: My name is Axel Falcon the IXVI.
Stranger: ahh sickk!!. mines Elizabeth Margret Caroline Maryweather Taylor XI
You: Long name you have there.
Stranger: standard for the british
You: I see.
Stranger: yeah boi
You: So….Elizabeth Margret Caroline Maryweather Taylor XI, seen any good movies?
Stranger: i thought you died.
Stranger: i saw the hangover on thursday
Stranger: sick film
Stranger: and right now, im watching the sound of music
You: Oh. Isn’t that like a really old movie?
Stranger: yeahh.
Stranger: musical. incredible
Stranger: baaaaaaaaabee. earth to baaaabee
You: I live.
Stranger: stop ignorin manss
You: I’m sorry.
You: I don’t know what to say.
Stranger: whyy?
Stranger: im a complete stranger mate
Stranger: no limits
You: That’s true.
Stranger: so go on. any questions?
You: Ummm
You: uhhh
You: …so i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: only for the lulz
You: omguknowit?
Stranger: .. yes?
You: COOL!
Stranger: yayy!
Stranger: approval
You: yarhar
Stranger: okay. describe yourself
Stranger: go on. create an image
You: ….Tall, dark, and handsome. 😀
Stranger: hah
Stranger: i wish
You: How do you know it’s not true? :3
Stranger: cos we english know ALL
You: That’s what yo uthink
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well its true
You: Okay fine
Stranger: are you ming?
Stranger: am i wasting my time?
You: Ming?
Stranger: butterz
Stranger: ugly.
You: pft Of course I’m hawt stuff.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: godd
Stranger: good*
You: But are you hawt stuff?
Stranger: oh hell yeah
You: pix or it didnt happen
Stranger: pix
Stranger: lolssss
Stranger: link me to a picture
You: i ask fo pix first
Stranger: you want pix doyou
Stranger: i dont think youre ready
You: well den i dont think ur redy fo me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you got facebook?
You: i du
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: im scared
Stranger: youre only 16
Stranger: im scared of people my own age
You: orly
You: so ur nawt scared of der 75 year old paedos?
Stranger: nah man
Stranger: theyre chilled
Stranger: im curious
Stranger: like a cat in the night
You: orly
Stranger: orly?
You: oh really?
Stranger: yes really
You: o
You: ………pix nao
Stranger: hmmm.
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: how will i show you?
Stranger: facebook?
You: if u want. or just an image if ur scurred.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: let me check
You: k
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6685527&op=8&o=global&view=global&subj=507516991&id=601135572
Stranger: guess which one i am
You: It says ‘content not found’. o.o
Stranger: ahhh poo. we need to be friends then. i didnt know i had a private profile
You: The wordign says ‘blahblah unavailble or blahblah no permission to view
You: poo.
Stranger: hah
Stranger: poopey
Stranger: show me youuuuuuuu
You: profile pic den?
Stranger: show me
You: nu i asked first. i didnt get it yet
Stranger: how will i show yaa
You: go to free upload site
You: like maybe photobucket
Stranger: effort!
Stranger: okay. if you show me.. ill make the effort
Stranger: you cant be THAT bad looking
You: but i asked first
You: And that last line hurted. 🙁
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: i joke
Stranger: dude
Stranger: show me
Stranger: and then. we can be friends on facebook. next step
You: :3 y cant it be u show me, and then we can be friends on faecebook next step. :3
Stranger: cos i can only show you on facebook.
You: You know you can get a facebook username now right?
Stranger: i didnt know that
You: And if you show me that, it’ll only show me your profile pic.
You: And since its private, I wont see anythign else.
You: Perfect.
Stranger: oh rightt.
Stranger: sickk
You: So…get a username…then send. Problem solved, and everyone’s happy.
Stranger: ahh. we havent talked about my name. i love it.its west
You: Wait what?
Stranger: my name
Stranger: west means like crazy
You: Your name is West?
Stranger: no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: can you imagine
Stranger: im saying my name is west. as in its a weird name
You: oohh. Is that some British slang?
Stranger: yeahh
You: oic
Stranger: yeah man.
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: soo. my name is spelt. B – u – p – e. it looks like boop. which is one of my many nicknames. but, hes the killer, its pronounced whu-pay..
You: It’s Bupe, but pronounced whu-pay?
Stranger: yeppp
Stranger: like, the E is like a french E. so sometimes i put an accent on the E. so it makes the “ay” sound
Stranger: if you get me
You: yar
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: west
Stranger: 🙂
You: so did u get a username
Stranger: bupe bhima. thats my name. cos im cool
Stranger: whats your namwe
You: Axel Falcon the IXVI.
Stranger: no its notttttt
You: yes it issss
You: kigottagonao
You: bye
You have disconnected.

