If you’re bored and need a time waster.

[Quang]

SirPainsalot said:

FunnyFroggy said:

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im 4
Stranger: that’s cool! what’s it like to be 4?
Stranger: i miss those days ):
You: ppl dont understan wuts it lik to be a 4 yr old who knos computers
Stranger: hahah obviously! you must be in the gifted/talented program at your school!
You: i am.
You: im in 2nd grad.
Stranger: whatttt? that’s crazy. i’m just in Pre-AP and AP ):
Stranger: well way to go at being smart kid!
Stranger: keep it up, we need more smart people in this world!
You: my mom told me the world is ful of dum ppl
Stranger: it’s getting to that point.. but smart people are making a come back!
Stranger: just look at yourself, 4 and already using a computer
Stranger: amazing
You: yea
Stranger: be proud of yourself
You: ok
Stranger: hahah well i’m gonna go, i’m on the phone with my best friend! (:
Stranger: oh and take advantage of all the perks of being young!
You: ok
Stranger: you’ll miss it sooooooooooooooo much when you’re older ):
You: realy?
Stranger: yeah, you really do. you always so you want to be older, and hey, being my age isn’t bad.. but being a kid and not having a care in the world is the best!
Stranger: don’t let it all slip away, use every second of it productively!
You: ok
Stranger: well it was nice talking to you! hope you have a bright future ahead of you!
You: thank u
You: bye!
Stranger: good bye!

Wow…

Poor guy. 🙁 He really believed you.

From the way he talks I think he seems like he’s definitely someone older.I highly doubt that he believed =_=’

[FunnyFroggy]

Of course he believed. I mean just look at the guy who wanted to dirty talk.

[tarheel91]

[Dest1]

[Mipsacri]

I warn you, there are lots of explicitives and the person I’m talking to says bad things! PLEASE BE WARNED

Omegle said:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: Ola!
Stranger: tu guesta tortugas?
You: I like kitties. I don’t really know Spanish, I was lying.
You: I know Japanese though.
Stranger: lol
You: And… stuff.
Stranger: i like kittes too
You: They are soft and fuzzy.
Stranger: asl?
You: youngerthanyou/m/behindyou?
You: Bwahahaha.
Stranger: r u gonna rape me boy?
Stranger: you better be quick
You: No. >>
You: I just wanted to say I like kitties..
You: That is all.
Stranger: because i’ll thrust my penis in your ass till it bleeds
Stranger: troll
You: D: Noooo.
You: You’re creepy.
Stranger: nou
You: Yes. Lemme guess..
You: You’re from /b/?
Stranger: rules 1 & 2
Stranger: and no
You: I’m sure of it.
You: What are rules 1 and two anyway?
Stranger: 1. Dont Speak of /b/
Stranger: 2.
Stranger: DONT FUCKING SPEAK OF /B/
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: and no
You: I forgot.
Stranger: I jsut use some of there wording
You: Okaaaay. I gotcha. *winkwink*
Stranger: im not an anon fag
You: I didn’t know they had a ‘you know what to do’ thread up right now!
Stranger: >_>;
You: Those.. people whom we do not speak of.
Stranger: 4chan pissant?
You: Apparently.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 14 usa i guess?
You: Not really. :3
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: ?
You: Not quite.
Stranger: 16 f usa?
You: Noooope.
You: Warmer though.
Stranger: 15 f usa?
You: 68/f/canada. You’re welcome.
Stranger: what the fuck?
Stranger: If i hadnt been tlaking like thos already
Stranger: I wouldve done the whole
You: 😀 Desho ne~
Stranger: You are now being monitroed by the fbi for the solicitation of a child
You: I’m sure I would’ve been, if you could spell monitored correctly.
You: Too bad, so sad.
Stranger: I have it saved in a notepad
Stranger: i just CnP from it
You: Because notepad is going to do you worlds of good.
Stranger: yeah it would
You: How do you know I’m not underage? And you solicited me earlier?
You: I could tell people on you too.
Stranger: I already know youre < 21
Stranger: you talk like someone under there
You: Stuff about sticking penisus in assus and stuff.
You: Not really.
Stranger: and thats not solicitation
Stranger: fyi
You: Yes, it is. <3
You: I can get out a rule book if you want.
You: I have one around here somewhere.
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: have fun with youre rules
Stranger: im going to troll
Stranger: fucking candians are kill joys
You: Good luck, /b/tard.
Stranger: lulkiller
You: :3 Again, you’re welcome.
You: Have a lovely day.
Stranger: cya
You: See you on /b/.
Stranger: whore

People on that site are scary.