[Dest1]

Some guy wanted to cyber. I gave him a photo of the girl from the excorcist.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sex now
Stranger: u a guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: cool. how old?
You: 16
Stranger: ok. what sort of things u into then?
You: BSM
Stranger: u do anal?
You: It’s my favorite
Stranger: ass to mouth as well?
You: not as much but I do all
Stranger: do u finger ur ass?
You: not very often
Stranger: u wanna try now?
You: maybe 😉
Stranger: go on, see how deep u can go
You: im sure you want a pic
Stranger: u offering 1?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok then
You: http://tinyurl.com/5u8n7h
Stranger: wtf?
You: i’m pretty, right? 🙂
Stranger: whats wrong with u hun
You: it was a bad night
You: I was drunk you see…
Stranger: no idiot i know its the exorcist girl lol. i mean y r u so weird
You: haha
You: I’m just messing with you I’m a 30 year old caucasian man from Michigan
You have disconnected.

[Dest1]

I had an extended convo with a guy from 4chan.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: pics or it didn’t happen
Stranger: oh… hello /b/
You: what
You: since when was that /b/
Stranger: since you lost the game
Stranger: lolololol
You: what
You: but my powerlevel si over 9000
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: 9000?
Stranger: -O
Stranger: =O*
You: om nom nom nom
Stranger: so… i herd you liek mudkips
You: mudkips is a third generation water pokemon
You: power level is >9000
Stranger: wait a minute…
Stranger: IT’S A TRAP!!!
You: WTF BOOM
Stranger: lol, win
Stranger: 1.) go on omegle
2.) replace “hi” with “tits or gtfo”
3.) ???????????????????
4.) PROFIT
You: Is that the gameplan?
Stranger: it was kind of, yeah
You: let me guess
You: your leader is…
You: David?
Stranger: we’re all David here /b/rotha
You: ohsht
You: btw I’m sorry for the overused memes
Stranger: haha, no worries mate
Stranger: i’m pulling them out like no one’s business myself
Stranger: i was just trollin’
You: that’s so 5 months ago
You: It’s all about who has norton now
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: norton?!
Stranger: srsly?
You: i have norton and im gonna hack u
You: JK, I would never do that to you
Stranger: h4x
Stranger: wtf
You: cus i’ma firin’ my lazor
Stranger: but i’m in charge of malaysia
You: General Mao?
You: No wait…that’s a different country
Stranger: SHOOOOOOOP
Stranger: meh… bored now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gujju]

Stranger: Bit more strange lol
Stranger: I’m into bondage have loads of bondage buddies …. Takes up a lot of my time
You: oh. thats kinky

Yeah..he was telling me his hobbies.

Stranger: hey want cam sex?
You: sex with a camera? you filty whore

You: oh please, ms a cup bra
Stranger: i’m still in my training bra
You: oh wow so you arent even an a cup
You: great.
Stranger: hell no
You: that goes well with the baby carrot in my pants
Stranger: those things are too heavy
Stranger: i don’t like carrots
You: carrots are good for your eyes.
Stranger: my nerd glasses work for me

[Arladerus]

[FunnyFroggy]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m/f
Stranger: f
You: oic
Stranger: yes you do see
You: I do
You: I’m a pirate.
Stranger: tpc pirate?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: oh
You: Age?
Stranger: 16
You: Okay.
You: You shall be my damsel in distress.
You: Get on the boat, dolly.
Stranger: yessir
Stranger: will you tie me down and whip me?
You: I will tie you down, but I will not whip you.
Stranger: okaay
Stranger: fair enough
You: Now, we shall sail to Barbados!
Stranger: 😀
You: While we be sailin, let’s have a little chitchat.
Stranger: the weather is lovely
You: Aye, it is.
Stranger: do you have an eyepatch
You: Are you addled!? As if I were to be a fool enough to injure my eyes.
You: I do not wish to hear of this bilge.
Stranger: yessir
You: Avast! Land, ho!
Stranger: that was quick 😀
You: Aye, dolly.
You: Let us pillage the city!
Stranger: do we get to look for treasure?
You: I shall take all their swag!
You: Aye.
You: Mind the guards.
You: They’re deadly.
Stranger: D:
You: Oh, you’re still tied up.
You: -unties-
You: There.
You: Now let
You: Let’s get a moving.
You: Smartly, now.
Stranger: where to first?
You: To the armory!
Stranger: woo!
You: Use your beauty to lead the landlubbers out. My seadogs and I will take care of them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im horny
You: me too
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
Stranger: Age?
You: 17
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?
You: sure
You: you start
Stranger: *starts kissing down your chest till I get to your nice tittys, slowly start sucking your nipples*
You: oooh i’m getting so hard
You: i mean wet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Quang]

FunnyFroggy said: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im horny
You: me too
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
Stranger: Age?
You: 17
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?
You: sure
You: you start
Stranger: *starts kissing down your chest till I get to your nice tittys, slowly start sucking your nipples*
You: oooh i’m getting so hard
You: i mean wet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO xD