~Mip

[tarheel91]

I’m so tempted to do this, but I’m afraid I’ll get raped in my sleep if I do.

[Nass]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fufufuf
You: hahaha
You: lololol
You: ROFL
You: LOLOL
You: YOU’RE KILLING ME
You: ZOMG STOP MAN
Stranger: yeah
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: TOO FUNNY
Stranger: dood are you crazy?
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: NO
You: YOU JUST SAID A FUNNY JOKE
You: *tears*
You: lol
You: that was awesome
You: I love you man
You: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aaru]

Stranger: i was thinking of selling it
You: I don’t think people just buy oil off the street
Stranger: what about in jamaica
You: I don’t know I’m not from there
Stranger: oh me neither
Stranger: but i kind of want to sell this oil
Stranger: for people
You: Ok go for it
Stranger: thanks man
Stranger: ill go for it
Stranger: how many ppl do you think i can get for a barrel of oil
You: Depends
You: how good is the oil
You: is it really good or just blah
Stranger: its the type of oil that makes you wanna slap yo mama
You: LMAO said:

Lol this is fun

[Aaru]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: How’s it hangin?
You: Did you heard that Carradine was murdered… by strippers?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Didn’t give me much of a chance to talk

[Gujju]

RIP Carradine

[Nass]

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My dear I love you
You: I’ve missed you so so much
You: Won’t you please come back?
Stranger: I don’t know what to say
You: I can’t sleep
Stranger: *sobs*
You: Nor eat
You: Please
You: Marry me
You: I’ll do anything
Stranger: Let’s run off together
You: Clean the house
You: YES!
You: Please
You: so is that a yes?
Stranger: yes
You: YES
You: Thanks you
You: *thank
You: I love yo
You: *you
Stranger: I love you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

For Froggy.

[lahdeedah2]

ldd2 said: Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hey?
Stranger: are u there?
You: 39/both/saudi arabia
Stranger: okay

[lahdeedah2]

I felt uncomfortable, and I have no idea how to speak spanish.

me said: You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Want me to take off my turban?
You: for free?
Stranger: what is your native language?
You: spanish
Stranger: yes
You: cool
You: so i heard you liked men?
Stranger: and your english sucks
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: i came here to meet men
You: i’m what my friends call
You: a fiesty latino
Stranger: fiesty latino
Stranger: comprendo
You: foshizzle
Stranger: creo que sus amigos son fiesty latinos tambien
Stranger: no
Stranger: ?
You: no

[lahdeedah2]

This is too much fun

[FunnyFroggy]