[FunnyFroggy]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im 13
Stranger: Shaun?
Stranger: I’m 9
You: Ohshiz
Stranger: how r u?
You: i m gud
Stranger: i’m timmy
You: im tommy
Stranger: i’m perfect
Stranger: wowzorz!
You: im perfecter
Stranger: u /b/tard
You: nou
Stranger: nou cat raper
You: do not want
Stranger: can I tell u a secret?
You: yes
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Well, last night I was at my moms work (A strip club) and well I kinda got drunk and joined a white supremist group (AKA THE KKK) AND BURN A NIGGER ALIVE. Will people forgive me?
You: of course
Stranger: 🙁
You: dem niggers have it fo dem
Stranger: i’M WHITE. WHITE IS RIGHT
Stranger: FUCKIN CHICKEN EATERS!
You: im a nigger
Stranger: CHICKINZ GONNA GO EXINT 1 DEEZ DAYZ
Stranger: Well howdy, friend!
You: hi
Stranger: How do you like your cerealz?
You: not a killer plz
Stranger: In a KFC bucket?
Stranger: Maybe a hollow water mellon?
You: nu i het dem
Stranger: Lies
You: iz tru
Stranger: Go back to 4chan pimp
You: nou
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will post my collection of child proography
You: orly
Stranger: yarly r u a hawt female?
You: im super hawt
Stranger: and ur noyt hairy
You: course not
You: im 13
Stranger: i thinks i hit da jackpot
You: u thinks rite
Stranger: well im 10
You: u said 9
You: u fat piece of shit!
Stranger: no i didn’t -_-
You: scroll up
Stranger: hI I’M JOE JONAS
You: bitch i het jonas bros
Stranger: OOOOOOOOW THIS IS AN SOS
Stranger: I
Stranger: M HAWT
Stranger: UR COLD
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ACT
Stranger: LIKE YOU KNOW
Stranger: BUT I’M STILL
You: get
Stranger: SOMETHIN SOMETHING SOMETHING
Stranger: AND YOU STILL WANNA LOVE ME
You: nunuunun
Stranger: CAUSE IM BURNIN UP BURININ UP FOR U BAYBAY
You: oraly
You: so liek
You: dude
Stranger: WANT TO SEE ME SING ON YOU TUBE?
You: how do i shot web?
Stranger: IDK I’M 10 DORK
You: BITCH!
Stranger: PLZ WILL U WATCH MY VIDREO
You: NU! UR 10!
You: i het 10 yr oldz
Stranger: ILL LINK U IT 🙁
You: I HET U
Stranger: I’M GOING TO PLAY GAIA AND RUNESCAPE IF U DONT!!!!!!!!11
You: gaiafag!
Stranger: /B/TARD!
You: dont be like boxxy!
Stranger: I LUV HER ALL HAIL BOXXY BITCHS
You: NU!
Stranger: TSIMFUCKIS
Stranger: IS MY NAME HO
You: boxxy is teh cancer!
Stranger: R U A BOOXY?
You: nu
You: i no schizo
Stranger: U NO TSIMFUCKIS?
Stranger: HE’S PRINCE OF TEH 4CHANZORz
You: orly
Stranger: YARLY UTUBE HIS HES INBRED IRL
Stranger: LOL
You: omg eww
You: fag
Stranger: NO I SUCK HIS DICK WICH IS LOCATED ON HIS STOMACH COOLHUH?
You: ewwwww
You: gayfag
Stranger: LETS PLEH DQTE R2PRE?!?@
Stranger: GAIAFAG 2 U OOB
You: i hate gaiafags
Stranger: I LUV BTARDS
Stranger: JK
Stranger: GO DIE NIGGER
You: den i het u
You: But I’m an Asian.
Stranger: HET? R U AZN BY AN CHANCEZ OOLLO
You: I am.
Stranger: OMG I READ UR BRAIN
You: And I’m also an undercover cop.
You: IMA BUST YO ASS BITCH!
Stranger: I’M CHRIS HANSEN
You: :0
You: I brought strawberries!
Stranger: I am currently Pedo Baitng.
Stranger: ILL WILL LICK UR STARWBERRY
You: ;D
You: I brought whipped cream too.
Stranger: I WILL BUTTFUCK U AND SING “OOOOOOOO THIS IS AN SOS” IN UR EAR AND ULL LIKE IT
You: NO I WONT!
You: ONLY NIGGERS DO THAT BITCH!
Stranger: FORCED SEX IS RIGHT
Stranger: ALL GIRLS ARE ASKING FOR IT
Stranger: LETS BE HONEST
Stranger: SINCE UR AZN U PLAY NEOPETS NUB
Stranger: PLZ DONT BE OFFENED BY THAT RAPE THING
You: Rule 40 nub
Stranger: HEHEH
Stranger: HEH
Stranger: RULE 1 AND 2
Stranger: DUMMY
You: U DID IT FIRST!
Stranger: NO U
You: BUTTHEAD
You: NO U
Stranger: INB4 NO U
Stranger: DUMMY
You: DUMMYHEAD!
Stranger: BUTTBRAIN
You: BUTTFACE
Stranger: POOFORKFACE
You: MANBEARPIG
Stranger: I AM THE LINO KING BITCH
Stranger: I’M EBING CEAREALZ
You: IM ASLAN BETCH
Stranger: FUCK THAT YO AIGHT
You: COME TO NARNIA
Stranger: YARLY?!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOSRS
Stranger: I WILL RAP THAT RACCONN
You: I aint no nigga
Stranger: U AZN NIGGER
You: U NIGGER WHITE!
You: HAHA YOURE GRAY!!!!!
Stranger: US TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN THATS WAT U B DOIN
You: DEM STRAIGHT
Stranger: LEARN2TYPE GHAYR
You: NO U
Stranger: NO OFF
Stranger: UR A FAG B/C I INB4’D IT DUMMY
You: SHUTUP! I HATE U /B/ROTHER!
Stranger: FUCK OF /B/ITCH
You: I DUN WANNNA
Stranger: LETS DO AN INCEST ROLEPLAY OKKK!>?’
You: OKAY!
You: WIHT FRUIT!
Stranger: HEY SISTER WATS UP? WANT THIS FRESHLY PICKED APPLE?
Stranger: ITS DEEEEEEEEEEEELISHHHHHHHHUS
You: YES PLZ
You: STUFF IT UP MY POOPER
Stranger: WHAT WILL U DO 4 IT?
Stranger: —–_————
You: i poo in cup for u and mek u eats it
Stranger: n_________________________________________n
Stranger: do it
You: okie
You: -poo-
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: EAT IT BITCH!
You: i r 13 yr old girl
Stranger: _eats_ lets puke into ur moth
You: mmm yaammmmy
Stranger: i have 2 go rape my sister
You: D:
You: nuu
Stranger: u___________________u
You: rep me
Stranger: plz never forgive me
You: i wont
Stranger: ;-;
Stranger: u___________________________________________________u
You: T-T
Stranger: u__________________________________________________________________________u
You: ^ poke
Stranger: luv u fo lyf
You: me twos
Stranger: 8======================D
Stranger: by 4ever
You: 2 short4me
Stranger: 🙁
Stranger: 🙁
You: 🙂
Stranger: just remeber always, my dick stretches from all the way from a 2 z
You: :0
Stranger: i rulz
You: no me
Stranger: u______________________________________________________________________________________________________U
Stranger: yarly u do
Stranger: if ur not 13
You: inorite
Stranger: fuck tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Stranger: /.]
You: well liek..my mudkipz are callin. i g2g
You: gimme a contax so u wont be anon no more
Stranger: by nigger rape them alittle for me
Stranger: huh?
You: msn plox
Stranger: like msn
Stranger: um 1 sec
Stranger: sex aw ya
Stranger: um [censored]
Stranger: @yahoo
You: oki
Stranger: i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv cats
You: NOW U NOT ANON NO MOREZ! HEHEHE I WIN DER GAME!
Stranger: bye little azn that could
Stranger: i rule
You: bye nigger white
You: see you next time perhaps
Stranger: well i g2g add that pl0x
You: i will
Stranger: ad it niigger
Stranger: rok i trust yui
You: k
You: baiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: bye
You: kthxbai
Stranger: 🙁 8======D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[FunnyFroggy]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im 4
Stranger: that’s cool! what’s it like to be 4?
Stranger: i miss those days ):
You: ppl dont understan wuts it lik to be a 4 yr old who knos computers
Stranger: hahah obviously! you must be in the gifted/talented program at your school!
You: i am.
You: im in 2nd grad.
Stranger: whatttt? that’s crazy. i’m just in Pre-AP and AP ):
Stranger: well way to go at being smart kid!
Stranger: keep it up, we need more smart people in this world!
You: my mom told me the world is ful of dum ppl
Stranger: it’s getting to that point.. but smart people are making a come back!
Stranger: just look at yourself, 4 and already using a computer
Stranger: amazing
You: yea
Stranger: be proud of yourself
You: ok
Stranger: hahah well i’m gonna go, i’m on the phone with my best friend! (:
Stranger: oh and take advantage of all the perks of being young!
You: ok
Stranger: you’ll miss it sooooooooooooooo much when you’re older ):
You: realy?
Stranger: yeah, you really do. you always so you want to be older, and hey, being my age isn’t bad.. but being a kid and not having a care in the world is the best!
Stranger: don’t let it all slip away, use every second of it productively!
You: ok
Stranger: well it was nice talking to you! hope you have a bright future ahead of you!
You: thank u
You: bye!
Stranger: good bye!