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My dear, I love you.
You: I missed you so much.
Stranger: I love you too, sweetie
Stranger: me too! where were you all this time?
You: I can’t think of living without you.
Stranger: I was waiting
Stranger: So.. come back to me
You: Great. I’ve been waiting a logn time to say this.
You: Will you marry me? 🙂
Stranger: I will if you are a guy
You: I am
Stranger: Vegas?
You: Yes
Stranger: let’s do it
You: Alright!
You: I’ll pick you up tomorrow. Pack up your bags.
You: I love you, honey!
Stranger: Ok!
Stranger: I’ll get the wedding dress there
You: Okay.
Stranger: and something borrowed, something used, something new
Stranger: for good luck
Stranger: but we don’t need it
Stranger: we love each other
You: <3
Stranger: right honey?
You: Of course, dear.
Stranger: sounds great
Stranger: what about the honeymoon?
You: Hmm..
You: I was thinking maybe somewhere in Venice?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: romantic
Stranger: just like us
Stranger: I’m so lucky to have you
You: I’m the luckiest guy on the planet.
You: I can’t wait for tomorrow!
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: I won’t sleep at all
Stranger: thinking of the day that we will be together forever
You: I’ll call all our friends.
You: How’s your mother doing lately? Is she okay?
Stranger: she’s fine
Stranger: she’ll be so happy for us, honey
Stranger: you know she loves you like a son
You: She’s a motherly figure to me too.
Stranger: and she made that lasagna for you, she put at the refrigerator
You: Lasagna’s my favorite. I love Italian food.
Stranger: see? she knows
Stranger: and she said to my brother: don’t you dare eating it! it is for my favorite son in law
Stranger: isn’t she adorable? she loves you..
Stranger: and I love you too, dear
You: I love you too. So honey, where do you live now?
Stranger: Massachusetts
Stranger: just for today
You: Oh, it’s cold there.
Stranger: tomorrow we can decide together after the wedding where we should go
Stranger: it is, honey
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: where in the world is the man of my dreams?
You: I’m all the way on the other side.
You: Of the coast.
You: California, the Golden State.
Stranger: that’s lovely
Stranger: I’ve never been in Calofornia, honey
You: It’s beautiful here. The beaches are a great place to hang out.
You: And no, I wasn’t eying any other women.
You: You’re the only one for me.
Stranger: I know, my love
Stranger: I trust you completely
Stranger: I’m the only one and perfect for you
You: Absolutely.
Stranger: and you are for me.. the only one
Stranger: always and forever
Stranger: to infinity and beyond
You: I wish the day would go by faster.
Stranger: me too, dear
Stranger: it will take forever
Stranger: but it is worth to wait.. it will be the most special day of our lives
You: So…I’m nto sure how long a flight from California to Massachussetts is. Do you know.
Stranger: something about 6h hours
You: I think I’ll be able to make it tomorrow.
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: that’s great
Stranger: do you want me to pick you up in Boston or you can get a taxi?
Stranger: what time do you think you will be here? so I can heat the lasagna for you
You: Hmm..I’ll leave in a couple hours so…
You: Maybe around 9am EST?
Stranger: honey
Stranger: but you are closer to vegas than me
You: Oh. I thought I was gonna go visit you….
Stranger: what about the wedding?
Stranger: do you want to postpone?
You: Well I haven’t actually amde an appointment yet…
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so come to visit me
Stranger: and eat my mom’s lasagna
Stranger: she’ll be so happy to see you, baby
You: I’ll bring her a present.
Stranger: you don’t have to
You: But I want to. It doesn’t feel right then. Traveling all this way with nothing in return?
Stranger: ok baby
Stranger: it is up to you
Stranger: just come
Stranger: I just need to see you
You: Okay.
You: Well, I got to go shower now.
Stranger: ok sweetie
Stranger: don’t be late, my love
Stranger: I’m waiting for you
You: I’m back. 🙂
Stranger: hi honey
You: Hey sweetie
Stranger: are you all clean now/
Stranger: ?
You: Clean for you to dirty. ;D
Stranger: yummi.. =P
You: 🙂
Stranger: =P
Stranger: are you coming tomorrow, dear?
You: Yes, of course.
Stranger: great
Stranger: bring some long sleeves
You: I’ll bring a coat.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is raining and not warm at all
You: :0
Stranger: I know
Stranger: but your visit will make me feel warmer
You: 🙂
Stranger: ;D
You: So…how’s life in Massachussetts?
Stranger: cold and rainy
Stranger: but good
You: Ah, I see.
Stranger: I work
Stranger: finished college already
Stranger: I have a regular life here
Stranger: what about yours?
You: Just enjoying the summer with my buds. Partying and whatnot.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so.. what are you doing?
Stranger: did you book your ticket?? =)
You: I will.
Stranger: okay
You: Okay, well I booked the flight. I’ll be there at 8:30am.
You: I’m going to sleep now.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I can’t be late tomorrow
You: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Stranger: see ya
Stranger: love you, baby
Stranger: can’t wait so see you
You: Bye! I love you.
You have disconnected.

I really wanna go. 🙁

[Author]

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