Wow…

[Quang]

FunnyFroggy said:

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im 13
Stranger: Shaun?
Stranger: I’m 9
You: Ohshiz
Stranger: how r u?
You: i m gud
Stranger: i’m timmy
You: im tommy
Stranger: i’m perfect
Stranger: wowzorz!
You: im perfecter
Stranger: u /b/tard
You: nou
Stranger: nou cat raper
You: do not want
Stranger: can I tell u a secret?
You: yes
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Well, last night I was at my moms work (A strip club) and well I kinda got drunk and joined a white supremist group (AKA THE KKK) AND BURN A NIGGER ALIVE. Will people forgive me?
You: of course
Stranger: 🙁
You: dem niggers have it fo dem
Stranger: i’M WHITE. WHITE IS RIGHT
Stranger: FUCKIN CHICKEN EATERS!
You: im a nigger
Stranger: CHICKINZ GONNA GO EXINT 1 DEEZ DAYZ
Stranger: Well howdy, friend!
You: hi
Stranger: How do you like your cerealz?
You: not a killer plz
Stranger: In a KFC bucket?
Stranger: Maybe a hollow water mellon?
You: nu i het dem
Stranger: Lies
You: iz tru
Stranger: Go back to 4chan pimp
You: nou
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will post my collection of child proography
You: orly
Stranger: yarly r u a hawt female?
You: im super hawt
Stranger: and ur noyt hairy
You: course not
You: im 13
Stranger: i thinks i hit da jackpot
You: u thinks rite
Stranger: well im 10
You: u said 9
You: u fat piece of shit!
Stranger: no i didn’t -_-
You: scroll up
Stranger: hI I’M JOE JONAS
You: bitch i het jonas bros
Stranger: OOOOOOOOW THIS IS AN SOS
Stranger: I
Stranger: M HAWT
Stranger: UR COLD
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ACT
Stranger: LIKE YOU KNOW
Stranger: BUT I’M STILL
You: get
Stranger: SOMETHIN SOMETHING SOMETHING
Stranger: AND YOU STILL WANNA LOVE ME
You: nunuunun
Stranger: CAUSE IM BURNIN UP BURININ UP FOR U BAYBAY
You: oraly
You: so liek
You: dude
Stranger: WANT TO SEE ME SING ON YOU TUBE?
You: how do i shot web?
Stranger: IDK I’M 10 DORK
You: BITCH!
Stranger: PLZ WILL U WATCH MY VIDREO
You: NU! UR 10!
You: i het 10 yr oldz
Stranger: ILL LINK U IT 🙁
You: I HET U
Stranger: I’M GOING TO PLAY GAIA AND RUNESCAPE IF U DONT!!!!!!!!11
You: gaiafag!
Stranger: /B/TARD!
You: dont be like boxxy!
Stranger: I LUV HER ALL HAIL BOXXY BITCHS
You: NU!
Stranger: TSIMFUCKIS
Stranger: IS MY NAME HO
You: boxxy is teh cancer!
Stranger: R U A BOOXY?
You: nu
You: i no schizo
Stranger: U NO TSIMFUCKIS?
Stranger: HE’S PRINCE OF TEH 4CHANZORz
You: orly
Stranger: YARLY UTUBE HIS HES INBRED IRL
Stranger: LOL
You: omg eww
You: fag
Stranger: NO I SUCK HIS DICK WICH IS LOCATED ON HIS STOMACH COOLHUH?
You: ewwwww
You: gayfag
Stranger: LETS PLEH DQTE R2PRE?!?@
Stranger: GAIAFAG 2 U OOB
You: i hate gaiafags
Stranger: I LUV BTARDS
Stranger: JK
Stranger: GO DIE NIGGER
You: den i het u
You: But I’m an Asian.
Stranger: HET? R U AZN BY AN CHANCEZ OOLLO
You: I am.
Stranger: OMG I READ UR BRAIN
You: And I’m also an undercover cop.
You: IMA BUST YO ASS BITCH!
Stranger: I’M CHRIS HANSEN
You: :0
You: I brought strawberries!
Stranger: I am currently Pedo Baitng.
Stranger: ILL WILL LICK UR STARWBERRY
You: ;D
You: I brought whipped cream too.
Stranger: I WILL BUTTFUCK U AND SING “OOOOOOOO THIS IS AN SOS” IN UR EAR AND ULL LIKE IT
You: NO I WONT!
You: ONLY NIGGERS DO THAT BITCH!
Stranger: FORCED SEX IS RIGHT
Stranger: ALL GIRLS ARE ASKING FOR IT
Stranger: LETS BE HONEST
Stranger: SINCE UR AZN U PLAY NEOPETS NUB
Stranger: PLZ DONT BE OFFENED BY THAT RAPE THING
You: Rule 40 nub
Stranger: HEHEH
Stranger: HEH
Stranger: RULE 1 AND 2
Stranger: DUMMY
You: U DID IT FIRST!
Stranger: NO U
You: BUTTHEAD
You: NO U
Stranger: INB4 NO U
Stranger: DUMMY
You: DUMMYHEAD!
Stranger: BUTTBRAIN
You: BUTTFACE
Stranger: POOFORKFACE
You: MANBEARPIG
Stranger: I AM THE LINO KING BITCH
Stranger: I’M EBING CEAREALZ
You: IM ASLAN BETCH
Stranger: FUCK THAT YO AIGHT
You: COME TO NARNIA
Stranger: YARLY?!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOSRS
Stranger: I WILL RAP THAT RACCONN
You: I aint no nigga
Stranger: U AZN NIGGER
You: U NIGGER WHITE!
You: HAHA YOURE GRAY!!!!!
Stranger: US TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN THATS WAT U B DOIN
You: DEM STRAIGHT
Stranger: LEARN2TYPE GHAYR
You: NO U
Stranger: NO OFF
Stranger: UR A FAG B/C I INB4’D IT DUMMY
You: SHUTUP! I HATE U /B/ROTHER!
Stranger: FUCK OF /B/ITCH
You: I DUN WANNNA
Stranger: LETS DO AN INCEST ROLEPLAY OKKK!>?’
You: OKAY!
You: WIHT FRUIT!
Stranger: HEY SISTER WATS UP? WANT THIS FRESHLY PICKED APPLE?
Stranger: ITS DEEEEEEEEEEEELISHHHHHHHHUS
You: YES PLZ
You: STUFF IT UP MY POOPER
Stranger: WHAT WILL U DO 4 IT?
Stranger: —–_————
You: i poo in cup for u and mek u eats it
Stranger: n_________________________________________n
Stranger: do it
You: okie
You: -poo-
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: EAT IT BITCH!
You: i r 13 yr old girl
Stranger: _eats_ lets puke into ur moth
You: mmm yaammmmy
Stranger: i have 2 go rape my sister
You: D:
You: nuu
Stranger: u___________________u
You: rep me
Stranger: plz never forgive me
You: i wont
Stranger: ;-;
Stranger: u___________________________________________________u
You: T-T
Stranger: u__________________________________________________________________________u
You: ^ poke
Stranger: luv u fo lyf
You: me twos
Stranger: 8======================D
Stranger: by 4ever
You: 2 short4me
Stranger: 🙁
Stranger: 🙁
You: 🙂
Stranger: just remeber always, my dick stretches from all the way from a 2 z
You: :0
Stranger: i rulz
You: no me
Stranger: u______________________________________________________________________________________________________U
Stranger: yarly u do
Stranger: if ur not 13
You: inorite
Stranger: fuck tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Stranger: /.]
You: well liek..my mudkipz are callin. i g2g
You: gimme a contax so u wont be anon no more
Stranger: by nigger rape them alittle for me
Stranger: huh?
You: msn plox
Stranger: like msn
Stranger: um 1 sec
Stranger: sex aw ya
Stranger: um [censored]
Stranger: @yahoo
You: oki
Stranger: i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv cats
You: NOW U NOT ANON NO MOREZ! HEHEHE I WIN DER GAME!
Stranger: bye little azn that could
Stranger: i rule
You: bye nigger white
You: see you next time perhaps
Stranger: well i g2g add that pl0x
You: i will
Stranger: ad it niigger
Stranger: rok i trust yui
You: k
You: baiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: bye
You: kthxbai
Stranger: 🙁 8======D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

…
Quang lost -100 literacy

[SirPainsalot]

FunnyFroggy said:

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im 4
Stranger: that’s cool! what’s it like to be 4?
Stranger: i miss those days ):
You: ppl dont understan wuts it lik to be a 4 yr old who knos computers
Stranger: hahah obviously! you must be in the gifted/talented program at your school!
You: i am.
You: im in 2nd grad.
Stranger: whatttt? that’s crazy. i’m just in Pre-AP and AP ):
Stranger: well way to go at being smart kid!
Stranger: keep it up, we need more smart people in this world!
You: my mom told me the world is ful of dum ppl
Stranger: it’s getting to that point.. but smart people are making a come back!
Stranger: just look at yourself, 4 and already using a computer
Stranger: amazing
You: yea
Stranger: be proud of yourself
You: ok
Stranger: hahah well i’m gonna go, i’m on the phone with my best friend! (:
Stranger: oh and take advantage of all the perks of being young!
You: ok
Stranger: you’ll miss it sooooooooooooooo much when you’re older ):
You: realy?
Stranger: yeah, you really do. you always so you want to be older, and hey, being my age isn’t bad.. but being a kid and not having a care in the world is the best!
Stranger: don’t let it all slip away, use every second of it productively!
You: ok
Stranger: well it was nice talking to you! hope you have a bright future ahead of you!
You: thank u
You: bye!
Stranger: good bye!

Wow…

Poor guy. 🙁 He really believed you.

[Author]

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